Megathread Transbian Dating Profiles - 'Totes valid trannies on the prowl for poon, now with no fluff or walls of text from Reddit.

[Cronchyapple]

They’re always the most stereotypical and laughable facsimiles of the women they wank over.

Dude up there with a 1950s spotted headband that looks so tight it’s constricting his fat skull - turns out he’s just zippy the pinhead in lipstick. Shit’a falling off your shelf behind you, sir.

Ah, the ‘t4t’ ‘punk’, complete with hand doodles, eyeliner put on with a 50mm chisel tip marker, and a fake razor blade on a chain. Can you get any more ‘I saw a punk in a video once and I wanted to be just like them!’?

I’m sad about the pooner though. She looks like she would’ve been a cute dyke before all the stupid tattoos, pig nose ring, tit chop (ando nipple graft in her armpits), inevitable obesity and ridiculous bumfluff neckbeard. Cos ‘real men’ always wear vests and baseball caps and allow their facial hair to grow without a care in the world.

Clueless as to what makes the other gender, absolutely clueless idiots.

The fact that I like dykes means I must deal with the dood epidemic like it’s AIDS for lesbians. So sad. Where does one find a real dyke that isn’t they/them or on hormones…

 

[Coolio55]

I'm lovin' @moth's mammy cosplay.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Next let’s meet… wait is that a pooner?! But my settings specifically say I am only interested in WOMEN not doods…

it says HE HIM y’all. It says HE is a heckin valid TRANS MAN meaning he is a MAN. DUH.

Is “Shane” super fat to the point of squinting from “his” fat folds, or does she think that’s a masculine selfie?

 

[the inconfident]

Name is fitting as Dawn went for the Down Syndrome aesthetics.
What the fuck is Fae/Faer

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

They’re always the most stereotypical and laughable facsimiles of the women they wank over.

Dude up there with a 1950s spotted headband that looks so tight it’s constricting his fat skull - turns out he’s just zippy the pinhead in lipstick. Shit’a falling off your shelf behind you, sir.

Ah, the ‘t4t’ ‘punk’, complete with hand doodles, eyeliner put on with a 50mm chisel tip marker, and a fake razor blade on a chain. Can you get any more ‘I saw a punk in a video once and I wanted to be just like them!’?

I’m sad about the pooner though. She looks like she would’ve been a cute dyke before all the stupid tattoos, pig nose ring, tit chop (ando nipple graft in her armpits), inevitable obesity and ridiculous bumfluff neckbeard. Cos ‘real men’ always wear vests and baseball caps and allow their facial hair to grow without a care in the world.

Clueless as to what makes the other gender, absolutely clueless idiots.

m2f fetishize childhood stereotypes: Young girls in polka dot sundresses and having rosy red cheeks. f2m fetishize the dudebrah who raped them at a metal concert at 17. Shane, Cody, Jack, whatever other BL fanfic they read the most. You can easily still, going on years since the troon trend took off, write them all off as Bieber wannabees, cause they all end up looking like snapbacks with messy hair.

 

[Space Police]

What gets me is that all these guys are SO YOUNG! These guys are 24, and they look like they're in their 30s! I guess HRT and nonstop sissy hypno will do that to you.

 

[Cronchyapple]

I found all of these profiles in less than 30 minutes. 27 minutes to be exact.
Meet “Zoey” AKA Zach


Big ass fucking chin. So kawaii.
Computer geek, video games, AND anime… wow so original.

Now lets meet “Ariel” AKA Aaron.
Amazing. Another goth skin walker. The wig needs to be brushed and washed some more. Let’s look at a less filtered image of “Ariel”

Jesus fucking christ BRUSH YOUR HAIR!!! That’s how you dress to your b day party??

Now let’s meet “Valerie” AKA Vance
Trans gamer girl AGAIN. WOW. SO ORIGINAL.
Now let’s meet… G4?

This is the reject trans cobra commander hasbro had to let go because he touched too many women at work.

Now let’s meet “Kate” AKA Kevin

The “We the People” rainbow shirt is so fucking funny to me.

Now let’s meet “Sera” AKA Samuel
More like Alice am I right?

