Dumb Shit on Wikipedia

A group of quacks and lunatics featured in the bleach enema nutjob thread has managed to get one of their cryptids, so-called "rope worms" that are actually dead intestinal lining that they kill with bleach enemas and then shit out, onto German Wikipedia as a real thing:

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seilwurm

It does note the lack of peer review, but the fact it even has an article at all violates WP:Fringe. I usually just let dumb shit on Wikipedia sit but this one pisses me off.
 
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CWCchange said:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_removal#Cases_of_penis_removal

The section encompasses two-thirds of the article, and the fact people take the time to write and source everything is more disturbing than the people in the cases.

Also, it seems China is to Lorena Bobbitt as Russia is to car crashes.
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Don't forget the early troon, teenager Susan Lynn Wood, a.k.a. Adam Hazel:

"April 1978 - She was so desperate to delude her girlfriend's parents into thinking she was a boy that she clubbed a taxi driver to death, cut off his genitals, attached them to her own body with Krazy glue and presented herself to the shocked family. Wood was found not guilty by reason of insanity and committed to a mental institution."

Edit: I googled a bit, and found a newspaper article from December 1978 where she mentioned ("Girl ruled insane in sex slaying"). So it took place in 1978 and not 1979. Wikipedia is wrong, who saw that one coming?
 
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I don't mean to almost double post, but here's this incestrally retarded quote in the Incest article.
"You can't help who you fall in love with, it just happens. I fell in love with my sister and I'm not ashamed ... I only feel sorry for my mom and dad, I wish they could be happy for us. We love each other. It's nothing like some old man who tries to fuck his three-year-old, that's evil and disgusting ... Of course we're consenting, that's the most important thing. We're not fucking perverts. What we have is the most beautiful thing in the world."
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Yes, they quote this from The Guardian. This spooks me.
 
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Miyazaki said:
I don't get these users who flood their userpages with pointless, garbage userboxes. Do they expect to accomplish anything by posting these, asides from making a fool of themselves?

I'll just leave these here:

* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:C4bl3fl4m3
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On behalf of all Welsh people, I would like to sincerely apologise.
 

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Some gold I found a while ago when reading the Swedish (who could've thought) article on being "genderqueer".

"Genderfuck is one of the non-normative gender identities which is included in the wider term intergender (genderqueer). The name originates within gender studies from the common view that a person was genetically genderfucked by being identified as a gender that the person wasn't comfortable with or didn't want to be categorized as at birth."
 

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Danskjaevel said:
Some gold I found a while ago when reading the Swedish (who could've thought) article on being "genderqueer".

"Genderfuck is one of the non-normative gender identities which is included in the wider term intergender (genderqueer). The name originates within gender studies from the common view that a person was genetically genderfucked by being identified as a gender that the person wasn't comfortable with or didn't want to be categorized as at birth."
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It was one of the gender identities come up with to be a total edgelord and nobody cares about it at all.
 
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AnOminous said:
I know there are spergs who create a bunch of articles about shit nobody cares about but they usually have a theme. This just all seems really random.
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I think there are people obsessed with having a ton of articles created, even if most of them get deleted. I think the pattern is that this guy focused on esports, but once he used up the arsenal from that scene, he basically started turning Wikipedia into Buzzfeed.
 
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Zhoban said:
I think there are people obsessed with having a ton of articles created, even if most of them get deleted. I think the pattern is that this guy focused on esports, but once he used up the arsenal from that scene, he basically started turning Wikipedia into Buzzfeed.
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Here's one: designated shitting article.
 
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