Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Getting him off alcohol and onto weed would be a huge improvement period.
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If casper was recreationally legal it would be super easy for him. Dispensary grade seeds are very easy to grow outdoor and you get some pretty dank stuff as long as nothing happens before harvest. I just grew 6 plants and one was over 10 feet tall and produced over a half pound.
 
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Mushroom King said:
It might very well save his life as well.
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Very likely.

The one good thing is Cobra's alcohol abuse is the kind where he eats a lot as part of it, and gets obese with diabetes and other metabolic problems vs. the other kind where he gets all of his calories from alcohol and dies/is incapacitated from WKE. The former has a lot better outcome no matter what.
 
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ibeatmywife said:
If casper was recreationally legal it would be super easy for him. Dispensary grade seeds are very easy to grow outdoor and you get some pretty dank stuff as long as nothing happens before harvest. I just grew 6 plants and one was over 10 feet tall and produced over a half pound.
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Only problem is weens would try to call the cops on him because legal grow ops are regulated even in pro weed states like Oregon or Colorado.
 
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Mushroom King said:
The Terminator glasses look so fucking funny on him. They gave me a pair when I had eye surgery that were just like that. I wish he'd make more outdoor content again, I got on the Cobes train after he stopped going outside with a camera.
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Made me think of The Cobrinator saying "fuck sickos, dood" while he takes bullets in the back for the kid from the second movie.
 
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chillin food hack

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Got the chicken and pork eggrolls topped with some dank pepperjack cheese in the microwave at 6:60. He got some Angry Orchid to wash it down. A meal fit for the Boglim King. TMDWU🤘
 
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Got the chicken and pork eggrolls topped with some dank pepperjack cheese in the microwave at 6:60. He got some Angry Orchid to wash it down. A meal fit for the Boglim King. TMDWU🤘
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He's showing us drunk but then he also pronounced "sargento" right.
 
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It's Green Phantom Seasson. I spent about an hour trying to find an archive of u/octopolaroid's epic green phantom video. It was only on the sub and was never uploaded to his youtube and I can't find an archive. The closest I got was the waybackmachine viewing the original post but the video doesn't work. Piss. Ironically the top comment is begging him to upload his shit so it'd be archived if the sub went down.
 
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I love his drunk as fuck cooking videos. He made some ribs a minute back and he was just wheezing and slurring his words. Took like 72 hours to release the videos because he was so fucked up and kept passing out.

I wonder how many ‘food hacks’ have just been burnt up in the oven because he passed out drunk?

I do wish he went outside. Trolls have literally made him afraid to stream outside his trailer, and for good reason as they fuck with him outside.

They have sadly made his self-aware and we’ve lost so much content
 
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