Now let’s meet “Annie” AKA Andrew

The cropped t shirt says scorpion sluts and the fishnets make him look like a street walking whore.

Let’s meet “Tara” aka Tim


Does anyone want to email him? “She” is stunning, brave, and interested in some virtual conversations. Oooh.

Here is “J” short for James. The 5 o’clock shadow is strong as HELL.

MEGA HON ALERT

“Amanda” AKA Alex is about to break into your house and eat everything that isn’t bolted down.

Back to regular scheduled broadcasting…

Let’s meet “Hope” AKA Harry

The bio talked about how he is “too queer for the christians but too christian for the queers”…

Now let’s meet a “woman” with a *scary* smile. “Willow” aka William stole his wife’s bra and is ready to be a “lesbian” before a mid-aged heart attack takes his life.


“Jamie” aka James is a giga hon, but more like one of those bosses you fight before the real, bigger final boss at the end of the game.


“Bee” aka Benjamin is about to turn 30 and wants to be a true lesbian before his fatty liver catches up to him.

Check out that GUNT!

Here are some others to stare at. I’m tired of typing. Lol.
(Please let me know if any images were attached incorrectly.)

 

[CraicRock28]

I found all of these profiles in less than 30 minutes. 27 minutes to be exact.

How are there so many sexpests on these apps? Are you filtering specific things to find them?

 

[Cronchyapple]

How are there so many sexpests on these apps? Are you filtering specific things to find them?

Nope. No filters. Just going through everyone normally. I don’t pay money so no filtering is even possible (outside of age and location and I don’t touch them for sexpest hunting. I wish I were bluffing. When I say it’s rough to be a real lesbian I wasn’t joking. There are so many “bisexual” women and couples looking for a 3rd… and then these blokes.

 

[CraicRock28]

Nope. No filters. Just going through everyone normally. I don’t pay money so no filtering is even possible (outside of age and location and I don’t touch them for sexpest hunting. I wish I were bluffing. When I say it’s rough to be a real lesbian I wasn’t joking. There are so many “bisexual” women and couples looking for a 3rd… and then these blokes.

I can’t even imagine. I am always baffled by the “lesbians” that go along with this insanity and pretend these guys are anything other than porn-addled straight men fetishizing lesbians.

 

[Cronchyapple]

I can’t even imagine. I am always baffled by the “lesbians” that go along with this insanity and pretend these guys are anything other than porn-addled straight men fetishizing lesbians.

Most transbians hook up with other transbians because normal lesbians/bi women ignore them. They are so desperate if I were a less busy woman I’d swindle the shit out of them for free video games, money, and food and ghost them later. I’d talk about my personal experiences with transbians as a lesbian but it would reveal my power level/risk me getting doxxed so no thanks. I can’t even go to the card shop without dealing with 3 transbians. No more pokemon tcg for me.

 

[CraicRock28]

Most transbians hook up with other transbians because normal lesbians/bi women ignore them. They are so desperate if I were a less busy woman I’d swindle the shit out of them for free video games, money, and food and ghost them later. I’d talk about my personal experiences with transbians as a lesbian but it would reveal my power level/risk me getting doxxed so no thanks. I can’t even go to the card shop without dealing with 3 transbians. No more pokemon tcg for me.

The idea of two dudes banging each other while calling themselves lesbians is peak fucking clown world. You should swindle them, that’s horrible and very un-Christian of me to say, but I’m a farmer so I’m not above being a petty bitch.

I’m sorry it’s so shitty out there, I’m not even a feminist but this kind of shit makes me really sympathetic to TERFs and lesbians. The one space that explicitly exists to exclude men has officially been hijacked by them. I guess the consolation is that these incels ultimately wind up with each other.

 

[Cronchyapple]

The idea of two dudes banging each other while calling themselves lesbians is peak fucking clown world. You should swindle them, that’s horrible and very un-Christian of me to say, but I’m a farmer so I’m not above being a petty bitch.

I’m sorry it’s so shitty out there, I’m not even a feminist but this kind of shit makes me really sympathetic to TERFs and lesbians. The one space that explicitly exists to exclude men has officially been hijacked by them. I guess the consolation is that these incels ultimately wind up with each other.

