Hurricane Milton

[RandyMiskatonic]

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Good looks, but why hath you not sauced those ribs my brezenskibro? Ribs without sauce, now that's heresy.

 

[Soapmore]

Good geocolor day/night gif from vortex.plymouth.edu storm center

https://vortex.plymouth.edu/mapwall/goes_hi/loop.html?region=us_conus&channel=geocolor

 

[cybertoaster]

I don't think OPSEC and doxxing matters when your house is going to be blown to shreds

If you think the "people" who hate our asses are going to step back just because you're homeless after a hurricane you're being waaaaay too optimistic. If anything they're gonna be mad because you didn't die in it.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Xenu Defense shield has been activated

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I hope those freaks get washed away

 

[Goofy Logic]

@Got Milk! And other Florida Kiwis, May God protect your crazy ass

 

[BlastMonk]

Hurricane Milton is a fucking cunt for making landfall at night so all the shitty security cam livestreams can't see the water rising or the damage or wind blowing buildings away. That is all

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

If you think the "people" who hate our asses are going to step back just because you're homeless after a hurricane you're being waaaaay too optimistic. If anything they're gonna be mad because you didn't die in it.

On the contrary, they will take the chance to loot your corpse and gaming PC.

 

[Equal Rights for Androids]

Hurricane Milton is a fucking cunt for making landfall at night so all the shitty security cam livestreams can't see the water rising or the damage or wind blowing buildings away. That is all

He's about to make landfall four hours earlier than he was supposed to. He tried his best; give him some credit!

 

[WelperHelper99]

Rescue missions to find fellow kiwis so no one gets left behind. Needs to be a future thread

I'm fully expecting some kiwis never to log back on after tonight. That or for a long time because all their shit got waterlogged/destroyed.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Sending thoughts and prayers to all Florida Kiwis from Poland. I hope you guys will stay (relatively) safe this night. Don't risk your life like the tards on the Tard Beacon.

 

[namvata]

On the contrary, they will take the chance to loot your corpse and gaming PC.

what the fuck are they gonna do with a waterlogged gaming pc lmao

 

[Chernabog3000]

Just adding on to this, birding friend telling me that people on cruises are reporting massive flocks of birds landing on boats. They can become disoriented by the lights on ships at night, but the sheer number of birds and disorganization of the flight indicates that they've been blown off course of their migration route due to the storm. This video was reportedly taken on the Carnival Glory on October 7th, supposedly halfway between the Bahamas and Port Canaveral. Spoiler contains photo of birds that died crashing into the boat.

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Spoiler

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I'm not an end of times guy by any means(still aint) but geeeze.

 

[Mother Gooseberry]

Florida fags let's meet up and hurricane party at 1912 South Orange Avenue, Orlando. Free shots for everyone!

You fools, you all told Milton and the tornados exactly where they need to go!

But in all seriousness, Godspeed Florida Kiwis. May you live to shitpost another day

 

[#FF0000]

The eye of Milton is literally filled with birds lmao

 

[ThatsMyDog]

Pray for Reviewbrah.

 

[oh no its pipkun]

good luck and stay safe folx.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

what the fuck are they gonna do with a waterlogged gaming pc lmao

Electrocute themselves when turning it on.

Secondary Hurricane deaths.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

that debris flopping around looking like the floaters you get in your eyes

 

[Autistic Integrity]

Pray for Reviewbrah.

He's all the way by Daytona..other coast

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

He's all the way by Daytona..other coast

so is Vero and West Palm