Tattoos [12/12/16] Phil Posts a Tattoo Retrospective - A Chronicle of Regrets

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Positron said:
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Is that first one a pre-transition photo? What a transformation, these photos are like night and day!
 
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An Ghost said:
He paid a pretty typical price (~$200 for each I think but there's also a thread where Phil lists their date and price) but Sonju also charges him extra to upload cell phone pics online. There's even speculation Phil had to go into the shop at 4am because Sonju didn't want Phil stinking up the shop with regular customers there. Phil also gets his tattoos in the first week of each month because he gets his tugboat around the first.
Edit: I'm talking out my ass, here's the other thread where he lists tattoos and there's no prices. Maybe I read it somewhere else.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/31-05-16-phil-does-our-job-for-us-and-lists-his-tattoos.21213/
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Doesn't matter how much it is. When you're "Houseless" and on Disability, spending your tugboat and donations on fucking autistic skin scribbles instead of food and shelter is deplorable.
 
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Although we all know better, if we didn't 2007 Phil almost looks sympathetic in that photo, in a "poor sped just can't understand the world around him" kinda way. He just looks like any generic emotionally delayed man-child weeb.

Unlike the eldritch Bad-Decision Elemental he has blossomed into.
 
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Ravenor said:
They are little more than the badges he has pinned everywhere, it's not to really represent anything it's him trying to make it clear who he wants you to think he is[...]
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And yet Phil's appearance unintentionally squeaks loud and clear that he's a total poser.

I've said it before: that one photo of a banana with "APPLE" written all over it is a succinct analogy of Phil.
 
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You know how some people you can look at them and tell right away, without them saying a word, you can tell that they're a tard of some sort? Some of them you can even tell at a glance just how much of a tard they are? With Phil you could always tell, but ever since he decided to get inked up like a trailer park meth head he's turned that up to 11. At least your typical white trash trailer park meth head has better tattoos.
 
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The Dude said:
You know how some people you can look at them and tell right away, without them saying a word, you can tell that they're a tard of some sort? Some of them you can even tell at a glance just how much of a tard they are? With Phil you could always tell, but ever since he decided to get inked up like a trailer park meth head he's turned that up to 11. At least your typical white trash trailer park meth head has better tattoos.
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Even starting out as an obvious tard, if you tattoo "I AM A FUCKING TARD" all over yourself, it still makes you look dumber.
 
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AnOminous said:
Even starting out as an obvious tard, if you tattoo "I AM A FUCKING TARD" all over yourself, it still makes you look dumber.
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He should honestly skip all pretenses and just have "I'm a mental defective and I make horrible life decisions" tattooed on his forehead. There's plenty of room for it to fit.
 
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Wow. Just wow. Seeing all of Phil's tattoos in one place is really jarring. It's nothing more then autistic madness. Fake propaganda and symbols. Disgusting mixture of colours and bleeding texts. Nothing thought out at all, just mashed together in the most unappealing way possible.

I agree with other people in the thread who say he looked better as a weeb.
 
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The Dude said:
He should honestly skip all pretenses and just have "I'm a mental defective and I make horrible life decisions" tattooed on his forehead. There's plenty of room for it to fit.
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During that one week he was sperging about the Joker and Suicide Squad I was crossing my fingers hoping he'd get Jared Leito's retarded "Damaged!" tattoo on his forehead and I was dissapointed he didn't.
 
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He should shave the sides of his head and show off his tranny axe tattoos he has on the sides of his head. Granted he has probably forgotten about them because out of sight out of mind.
 
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Ruin said:
During that one week he was sperging about the Joker and Suicide Squad I was crossing my fingers hoping he'd get Jared Leito's exceptional "Damaged!" tattoo on his forehead and I was dissapointed he didn't.
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Maybe he thought it was too on-the-nose? Oh, wait...Phil never thinks. Never mind.
 
An Ghost said:
He should shave the sides of his head and show off his tranny axe tattoos he has on the sides of his head. Granted he has probably forgotten about them because out of sight out of mind.
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I'd almost forgotten about these. Did he grow his thinning locks out cause even he realised that those tattoos look fucking stupid?
 
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