Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

If any of you shitlords and shitlordettes ever wondered what it looks like to pee out of two holes simultaneously, here ya go!

https://www.reddit.com/r/phallo/comments/1fta1j4/voiding_in_the_shower_with_current_fistula/

“So thought I would show y’all the current voiding situation. When I stand to pee in the shower I can get a pretty solid stream but I lose most of it with my fistula.

Sitting down 98% comes out the fistula. Hopefully as I wait for the repair I won’t develop a stricture. So far things are good otherwise!

Had my phallo with the crane center with Dr.DeLeon”

Notice the weak, feminine stream and dainty little feetsies, lol!


Simultaneously, some other lil doods have a problem with their rotdog falling off, months after surgery.

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“Dick coming off?! Very relatable!!”
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Feeling like I don’t need nightmare fuel today, but if any of you body horror appreciators want to know what it looks like when your rotdog starts separating after months, here’s the link:

https://www.reddit.com/r/phallo/comments/1ftal05/wound_separation/

And speaking of body horror, another pooner has… Well, I’ll just let her explain it:

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“A part that sticks out of the top of my anus”?!? What in tarnation are they doing to these poor women?!

Just imagine the look on the MRI tech's face as he tries to make sense of wtf this jumble of mangled parts is on his screen.

 

[weirdwound]

Spoiler: I have such sights to show you

Putting the urethra through the clit in hopes to Stand To Pee is retarded.

 

[Fapcop]

Putting the urethra through the clit in hopes to Stand To Pee is retarded

YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER!

 

[klarine]

Simultaneously, some other lil doods have a problem with their rotdog falling off, months after surgery.

So, to the manly men bros of this thread, imagine yourselves in a situation where your cock and balls start bleeding and falling off.
Do you:
>Get terrified and call an ambulance as fast as possible
>Worry about your white pants
>Get depressed because now people will think you are having a manly period

 

[Slideshow Bill]

We spend a lot of time talking trash about phalloplasties over here on the Farms, but today I think we should focus on just how disgusting a lot of metoidioplasties (and often the scrotoplasties that accompany them) are. Apologies in advance if any of these have been posted before - this thread moves very quickly and a lot of these Sarlacc pits start to run together for me, so any and all clocks will be taken without complaint.

First, let's take a look at the results for u/Disastrous_Pool3656.

Spoiler: Those soft, ice cream cone thighs are the epitome of masculinity, wouldn't you agree?

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Next, u/SpaaceCaat has some questions about the unnatural silicone she's had stuffed into her labia majora.

Spoiler: Somehow made her pussy look like a bulldog with depression.

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u/SnooOranges4 wishes she could have huge, swinging trucknuts that would suit her delicate frame perfectly; alas, she currently has dainty marbles. Be patient, little poon!

Spoiler: Likely not what Gustave Courbet had in mind when painting L'Origine du monde.

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Finally, we have u/metathrowawayy who has kindly uploaded a video of her assaulting her fauxsticles like they owe her money. Sorry if the video is janky.

Spoiler: Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?

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Spoiler: What those weird little balls made me think of...

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Sexual dimorphism prevails because those "testicles" look just like folded up labia skin and not testicle skin.

If any of you shitlords and shitlordettes ever wondered what it looks like to pee out of two holes simultaneously, here ya go!

https://www.reddit.com/r/phallo/comments/1fta1j4/voiding_in_the_shower_with_current_fistula/

“So thought I would show y’all the current voiding situation. When I stand to pee in the shower I can get a pretty solid stream but I lose most of it with my fistula.

Sitting down 98% comes out the fistula. Hopefully as I wait for the repair I won’t develop a stricture. So far things are good otherwise!

Had my phallo with the crane center with Dr.DeLeon”

Notice the weak, feminine stream and dainty little feetsies, lol!


Simultaneously, some other lil doods have a problem with their rotdog falling off, months after surgery.

