Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sharpeteer]

Could it be?

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Does anyone have the transparent png of the pink balldo? Might need it for something...

This?

 

[3MMA]

Nick is like a ball in a pinball machine right now, jumping from one thing to another and back again while attempting to find some meaning or purpose in his life. No doubt he has competing pressures bearing down on him from all sides, his parents, his trust-fund, the courts, his religion, his sinful lifestyle, his children, his pet crack-whore, his crack-whore wife, the bottle, his recovery meetings (that he's too good for), Montagraph & his corrupt lawyer, the corrupt Pastor, the corrupt DA, the corrupt CPS workers, the corrupt Judges, the corrupt Lab Technicians, the corrupt Police, probably the corrupt dog catcher, Kiwis (who have ordered him to stop streaming) and then there's his ex boyfriend Aaron.

Reminds me of that saying that if you’re constantly surrounded by assholes, maybe you are the asshole & not everyone else you come into contact with. That saying was created for cucks like the Nick.

Is he going to give up on the streaming grift and just go full trust fund?

Or is he planning a relaunch next year once the trial is over? Not sure if there will be many people left by then.

I think he’s already gone full trust fund. There’s no other way he could survive without having that trust fund cushioning his numerous failures.

As for relaunching next year or later, it seems like that is his big plan. With his talk of “telling the true story one day,” Nick shows that he still thinks he can come back from this & start where he left off before his fall. By now he aught to be more prepared to the fact that he has to live with this, forever.

Post-balldo, Nick will always have more curiosity watchers than fans, forever more. This is what the balldo does to a man.

A reading of the Second Letter of Nicholas to the Scandinavians:

1 Blessed be the God and Father of the totally normal guy Jesus, who was a gooning racist, who has blessed us with funny and weird things like underwear parties

2 As he chose us in him, not like all you fake Christians, but those who seek qover and grace to suck and fuck in the likeness of the Father himself

3 He destined us for adoption, just like that Elian Gonzalaez kid whose mom drowned saving him from Cuba...ya know some people believe that dolphins rescued Elian...imagine those muscly dolphins holding me down and sticking their big cocks in my ass.

4 For the praise of the glory of his grace, and by grace I mean unrepentant sinning and the inability for anyone to correct or judge me, that he granted to us in the beloved

Amen

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Does anyone have the transparent png of the pink balldo?

Check the Balldo Memes & Edits thread, too. It usually has a majority of the images, videos, & other fun stuff from the thread so you can find a wide variety of options to use when making something.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Locals post 10/09/24:

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In the Garden of Griftsemane, Jesus swept......

The church of the Branch Balldovidians is nigh

 

[DemsBNutz]

And Jesus said unto them, "Party all the time, party all the time, party all the time." "The orgymongers shall inherit the earth." "Suffa not the children. They are a drag. Get high all the time, 4/20, bro."

Can the judge please sentence Nick to have a millstone hung around his neck and to be thrown into the depths of Lake Minnetonka? Amen.

NAH Superior Lake Deeper, colder an no bikini parties over his resting area.. so more tormentful.

 

[Burt Macklin]

New here. Had to see what it's all about but had to congratulate on a superb job taking this pathetic piece of shit down.

 

[Molag Bal]

Locals post 10/09/24:

I could go on for several paragraphs about how if you're willing to change the creed you practise to fit what is convenient for you, rather than doing it the other way round, then you might as well just drop the christian shtick altogether. But conveniently, the bible has an entire verse that summarizes it better than I can: James 2:14 - Faith without works is dead.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Locals post 10/09/24:

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He purchased this book solely on the seeming heretical title, assuming it's a 19th century version of the Marxist critical literary theory approach to the bible that that he twists to justify his behavior.

there's no way this nigga read anything past that title page he posted. His brains has too many holes in it no way he's retained the ability. You can tell from the vague way he describes the book's summary and blithers on about "the discussions"

he couldn't name a single discussion if pressed.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I'm happy to be corrected by the many more learned in the thread, but the book seems to be inline with mainstream High-Church Anglican dogma of the 19th century (including the horribly obtuse writing style).

