Sept 28 2024 - Chris and Flutter in Helsinki, Finland

With the clip of them walking together being very short I believe its another intentionally leaked clip. Im convinced most of these "leaks" are intentional and short and conveniently crop out cabbages face intentionally. My tinfoil conspiracy is that his visit to finland has already come and gone before this leak. No evidence its just a hunch and my gut feeling.

Here's the thing: while it's entirely possible that he's already been and gone, the photos and reports coming out of Finland have only sprung up in the last 48 hours or so and the locations have been confirmed by other people who, ostensibly, are Finns. It would take some coordination to make that happen. Not saying it's impossible by any means, but rather that it's unlikely.

One thing we need to be careful of is blurring the boundaries between the terms 'leaks' and 'sightings'. Legitimate sightings still take place that aren't leaks, and, to the best of my knowledge, no leaks have been confirmed yet. Speculation is all well and good, but Occam's Razor still applies in most cases.

If anyone's wondering where he is, just watch the Big Island house for signs of activity.

Some of these leaks might be real (particularly when we get a shit of Flutters face) but Chris is not reacting to us knowing that he's in Finland.

Chris has also been less reactive in general since he was arrested for incest. My guess is that his lawyer basically told him to STFU if anyone approached him, and he's (mostly) taken that advice to heart and is practicing it - to some extent - outside of jail.

And, knowing what a manipulative little shit Caden is, it's entirely possible that he told Chris to clean up his act in public or find somewhere else to live. Granted, he'd only do that for his own personal benefit, but it may also be putting a damper on the behaviour we get to see.

Also, just as a general comment: for people wondering if Caden went to Finland, the answer is almost certainly no. Given that he's serving 5 years' probation for manufacture with intent to distribute, no parole officer in the world is going to let him leave the country. For all we know, he may even have been required to surrender his passport. He's not going to take the risk of acquiring and using forged documents to leave and re-enter the country just to fuck with Chris' observers, assuming he's even capable of figuring out how to make that happen in the first place.
 
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It's very real Chris might start streaming and he'd be least degenerate and retarded one here, videos related



Image living in a country and being wrangled to functioning member of society and stop e begging.
We have so many degenerate streamers and Lolcows that @Null should consider Finnish speaking thread if Ylilauta is interested in sharing our glorious culture and retard. I'm happy to be typical Finnish retard with possible dyslexia.
Enjoy your new subculture, Jersh.
 
Finnish cuisine is batshit as japanese, from eating smoked and salted lamprey, blood pancakes, blood bread and eating raw river salmon on rye bread with salt, much like how japanese eat raw salmon or tuna.

So many fermented foods they'd need a list of their own
Fingolia doesnt have many fermented foods. None other than fermented milk come to mind.
Smoked food is fucking awesome, fuck you, be it cold smoked or hot smoked.
Oh and that raw river salmon is pretty heavily salted and its eaten in thin slices, its fucking great.
You forgot about Lye Fish, its fish thats been soaked in sodium hydroxide(drain cleaner) for a while, but its only like 0.4 % solution or something low like that.
Fuck mämmi tho, i aint eating that diarrhea regardless how much sugar or cranberries are in it. Its a fit "cuisine" for indian tourists tho, theyre pretty used to the texture of it.
 
Finnish cuisine is batshit as japanese, from eating smoked and salted lamprey, blood pancakes, blood bread and eating raw river salmon on rye bread with salt, much like how japanese eat raw salmon or tuna.

So many fermented foods they'd need a list of their own
I think I found a new connection to autism. Maybe that's why Chris feels so right at home in Finland
Image living in a country and being wrangled to functioning member of society and stop e begging.
We have so many degenerate streamers and Lolcows that @Null should consider Finnish speaking thread if Ylilauta is interested in sharing our glorious culture and retard. I'm happy to be typical Finnish retard with possible dyslexia.
Enjoy your new subculture, Jersh.
Speaking of which, how active is Ylilauta these days? I wonder if there is any good Chris threads on there right now.
 
I think I found a new connection to autism. Maybe that's why Chris feels so right at home in Finland

Speaking of which, how active is Ylilauta these days? I wonder if there is any good Chris threads on there right now.
This seems to be the main thread:


Only few anons there doing some detective work, mostly finanons are just rehashing the same stuff that people are talking about elsewhere too.

I went to the Normal in Tripla and could find many similar corners, but not a one with similar products as in the picture. This could be, because it is the wrong Normal store (there are couple more in the Helsinki metro area) or because the store in Tripla is moving to upstairs and is trying to get rid of most of its stock, so they're not refilling the shelves anymore and lot of them were quite empty already.
 
Vepsians are a really obscure Finno-Ugric ethnic group, they mostly live in Russia not too far from the Finnish border.

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And yes they were called Chuds.
Y'know what y'all, let Chris keep his bogus leaks along with his cruddy website and the shit tards who are helping him, including Flutter.

Keep Flutter.

All I want from now on his Chris to be called Chris Chud.

Chan and Chad are old news.

Why do they look like they have Downs?
Okay, now Flutter makes more sense.
 
Oh fug, and he’s only a 40 minute drive away from me? Luckily we don’t have any Gamestops here anymore, but I’d advise any finns to stay the fuck away from Fantasiapelit & Puolenkuun pelit just in case. Can’t even imagine the smell.

Not ebin. Only ei viddu mage and guumodugset. ”:- DDD”
 

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I think I found a new connection to autism. Maybe that's why Chris feels so right at home in Finland
You're not far off, Finland quickly adopted imageboard culture and graced internet with Apustaja, Gondola and import autism as a commodity when there's a shortage.

Chris Chan would fit here after Flutters parents coddle him and get him in here in the first place, as anon on Ylilauta pointed out Chris is too retarded to fill visa application or travel aboard by himself.
Speaking of which, how active is Ylilauta these days? I wonder if there is any good Chris threads on there right now.
Even since Flutters news yesterday anons living in Helsinki dread the very possibility of Chris moving here and laugh at his impromptu ways of learning Finnish singing "säkkijärven polkka" which was filmed. Chris is so retarded that he doesn't even know meaning of the lyrics. This wasn't effort to teach him Finnish, but get more Finnish Chris content. It's impossible to teach second hardest language to a literal motherfucker
Apustajas express emotional state of anons, use ChatGPT to translate then look up slang like "Pulls Anni" to describe Flutters
As for activity it's been around long as 4chins, there were many controversies that forced Ylilauta to change for instance when glowniggers mass dumped breached account and private information people in Finnish mental health system, school shooters and more.
Because Finnish internet is so autistic, Ylilauta is up even after purge of smaller imageboards for criminal content, drug use, prostitution, etc.
At first there was finnlauta, Ylilauta and first Finnish imageboard Thorlauta which was taken down for drug trafficking, selling SSNs and prostitution. The Admin didn't practice opsec, so THORlauta was seized and anons moved elsewhere.

But I digress, Ylilauta is active enough maintain Finnish version of /cow/, stream, weebshit and more. Ylilauta is autistics cousin of dying imageboard culture. Ylilauta managed to stay relatively unchanged and alive like a living fossil.
Ylilauta is active but it's not my board anymore after two decades. I don't know any specific since title of oldfag doesn't mean anything in board filled people born in late 90s or early 2000s which is seen in
Ebin.pw which Was an archive of everything autistic
 
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