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“Dick coming off?! Very relatable!!”
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Feeling like I don’t need nightmare fuel today, but if any of you body horror appreciators want to know what it looks like when your rotdog starts separating after months, here’s the link:

https://www.reddit.com/r/phallo/comments/1ftal05/wound_separation/

And speaking of body horror, another pooner has… Well, I’ll just let her explain it:

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“A part that sticks out of the top of my anus”?!? What in tarnation are they doing to these poor women?!

"Oh noes bros! My fake dick rupturing and spewing blood reminds me of having a period and that's so dysphoric!"
I hate touching grass for a bit and then coming back to this fucking thread because I always forget how truly insane and disgusting it is. You don't realize how disconnected the tranny menace is from real life until you step outside for a while and then come back. It's like junkies quitting cold turkey for a moment so the next hit gives them a bigger high. Except I don't get high, I just get depressed and misanthropic.

 

[Got Milk!]

So, to the manly men bros of this thread, imagine yourselves in a situation where your cock and balls start bleeding and falling off.
Do you:
>Get terrified and call an ambulance as fast as possible
>Worry about your white pants
>Get depressed because now people will think you are having a manly period

Yes

 

[Brain Power]

Spoiler: I have such sights to show you

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Putting the urethra through the clit in hopes to Stand To Pee is retarded.

Does anyone suddenly feel really uncomfortable down there?

 

[El-ahrairah]

Spoiler: I have such sights to show you

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Putting the urethra through the clit in hopes to Stand To Pee is retarded.

I hate touching grass for a bit and then coming back to this fucking thread because I always forget how truly insane and disgusting it is.

It's like a different dimension, filled with miserable lunatics. How do these people even get through the day? Go outside, everyone is perceiving you incorrectly and that's triggering. Use the bathroom at home, shit there's a mirror. Oh, now blood and excrement are leaking from various holes down there, gotta deal with that.

Now it's time to dilate.

Just can't quite imagine what it must be like. And they chose it.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

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It's like a different dimension, filled with miserable lunatics. How do these people even get through the day? Go outside, everyone is perceiving you incorrectly and that's triggering. Use the bathroom at home, shit there's a mirror. Oh, now blood and excrement are leaking from various holes down there, gotta deal with that.

Now it's time to dilate.

Just can't quite imagine what it must be like. And they chose it.

Is this what Lovecraft felt like but replace immigrants with trannies? I can be autistic as fuck but I can at least function in society but having a rotting, bleeding hole(s) that you had installed? I don't know. It's so hard to comprehend. It doesn't feel real, but it is and it's getting worse everyday.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Pooner gets Top surgery three months ago extraacct182939
Link | Archive

2 weeks PO with Daniel Medalie
I posted my one week PO as well but things are already looking so much better so wanted to share. The glue on my incisions is almost off as well as my nipple scabs. I was also really freaked out about the numbness at my one week appointment but I can feel everything now except for directly on the incisions and my nipples!

Spoiler: top surgery

Ngl I'm posting this mostly because she posted a really good regret rant today. They always seem to have unreasonable expectations about surgery but most will just keep chasing that dragon.
Link | Archive

Regret
Trying to see if anyone feels the same. For context I've been transitioning for something like 3 years and just got top surgery. I guess this is coming from how I thought I could finally try to be myself more after surgery, but it's just made me pay more attention to everything that I can't ever change about my body, and how I'll never be cool of desirable in society.

I feel like I'd also be a fuck ugly girl and I didn't fit in with girls either but now I see a lot more acceptance for different female body types and community for queer women and I'm just so sad and jealous that I chose an identity that has left me with nobody to look up to or relate to. I feel like at this point I have almost all of the downsides of being male as well as those of being female. I've liked to think I'm not an emotional person but I've realized recently that I just care so much about what people think and I don't know how to be myself.

I was hoping I could express myself or whatever but even with top surgery anytime I try new clothes or doing something with my hair I can't help but feel like I just look like a ridiculous faggot lmfao.