Just imagine... Nick plans to 'read' this with his few remaining 70 IQ fans... How many of them will understand it?

On the other side, Nick has not been able to read an entire court document for over a year. He has stumbled multiple times over reading news articles. He has not been able to go more than a few sentences without a sex joke or tangent. Is Nick able to read any length of it without boredom?

I think he’s already gone full trust fund. There’s no other way he could survive without having that trust fund cushioning his numerous failures.

As for relaunching next year or later, it seems like that is his big plan. With his talk of “telling the true story one day,” Nick shows that he still thinks he can come back from this & start where he left off before his fall. By now he aught to be more prepared to the fact that he has to live with this, forever.

Post-balldo, Nick will always have more curiosity watchers than fans, forever more. This is what the balldo does to a man.

He is definitely back on the teat, and his 'good boy' act is likely more for his parents than the courts--given his previous open criticisms and gibes.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

As for relaunching next year or later, it seems like that is his big plan. With his talk of “telling the true story one day,” Nick shows that he still thinks he can come back from this & start where he left off before his fall. By now he aught to be more prepared to the fact that he has to live with this, forever.

There was a particular exchange in Melton's chat that appeared to be laying the ground work for declaring that he has taken accountability and the matter is closed when something in particular happens:




Similar vibes leap out of the recent Locals statement:

 

[RodgerDodger]

Of course he's taking a plea. That's been obvious since day 1. He is a Narcissistic Sociopath, but he's also a coward. A soggy weak beta male that tries to puff himself up online.

 

[Law]

He apparently also tried to translate the Gospels in a manner of the Puranas.

Disgusting, heretical trash. Right up Nick's alley.

Pawverbs sequel sounds wild.

 

[Tackleberry]

There was a particular exchange in Melton's chat that appeared to be laying the ground work for declaring that he has taken accountability and the matter is closed when something in particular happens:

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Similar vibes leap out of the recent Locals statement:

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I mean, the plea is the smart thing to do, but the way he ran his mouth about the police having nothing on him, that’s where it gets fun to kick his fragile ego in the fucking ribs.

Also, fuck this clown and “working on his mental health”. Bitch has arguably not gotten past ‘denial’ yet, hes not yet hit the point of properly addressing his actual psychological problems.

Edit: grammar

 

[You're MDNWU]

Nick’s not only a cuck, but a bitch.

And is that him even pulling a Mundane Matt and blaming him being in a bad head space?

What a bitch.

 

[LiquidKid]

Locals post 10/09/24:

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So since he was outed as a non-Christian who doesn’t even believe in Christ, his new approach is to literally plagiarize 140 year old academic arguments for Christianity and Judaism(I’m assuming so he can avoid Jesus).
My guess is he hopes that the arguments will be so old that they’re forgotten and will make him sound profound by parroting them.

I doubt it’ll work though as modern science as we know it today didn’t even exist back then

 

[3MMA]

There was a particular exchange in Melton's chat that appeared to be laying the ground work for declaring that he has taken accountability and the matter is closed when something in particular happens:

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Similar vibes leap out of the recent Locals statement:

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Nick is most definitely laying that groundwork, all of a sudden he’s trying to appear repentant when he hasn’t even admitted fault. What a fake bish.

“Working on muh mentals” is always a clue to the reader (or listener) that the person saying such is full of shit. Just prerequisite cope from a dumbass bish who can’t even take one ounce of responsibility for their actions, let alone 26.67 grams.

Nicks following that yellow brick road but it’s a cocaine bricked road to the wizard of cuck.

 

[LiquidKid]

Yeah, I guess that's just my writing style. I'll say that the whole degen timeline was off my radar until Null started covering him regularly on the stream. I pretty much stopped paying attention to Nick regularly after the Rittenhouse trial ended. The trial was very important to me personally, the right to self defense has been so eroded in this country it was nice to see a win for once. I only really tuned into Nick's stream because he was the big thing on Youtube at the time.

