Hurricane Milton

[Dumbchan]

Dude I just looked at my family's Facebook, and they're acting like this is a party.

I guess they have no worries.

 

[indomitable snowman]

What kind of shelter qualifies as hurricane proof.

Monolithic reinforced concrete dome

 

[Glowie]

There are companies that make these little waterproof orbs with chairs in them for that kind of thing and/or tsunamis.

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The idea is they float safely around the flooded area and are easy to spot by rescue parties IIRC. They're also expensive and take up a bit of space though.

Survive in a pod, eat rations, potentially lose everything outside the pod.

Outside these pods building vaults as shelter is an option depending on if stuffing stir crazy Florida men into underground shelter is a good idea.

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As a side note how many people are fleeing the state temporarily? Few days of warning and dealing with with congested roads is viable, air traffic and train traffic isn't a possibility.

 

[glass_houses]

Dude I just looked at my family's Facebook, and they're acting like this is a party.

I guess they have no worries.

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we may die.

 

[Anonitolia]

I almost admire the balls of the idiot kid in a red shirt doing various Fortnite dances at Key West while getting repeatedly hit by waves taller than the little stone marker he's dancing in front of.

Almost.

 

[White Trash Motorsport]

Surf’s up!

 

[12345]

Does anyone know how accurate this site is for tracking the hurricane's exact winds? It's making the hurricane's eye look twice as big as it was after the first eyewall replacement.
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Someone linked it earlier, but I don't use it myself. Seems like a legit site though from what I glanced over it.

Max Velocity is livestreaming the hurricane coverage. 11 Tornado warnings now: Can't embed because live

 

[Anakin Soywalker]

????? Florida is above sea level. It's high point is 345 ft above sea level. There are small parts that are below sea level including the Everglades but the whole state aint below sea level lmao

From someone who lives in the very mountainous PNW, 300ft is basically sea level dude...

 

[Equal Rights for Androids]

From someone who lives in the very mountainous PNW, 300ft is basically sea level dude...

It's not sea level. Stop being intentionally misleading.

 

[ATI Escapee]

From someone who lives in the very mountainous PNW, 300ft is basically sea level dude...

Wouldnt you need 300ft of storm surge to flood an elevation of 300ft though?

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Max Velocity is livestreaming the hurricane coverage. 8 Tornado warnings now: Can't embed because live

You can embed it if you change the link from a /live/ one to /watch?v=

Also remove that tracking data from the URL in the "si" parameter

 

[Rad Crab]

This fucker is headed straight for me bros.

Do we have any verified list of Florida Kiwis? It would be nice to see who checks in after the internet comes back up just to make sure we didn't lose anyone.

 

[AnotherPleb]

There are companies that make these little waterproof orbs with chairs in them for that kind of thing and/or tsunamis.

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The idea is they float safely around the flooded area and are easy to spot by rescue parties IIRC. They're also expensive and take up a bit of space though.

And how much air would those things have?

 

[KweenKarlotta]

The wind is starting to pick up. Hopefully my hurricane snacks last.

 

[12345]

You can embed it if you change the link from a /live/ one to /watch?v=

Also remove that tracking data from the URL in the "si" parameter

Thanks! I thought I had gotten it all but my connection is a bit questionable atm.

How did it go from 7 to 8 to 11 back to 7 tornado warnings.
I understand Florida Man so much now, having to deal with hurricanes and tornadoes.

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

This fucker is headed straight for me bros.

Do we have any verified list of Florida Kiwis? It would be nice to see who checks in after the internet comes back up just to make sure we didn't lose anyone.

Floridafrens checking in after the storm:

 

[Equal Rights for Androids]

Damn, that's a tornado!

 

[Not a bee]

Stay strong Florida Kiwis! Godsneed

 

[BelUwUga]

If you appreciate your eyes burning while looking for hurricane news, check this autist out.
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I love it, thank you! Should I get their "Brews, Dogs, and Weather" shirt or "I Watch Blobs (and Spinnage)" shirt?

 

[Jaded Optimist]

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Damn, that's a tornado!

Cops at the end of the bridge booked it