I don't think I'm "actually" cisgender, but recently I think my transition was a huge mistake and made me permanently ugly and a freak. Just not sure what I can even do at this point

 

[merrybrandybuck]

How are they even having wound separation several months in. Sometimes there are later stage complications like prolapse or some other mechanical deformity or a sudden onset of necrosis to a part that's not being sufficiently supplied or a scar turns gradually wider and raised. But stitches coming apart at 4 months post-surgery is wild.

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

Honestly, I just don't get why anyone would want that. I get that this surgery is less risky and don't require you looking like a burn unit patient, thus also more stealth in public, etc.... but the absolutely best case scenario here is that you'd have something that looks like a little boy's penis. What's the point of that? What adult wants a 5 years old's penis? What are you going to do with it? I don't get it. At least with the rot dog there is some promise for something that resembles a grown man's penis.

I suspect, tho I've never read it here, that they think they can get away with something, something birth defect BUT I'M TOTALLY A MAN, GUYS! What doesn't make sense, generally, is that all these stealth aspirations fall flat from the start when you post your whole life story. So, this may have once been the idea behind it but actually isn't anymore. So what IS happening? It really seems that troons, both mtf and ftm, really think that this blood ritual, on it's own merit, makes them into their target gender, we basically went from gay guy wants to larp as a woman with super sekrit frankenstein sCieNcE (note, pooners were mostly unheard of a long time ago) to "My parents squished my cranium as a toddler, I'm an descendant of the gods now! Worhship me!" It's cultural degeneration happening in front of our eyes, we're back to what schools still taught me are barbaric religions of lost cultures. There must be an actual spiritual difference, not defending it, with troons who actually want to fool you into thinking they are the other gender and what is happening on reddit, the latter is worse than the former, obviusly, because the former is still trying to fool a rational observer - they respect basic reality and accept it - while the other thinks you are ought to accept their genital sacrifice as proof of xirs woman/dudehood.

 

[Poonocchio]

Sensible Troon worried about his partner, seeks advice:

If this guy can't cope with pain now, wtf is he gonna do when his dick is inverted, statistically probably shitting through his new ditch at some point or not being pleased with something or other and having to painfully dilate for however long on top of it? He's going to get hooked on opiates or 41%. The latter being better for that poor kid. Fuck these encouraging pRedditors.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Oki-Ducky1738 had her rotdog split.
Link | Archive

Spoiler: Pics

3 month update
amazing what the body can do! i had really bad swelling which caused my phallus to split on the underside. i was extremely worried for a while but im all healed up now! i just had my 3 month consult and they said everything looks good! unfortunately i may have to have another surgery if the tip doesn’t soften up :/ really hoping that the scar tissue softens by march 7!

previous kf post

 

[Fapcop]

Oki-Ducky1738 had her rotdog split.
Link | Archive

Spoiler: Pics

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previous kf post

Ok, it’s not hard to figure out what was the “before” pic, but this, THIS is the wholly healed phallo she’s super excited about?!

Lmao what?! She mutilated her arm and her leg, and the only thing she got out of it was a roll of flesh that either looks like a chainsaw kissed it, or as if a baby rotdog is somehow consuming the big rotdog that swallowed it from the inside.

What in the fuck?!

Ngl I'm posting this mostly because she posted a really good regret rant today. They always seem to have unreasonable expectations about surgery but most will just keep chasing that dragon.

I mean… As mutilated titties go it’s not terrible. Scars have that nice curvy feminine touch, the nipples haven’t fallen off and they’re sorta placed correctly.

This is overall a pretty good result. (Compared to the rest of the horror chests)

Obligatory: Nice hips bro! Most dudely hips imaginable, totally not of the childbearing kind that’ll turn twin birth into a day in the park.

and how I'll never be cool of desirable in society.

Hmm… Yeah… Cutting off your tits will certainly guarantee that babe!

A woman doesn’t have to have supermodel looks to be desirable. But if she has a set of tits, it doesn’t even need to be great tits, there will be plenty of guys out there, who will gladly slave away in order to buy her a ring to secure the exclusive right for occasionally fondling said tits in perpetuity.