This mentality is always so weird to me. I saw him as a degenerate alcoholic back in 2020. The cocaine was not on my radar but it didn’t surprise me. Though I also never thought he was a wholesome traditional family man either. In fact any time he brought up what it meant to “be a man” I thought he sounded like an incel and said so in this thread.
My honest thought is that if you’re not hollering like Ralph, you’re able to be ignored by most.

And speaking of hollering, it’s a bit old but the whole Elijah Schafer thing really bugged me at the time. Ralph is a fat retard, but they really did try to do him dirty, and they really were planning to ambush him with Nick until that other retard spilled the beans on air. Ralph’s meltdown was funny, and I loved Jim’s coverage of it, but Nick and Elijah laughing it up when they caused it just felt poor taste to me

 

[Captain Manning]

Of course he's taking a plea. That's been obvious since day 1.

Not really, no. There are a lot of us that think he'd rather kill himself than ever admit he's wrong.

But maybe he will. It would certainly be the smartest thing he's done in a while. A long while. Several years now, actually.

I really think the one major thing that's changed since "denied denied denied" is that his parents put him on a tard leash. It's totally uncharacteristic for him to not fire up a stream, after taking a massive L, so that he can cope how he's still right. See, i.e., the cokestream that was caused, in large part, to him losing to Monty.

It's not just that he has no legitimate defense here. That's irrelevant to him. He'd pull one out of his ass, if necessary. Like the judge is a moron who isn't properly applying the law, or whatever.

TL;DR, if he does plea, it's likely because of intense external pressure. Something like his parents threatening to cut him off financially if this shit doesn't stop. That's something that would totally fuck him, considering he's an "end stage career failure" that will never see the income levels he had from streaming ever again. He needs Mommy and Daddy's Petrofac money now, more than ever.

 

[ChadBrazilian]

I look forward to Kayla or April making an account to drop some info to piss him off. That is going to be wild.

I feel that Kayla would just be like PantSu and be mostly just off-line, after the divorce, keeping a low profile.

 

[Not Who You Think]

I guess you are going around paypigging everyone covering Rekieta to get backpats for your incomplete, error-riddled timeline.

I understood this to be a work in progress, with help from interested parties.

Was this included for dramatic effect because they gave money to Melton, or are you intentionally/seriously implying that the timeline should be disregarded?

Locals post 10/09/24:

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It is odd that Nick would be "sad to see what faith has become in the grift of sphere" since anything in a place called "the grift o sphere" would be inherently disingenuous. Nick criticizing prayers in the grift o sphere being boisterous and performative is silly as well, considering he would drink and rant between toasts laden with soaring rhetoric and lazy/misleading characterizations of Scripture during his streams (which he did for money via chats).

It is likely that the reason Nick is incapable of meaningful soul searching is because he is as hollow as anyone else in the grift o sphere (which he helped to establish). Nick can't rise above the grift inasmuch as he has defined himself by it.

In any case, Nick can't just throw a book at his inadequacies and expect them to go away.

That's Kayla's job:

 

[AnOminous]

I really think the one major thing that's changed since "denied denied denied" is that his parents put him on a tard leash. It's totally uncharacteristic for him to not fire up a stream, after taking a massive L, so that he can cope how he's still right. See, i.e., the cokestream that was caused, in large part, to him losing to Monty.

What makes Nick a great cow is unlike Ethan Ralph, who always follows up a W with an even bigger L, Nick tard rages so hard at taking an L, even one everyone else saw coming but he smugly insisted he was obviously going to win, that he does something even more colossally retarded that results in a huge L.

I.e. he loses a long-shot appeal apparently everyone but him knew was unlikely to succeed, responds with an insane drugged-out on-air tirade where he insults the very judge who he'll in mere days be facing in court for the crimes he committed, including on that very same stream.

I wonder if he even remembers what happened in the cokestream because he acts like he doesn't, whether from the holes in his brain or otherwise.