Has uh..... April been out of Minn anytime recently, like... today?
I just witnessed what i can only say was, possiblyyy the most unexpectedly bizarre shit out of the peephole of my door that i think you could see. I was looking to check on a friend to see if she had left or not, and what i see almost directly in front of my door is probably one of the funniest fucking things i've ever just.... randomly seen for no reason. There's a guy dressed like a cowboy basically, with a shaman staff, doing technoviking-esqe dance moves..... except at a speed that i quite frankly didn't know physically or scientifically possible.... like watching Neo in the Matrix shit. Never seen anything like this, full stop. Then i look beside him, and..... there is a.... slim bodied blonde.. butt ass naked... doing hoolahoops with em.... that looked *exactly* like April Imolthe. Easily could've been her fucking twin sister missing from birth, doppelganger, fucking just dead on April, period. I just.... couldn't not process any of this shit... lmfaoo. I still can't. If i had the balls to step outside with a fucking camera and show this, it would be a worldwide meme, and not because of April, just the absolute fucking insanity of this dude doing shit we shouldn't be able to do as humans, it was like watching someone who's so fast they look like it's filmed in some other fps other than our own and glitchy, i can't explain the shit, lol. And then there's the fucking clone of April to top this picture off, as someone who keeps up with dumb shit, lol. I wish had captured this for you all to enjoy, but just couldn't make myself and make the girl feel weird or whatever lool. So there's my randomness, sorry if it was a waste of your reading time, but it was truly glorious. Trust.