But now? Good luck finding someone who’ll find a mutilated woman with a frog voice and torched uterus attractive.

I feel like I'd also be a fuck ugly girl and I didn't fit in with girls either

See the above. Even a “fuck ugly girl” is attractive to someone. As long as she doesn’t torch her life before it has really begun.

“Don’t feel attractive? Mutilate yourself and make it even worse!”

WHO THE FUCK ARE RAISING THESE GIRLS?!? WHERE ARE THEY GETTING THIS NONSENSE?!

How are they even having wound separation several months in.

The wonders of transgender medicine!

YOUNG POONER BRUTALLY VIOLATED! DOCTOR: “SHOW ME YOUR PENIS! YOU MUST HAVE ONE!”

Lol… Lmao even!


“HAAALP!!! My mom is KILLING my pooner self with her common sense and encouragement?! NOT EVEN SURE IF I WANT TO TRANSITION ANY MORE FUUUUCK YOU MOOOOM!”






Based fucking mom! Nice going!

https://www.reddit.com/r/FTMventing/comments/1fu6flx/feeling_overwhelmed_by_internalised_transphobia/

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Another reason I’m not donating anything if I die.

I'm donating everything, I can save lives AND maim some rapehon from beyond the grave!

 

[Otterly]

I'm donating everything, I can save lives AND maim some rapehon from beyond the grave!

If anyone harvests any part of my body for a Troon I swear I will rise from the grave and imbue said body parts with the will to cause severe neuropathic pain, sepsis, and as many fistulas as I can muster. I shall haunt them, and instead of ‘woooooo’ my ghost will misgender them until they go insane.
Edgar Allen Poe would have had fun with this as a scenario

 

[uwaga! aooga!]

If any of you shitlords and shitlordettes ever wondered what it looks like to pee out of two holes simultaneously, here ya go!

Someone who knows how to do such things (unfortunately, not me yet) should archive this for the future.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I'm the same. I get a visceral reaction when I look at them. I think part of the reason, at least for me, is that rotdogs and amholes always require a surgery, while an engorged clit can be "achieved" by only taking hormones. The meta is just the cherry on the alien horrors cake. Seriously, a rotdog you can theoretically get rid of, an amhole you can close up (I'm ignoring the destroyed reproductive systems in both cases), but if one of those girlies wakes up one day wanting to be a woman again, she'll always have that gross, massively oversized clit that causes her discomfort in her daily life. There's absolutely nothing you can do in such a case since any attempt at making it smaller would be classified as FGM.
I'd neck myself if I suddenly had one of those monsters, ew.

I think it's because metas resemble actual genitals more.
Like the feeling that you get looking at the dogs n ditches, is not as if you're perving on someone's bits. There's no residual "sex parts" fission in the back of your mind that mixes up the messages an invokes the uncanny feeling of discomfort: It's like seeing a wound, simply gory.

Seeing the metas is uncomfortable because they still look a little bit like real bits.
I am heavily grossed out by the notion of pooner vags post hrt too, because they have become fucked up and engorged, probably more than I'm grossed out by troons sad atrophy dicks.

(probably the notion that if you had too equally washed people, the MTFs junk would stink less than the FTMs, due to running on testosterone and funk effect of the more vascularised genitals)

I can never get over, however when the troons try to checkmate their way past "the cotton ceiling" in their argumentative thesis comments on reddit, they bring up the fact that genital preference is fiiiine, but not all trams women even HAVE a dick, you know?

As if even the most gold star lesbian or straight man, wouldnt just grit his teeth and take on dealing with a true and honest dick, unpleasant as that might be - and would infact opt for the neo vag, as opposed to being even more totally repulsed. It goes from an unpleasant task to Sci fi body horror.

Fuck no. No one is attracted to surgery.

 

[Positron]

"I'm 18... I never really wanted to make it past 28 because I find it stupid".
The stupidest reason to end your life. So whatever surgery and medication wasted on this dumb girl will be wasted in 10 years.