Hurricane Milton

[Unnecessary Surgery Land]

geeze Palm Beach, if you love tornados so much why don't you marry them (im sick and stuck in bed sorry for my constant shitposting)

 

[Sailor Swift]

Desantis may have lost to the Mouse, but Milton sure won't!

 

[Slamerella]

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst. Florida seems to never catch a break from this shit, huh.

 

[x3firehexx]

geeze Palm Beach, if you love tornados so much why don't you marry them

Because it's a unstable, short term, stormy and harmful relationship, that's why.

 

[mlanguishi]

He's actually doing it..

 

[#FF0000]

Strong to violent waterspouts off the east coast of Florida. Don't know if it poses a threat to land, but I hope they don't.

 

[AssignedEva]

Probably not as good as Ryan Hall Y'all, but Brett Adair has specifically set up some storm surge cameras in a couple of other areas - Bradenton, Engelwood and Sarasota

He's driving around but I'm not really listening to him - just checking the view of Bradenton Marina (which is full of boats) every now and then

 

[x3firehexx]

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst. Florida seems to never catch a break from this shit, huh.

Yeah, i wonder why they haven't learned how to build buildings that can actually survive this. I mean, it only took a few earthquakes for the japs to get the memo and learn how to build earthquake resistant buildings, so, what's the holdup

 

[Bored boring Co]

geeze Palm Beach, if you love tornados so much why don't you marry them (im sick and stuck in bed sorry for my constant shitposting)

I think you are fine, I would rather have bad jokes than the conspiracy theories of yesterday...

 

[MadStan]

I was devastated to hear Clearwater lucked out to avoid a direct hit as the eye is landing further south - Scientology will still stand after.

 

[George Lucas]

He's actually doing it..

This guy looks like a girl.

 

[OrionBalls]

why can't we though?? I'm sure these animal hoarders would be like 'uwu only special trucks can take them'
It's like-- bitch I can stuff a penguin in any car watch me. I can find ice.

Have some friends who are special needs animal hoarders/vets, and they always choose to just ride the hurricanes out, because while a double wide isn't really safe, they don't have the ability to move everyone safely. At least they live a bit inland.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Yeah, i wonder why they haven't learned how to build buildings that can actually survive this. I mean, it only took a few earthquakes for the japs to get the memo and learn how to build earthquake resistant buildings, so, what's the holdup

Quite a lot of buildings are built for this the best they can, but a lot of pensioners are living in Florida in trailer homes which is about what they can afford.

 

[Equal Rights for Androids]

Yeah, i wonder why they haven't learned how to build buildings that can actually survive this. I mean, it only took a few earthquakes for the japs to get the memo and learn how to build earthquake resistant buildings, so, what's the holdup

IT's very expensive to hurricane-proof a building comapred toa earthquake building, and even then, nothing can withstand the surges from a hurricane 4-5, and the tornados that come with it damage even hurricane-proof shit so it becomes hurricane-vulnerable

 

[Unnecessary Surgery Land]

He's actually doing it..

when I said 'penguin bros' I did not mean to manifest this
I'm sorry penguin bros

 

[cybertoaster]

All waffle houses in Tampa closed!

Someone on threads is saying this is Tampa. Holy fuck.
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Faker than a black hedgehog...

It's started raining, the grilling is over boys.

Never stop grilling, not even in the face of armageddon

"please don't drive through floods"

ffs why do people need to be told this.

Retards who think their shitty crossover/SUV is like a milspec humvee or a land cruiser with a snorkel.

(I haven't updated my own phone in half a decade

You didn't replace the battery?

 

[Sailor Swift]

Just saw some stupid bitch bring her kids to tard beacon. Why the fuck would you take a small child there?

 

[There She Glows]

Usually well, they find little places to hunker down, so to speak. But if they get swept inland to an unfamiliar place and don't get back out before the water recedes, they can end up stranded. I remember hearing about some manatees getting trapped in a pond at a Crystal River golf course after Hermine.

Manatees are God's own big fat angels I wish them well tonight.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

How do manatees fair during hurricanes? Weeki wachee will probably get hit hard.

sometimes you get hilarious videos of people showing off how the suchandsuch waterway is now their backyard and manatees are eating the bushes

I swear 80% of this thread doesn't know how to read a map and this is your first hurricane.

I'm pretty sure for some of them this is the first time they've seen the word "hurricane"

 

[Build a Bear Vikiwing]

Tbh I think this thread needs periodic updates on tard beacon, just to keep spirits high.