Sept 28 2024 - Chris and Flutter in Helsinki, Finland

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In fairness that’s kind of what he got in the US.
Actually being mostly isolated would be pretty miserable for most people but I honestly don't think being in jail even mattered much to Chris. He seemed at most peeved by it.
He only got that because he trooned out.
He literally got it by playing the tard card. Again. He's always had tard armor.
 
I'm sorry you can't understand 5th grade English.

Oh I forgot you're probably like 10 years old and don't know how Tyler durden from fight club talks, never mind...

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You know on some level everything that's happened is our fault...
 
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Honestly I want him to achieve happiness in life now, because it would drive the Logattos of the world completely fucking insane.
all it takes for those guys to get their shit all flared up is for Chris to be content, not even happy. Chris can just sit in a room by himself eating canned food and they'll seethe about it.
 
Is it possible he'll revert to being a dude again if he actually marries? At least his kid will have a dad instead of two moms.
Whenever he calls himself "Jesus Chris Chan Sonichu Whatever" he sometimes reverts back to referring to himself using male pronouns but it never really sticks.
 
Revising the Comics is the only Provable and Rational way to Him to revert back, anything else will be encountered with His Mental Gymnastics
 
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all it takes for those guys to get their shit all flared up is for Chris to be content, not even happy. Chris can just sit in a room by himself eating canned food and they'll seethe about it.
That's probably true but seeing Chris actually get his boyfriend free girl would make them go ballistic. Sure I could get pissed off at him for being a waste of oxygen and taxpayer dollars but there's a lot of people like that.
Is it possible he'll revert to being a dude again if he actually marries? At least his kid will have a dad instead of two moms.
Oh please let this happen I want the weens and Logattos to go completely fucking nuclear.
 
has anyone taken a moment to think about how utterly messed up in the head flutter must be to want to wed a guy who only a year ago was in jail, looks like a sick old woman and still claims to be a polygamous relationship with mewtwo and his oc's?

there's some truly disturbing thoughts going on in that calm, stoic girl's mind.
 
has anyone taken a moment to think about how utterly messed up in the head flutter must be to want to wed a guy who only a year ago was in jail, looks like a sick old woman and still claims to be a polygamous relationship with mewtwo and his oc's?

there's some truly disturbing thoughts going on in that calm, stoic girl's mind.
Stupidity knows no boundaries or limits.
 
That's probably true but seeing Chris actually get his boyfriend free girl would make them go ballistic. Sure I could get pissed off at him for being a waste of oxygen and taxpayer dollars but there's a lot of people like that.

Personally I'd rather have taxpayer money go to people like Chris then illegal immigrants from Nigeria and Guatemala, I'll take a million autistic retards over one Jose
 
apparently chris chan has been in finland since April,

Chris pulled a Nikado Avocado. He's been in Finland for months, and the recent 'sightings' are staged, old pics by Caden & co

Let's be careful about saying he's been in Finland since April. Sure, it's entirely possible that he was there at that time, but he's been spotted in both Virginia and Texas - repeatedly - since then.
 
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Well I'll admit when I'm wrong. I thought there was near no chance flutter was actually Finnish, or actually interested in Chris.

Now I'm 50/50.

Flying internationally the frequency flutter does is still very difficult financially and is very stressful. I could see her being American Finnish and this just being a vacation trip. But who knows. Anything's possible at this point.
 
apparently chris chan has been in finland since April, i got a super fucking bad low quality video from my brothers friend who thought they saw chris chan back in april but wasn’t 100% sure .

They have the same height, and the person who recorded the video said they spoke english and everything to me.

This was recorded in arabia kauppakeskus
Called it
So remember a few months back when Chris was spotted in Dallas?

Well I found a flight schedule linking Dallas and Helsinki
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Now this also ties into the Richmond spotting too.

There was speculation at the time that Flutter was flying in from Charlotte

Charlotte to DFW is a pretty common flight:

So with this I'm thinking the "Flutter is Finnish" theory is true. However I'm here to present a new theory, this is not Chris' first trip to Finland.

So in the months leading up to the Dallas sighting Chris' content was stranger than usual given all the AI generated videos and stuff like the gravel collecting video being obviously prerecorded (deciduous trees are not bare in late April). There is a reddit post from early May from a Big Island local stating that Chris had been gone for weeks at that point: https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanS..._work_a_mile_away_from_chris_chans_house_and/

Given that Caden is pulling the strings Chris could've very well pre recorded those videos and Caden posted them as filler content while he was away. I think it's kind of ironic that the two AI videos between the gravel video and the Dallas sighting were him singing Finnish songs:
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His last known sighting before Dallas was March 25th:

This post will tie into a post I'll make in Random Thoughts and Questions.
Also @SamuellyGenie he couldn't have been in Finland since April, the sightings page of the cwcki disproves it in the June-August sections. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sightings_(2024)
 
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