I’d swindle them if it didn’t get me in near death/rape situations. I went out with one TIM not knowing he identified as a “woman” and trapped me in his house. Long story short I lived but he had a fully loaded gun. I make enough money from a STEM white collar job I don’t need to deal with mentally ill men to get plushies and comics I want.

On the topic of transbians… They will fuck each other and die at some point. The hipsters died. The Kony 2012 idiots died. The metrosexuals died. All of these trends die out. I just need to outlive them. I don’t care for the men in skirts, I only care and worry about the butch/dyke lesbians that think they are doods instead of beautiful masculine women.

I’ll marry the blue collar dyke woman of my dreams… one day… at this point I can just be a sugar mommy idgaf

 

[uwaga! aooga!]

Now let’s meet “Kate” AKA Kevin

The “We the People” rainbow shirt is so fucking funny to me.

Kevin has a hairline reminiscent of Lursa and/or Betor.


Isn't it interesting, too, that – despite the head prosthetics and the awful eyebrows and pointy teeth – both characters' faces are so clearly those of women? Sorry, Kev, you can't fake skeletal structure and face proportions.

I also just realised that L+B's dresses cover their necks, just like how troons wear chokers to hide Adam's Apples. I wonder, then, why more don't try to emulate Klingon fashion?

1) The Lursa/Betor dresses obscure Adam's Apples
2) There's no shame for Klingon women to be ugly and balding
3) The dresses act to both emphasise and reveal the chest, so AGPs could more easily get off on themselves
4) Klingon women have frizzy and wiry hair, just like a certain bunch of auto-castrati
5) bad teeth are no barrier to Klingon success!

I'm getting sidetracked from ole Kevin, but in summary (and with all due respect to the empire) troons just have more in common with Klingon women than with human women.

 

[cypocryphy]

I swear, 75% of trannies pick the name "Zoey" or "Zoe". It's one of those "quirky" names they like.

 

[You're MDNWU]

f2m fetishize the dudebrah who raped them at a metal concert at 17

That is peak masculinity to them.

If they're short, it's shit tattoos, backwards cap, perpetually high face, and oversized shirt and jeans.

If fat, they aim for neckbeard look while getting fatter.

 

[Cronchyapple]

Here are some more brave transbians to gawk at.

I don’t even know how to pronounce this guy’s name. What the fuck.



Did he choose a pharmaceutical drug for a name? Wtf?

Wow Autumn. So feminine. What lesbian does that shit.


The joke writes itself. The 40k to trans pipeline gains another victim. He has an authentic stink ditch vs a “gock” so… good for you..?

Wow Maxine. So beautiful. Those eyebrow bones are STRONG.




“NOT LOOKING FOR WOMEN WHO ARE MANIPULATORS AND TRY TO CHANGE YOU INTO SOMEONE YOU’RE NOT…”

Jeez you aren’t looking for someone just like you? Opposites attract I guess…


I need to know if “Lisa” is on a list of some kind. Just wondering.



Poly and trans? So original.


Deanna will touch your kids for sure. If he walked into the women’s bathroom I’d scream like a banshee.

 

[Hubelublub]

I don’t even know how to pronounce this guy’s name. What the fuck.

Disco. Faggot name from faggot music for faggot man.

 

[Cuckoman]

if I were a less busy woman I’d swindle the shit out of them for free video games, money, and food and ghost them later.

Please reconsider. You _should_ swindle them and then show the trophies in this thread. It would be like on the 419-scammers site where scambaiters scam the scammers and show the trophies they got the scammers to send them.
You don't need to meet them in person, just talk to them online and get them to send you shit to a mailbox in a nearby town.

 

[Cronchyapple]

Please reconsider. You _should_ swindle them and then show the trophies in this thread. It would be like on the 419-scammers site where scambaiters scam the scammers and show the trophies they got the scammers to send them.
You don't need to meet them in person, just talk to them online and get them to send you shit to a mailbox in a nearby town.

If I ever lose my cushy STEM job I’ll consider it. I’d get so much free pokemon and warhammer shit. Might get skin walked or raped so idk if it’s worth the risk lol…