DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[myone]

So, we're back at the same ol' style of begging. No more "KING" bullshit, no more fake "enthusiastic" rallying for support, no more SmugsydePhil. Just the le sigh depressed guilt-tripping from before the Kino Casino arc.

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The dejected, sad, miserable "Alright, here we go" (back to the grind, making videos for these dumb retards, i hate my job so much) around 1:17 in this clip is delicious.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

When was the last time he enjoyed playing a video game?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

When was the last time he enjoyed playing a video game?

The WWE Champions stream was on Tuesday.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

When was the last time he enjoyed playing a video game?

If we're talking like, full on enjoyed and was primarily positive about and invested (by Phil's very low standards of investment) I think Bugsnax. IMO Champions doesn't count because I think that's less Phil fully enjoying a product and more Phil enjoying the occasional dopamine hit. But he still manages to find a fair amount of things to complain about with the game and it's really clear a big part of why he plays it is his addiction.

 

[Comma]

The way DSP "handles" getting viewbotted is so peak DSP.


Thursday: ignore the viewbotters, don't bring them up! Don't give them attention, it's what they want!

Friday: read the PINNED message at the top of the chat and don't talk about the subject in it! Just ignore it, like I do!

It's like telling (in this case retarded) children to not smoke, while lighting up a cigarette in front of them and blowing the smoke in their face.

 

[Free Jasper]

I think the last game he enjoyed was the walking simulator Stray.

 

[Brother Milor]

When was the last time he enjoyed playing a video game?

Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth. He clung to that game during "RPG overload" despite averaging low tips totals and low view counts. He also defended it multiple times despite chat telling him to drop in favor of more BG3. Heck, when he said today he wouldn't being playing any more JRPGs, he specifically exempted the next Yakuza game.

 

[JimiHendrix]

he specifically exempted the next Yakuza game.

the next yakuza game isn't a jrpg

 

[Brother Milor]

the next yakuza game isn't a jrpg

Ah, I thought he was doing his "X isn't part of the category because it would ruin the new rule I just made up". Somebody asked him if he'd be skipping the next Yakuza now that he's out on JRPGs and he said something about there being enough action elements that his audience didn't wouldn't care.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

the next yakuza game isn't a jrpg

Phil has rechristened the entire series including spinoffs as JRPGs after 7 came out. I remember he even got into a short argument with someone when playing Lost Begment because he kept calling it a JRPG.

 

[Balr0g]

Also peak Phil "I haven't dropped many games this year!" plus "I didn't drop them. My viewers told me to stop playing them. I did nothing wrong!" If we only talk about singleplayer games he has dropped a lot. Quitting MP games is one thing (funny how he still clings to SF 6 despite all the baby rage) but SP games are another story.

 

[JimiHendrix]

skipping the next Yakuza now that he's out on JRPGs and he said something about there being enough action elements that his audience didn't wouldn't care.

next yakuza game plays like the Judgement/original yakuza franchise. no turn based shit. straight up action game. you can even do DMC air juggles now. im sure phil will still suck dick at It, but I dont blame him for playing it.

 

[Africanweebfighter]

It's like telling (in this case retarded) children to not smoke, while lighting up a cigarette in front of them and blowing the smoke in their face.

So you're saying he just took this lesson from his mom?

 

[Benchod]

When was the last time he enjoyed playing a video game?

God of War Ragnarok. From what I remember he sounded genuinely disappointed when the game was over and that there probably wouldn't be another one for at least another 5 years.

 

[Kier Starmer]

I can feel the nervous breakdown looming and I am loving it.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth. He clung to that game during "RPG overload" despite averaging low tips totals and low view counts. He also defended it multiple times despite chat telling him to drop in favor of more BG3. Heck, when he said today he wouldn't being playing any more JRPGs, he specifically exempted the next Yakuza game.

He got weirdly attached because he thought the story was literally based off his own history and gave us the mail you a spoon rant. Probably my 2nd favourite moment from this year from Phil

First being Craig just dropping the "With all respect, go fuck yourself"

 

[Brother Wind]

I don't think I've ever heard a man say, "I want to spend time with my wife", unless it's one of those obviously gay men trying to pretend to be straight to win elections. Even more so when Phil's idea of 'spending time' doesn't involve having sex or going out to do something fun. It’s just sitting next to Khet, watching some retard TLC show, while he plays WWE Champions

In my little community its a polite way of saying that I am not starting another game of D&D or Warhammer

Wrong again, it actually means he lost 184 dollars last night if there's a chargeback. Enjoy gout, detractor child.

You know what. Phil I know you read these. If you make "Gout be upon ye!" your version of Get That Ass Banned. I will actually give you ten bucks. Honest Injun

 

[Gramh]

Does anybody keep an eye on the PoP DSP payroll spreadsheet? Curious how bad his tips have been since integrating superchats into the goal, because I feel like some of the desperation is coming from his "liquid" income drying up for superchats.

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

I remember it was Max's cat dog that passed away and Max had some merch of him prior to that. Phil, the one who made a video monetizing the death of FGC members before, was outraged that someone would make merch of their pet that fans loved and went on a rant about how Max has no morals and he would never do that.

This was after he asked for 1000 dollars to reveal Jasper, btw. I hope people call him out relentlessly if he pushes the Jasper merch thing, especially on Twitter because those replies are so low effort. Motherfuckers wanted Phil to open his replies for years and now all they reply is "you retard your wife is fat".

EDIT: Quick search. I assume it was this:

Bonus:
2 years ago:

5 months ago:

"Wow dood, I can't believe Maximilian Dood ignored me, how rude! I guess he thinks he's too big for me or something, right? Wow, what a fucking douchebag, I've never done anything to the guy"

Max is a creepy faggot, I enjoy our Potato King taking shots at him.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Does anybody keep an eye on the PoP DSP payroll spreadsheet? Curious how bad his tips have been since integrating superchats into the goal, because I feel like some of the desperation is coming from his "liquid" income drying up for superchats.

Last I looked he'd stopped updating the spreadsheet right when DSP made the switch to including everything in the goal. I'm not sure if that is the reason why he stopped or if he's just busy with other stuff.

Only in the past few days have overall tips/superchats badly dipped (even then there was that random $200 anonymous tip) so not sure it matches up with the tip goal including superchats.