Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[thebigdream]

Considering Rekieta's plans for his Christian grift stream, I made a mash-up of some of his "insightful" Christian takes.

The one thing I do like about Nick's religiosity is it's one of the few subjects where he can't even bother to put up a front and so he ends up very literally lying, rather than his usual bullshit method of implying things in such a roundabout way that he can later deny them when needed. You've shown this perfectly in your video: "I never said he was a sinner" > there's a clip of him emphatically, twice calling Jesus a sinner. This is Nick without all the bluster and gaslighting. Just a lying faggot.

 

[Gay Mouth]

He's really disappointed in all the "so called Christians" who think adultery, lust, alcohol and drug addiction, blasphemy and Arianism are sins instead of like, believing in sympathy for his poor sore nose or whatever. Since Nick is God himself, it really matters that he's so disappointed

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I'm not much of a bible studies guy but I feel in my heart that there's a story about children whipping their father because his sinful nature is ruining their family. Please let it be real

No such tale. The closest I can recall is a man mis-treating David and refusing hospitality to him and his guerilla army. They came to whack him, and as divine judgement, he ended up stroking out/having a coronary. His servants and wife had to run out and stop David on the warpath, and when they found out the idiot was dead, David scooped up his wife.

Oh great, another 20 pages of religious sperging. What a treat.

It is a perennial and somewhat popular topic for a subset. It comes and goes, but it is timely and this point.

I don't think there's any salvaging the family name at this point but they're probably in as much denial about everything as humanly possible.

Perhaps not, but stopping it from going further than local Minnesota and fromges of the internet is a worthy cause. Nick is not quite as infamous as real celebrity.

 

[SaltyFanta]

One would have to imagine that if Nick had just taken a plea initially, he might have been able to actually spin everything back to his favor somehow and saved his streaming career. Instead, by dragging it out, he guaranteed that all press is bad press and there's a shitload of press -- ironically from the very content sphere that he helped create.

I happened to be thinking about this while practicing painting with some new software. People love a comeback story, people love redemption arcs. If Nick had opened with "My god! What have I done, I've neglected my children, I'll never engage in degeneracy again." He could probably bring back a lot of his fanbase, and bring in crowds as big as he used to, providing he stay committed to it.

But Nick's pride and his ego have allowed him to be led him astray by his degenerate impulses, he seems to prefer degeneracy over his children or his career and allowed himself to degenerate this, Nick Cokeita...

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

The one thing I do like about Nick's religiosity is it's one of the few subjects where he can't even bother to put up a front and so he ends up very literally lying, rather than his usual bullshit method of implying things in such a roundabout way that he can later deny them when needed. You've shown this perfectly in your video: "I never said he was a sinner" > there's a clip of him emphatically, twice calling Jesus a sinner. This is Nick without all the bluster and gaslighting. Just a lying faggot.

This clip didn't make it into the final cut, but he even does worse, in my opinion. He calls God a sinner:

Source: https://youtu.be/VjUXzl3SfaY?t=10956

I'm not Christian, but my understanding is that jealousy is considered a sin.

 

[Harm]

He calls God a sinner:

What the fuck? Nick should call it quits and become a devil worshiper if he's going to steal their talking points anyways.

 

[BigPeanut]

The one thing I do like about Nick's religiosity is it's one of the few subjects where he can't even bother to put up a front and so he ends up very literally lying, rather than his usual bullshit method of implying things in such a roundabout way that he can later deny them when needed. You've shown this perfectly in your video: "I never said he was a sinner" > there's a clip of him emphatically, twice calling Jesus a sinner. This is Nick without all the bluster and gaslighting. Just a lying faggot.

It’s crazy how he just lies like that. He has absolutely zero shame or honor.

 

[3MMA]

Who is this "OrgusDin" feller bitching about null in the yt comments?

https://kiwifarms.st/search/28111463/?q=Orgus+Din&o=relevance

Looks like he’s suspected of having a thread here or he’s a bitter ex user that got banned. Truth eventually outs. I’ve seen him in almost every damn comments section for Balldo videos or MATI clips, namefagging on YouTube.

This clip didn't make it into the final cut, but he even does worse, in my opinion. He calls God a sinner:

View attachment 6505639
Source: https://youtu.be/VjUXzl3SfaY?t=10956

I'm not Christian, but my understanding is that jealousy is considered a sin.

All of that talk about “You are mine” in the above clip made me immediately think of Nick, in his jealousy & fully cuckolded, with his shitty tattoo:

I WILL BE US​

 

[Balldo's Gate]

@House Cat update:

I did not know the Melton lore and have since educated myself by reading his OP. While the callout is embarrassing, I appreciate it brother. I realize it does look juvenile. My excitement for a KF win got the best of me. My apologies and things will be different moving forward.
EDIT: I also tuned into the stream late and didn't know about kids being mentioned.

While @House Cat claims above that they haven't read a major topic of the thread in the past month, it might be more believable if they didn't react positively to VERY anti-Melton posts such as the below one by @Peace Through Power, confirming they were reading the thread during this period.



What's interesting is that after being called out for superchatting many streamers in attempt to gain backpats and attention, including Patrick Melton, @House Cat went FULL DFE MODE.

It turns out that @House Cat has deleted their YouTube account, in a possible attempt to try to hide what was said on it.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBRLM8D1uXTezSTJjJi5KFg

I archived the profile here, though it's mostly blank: https://archive.md/im8rK



@House Cat has also deleted their former Twitter account, which was formerly available under the same username as the YouTube account ("KiwiHouseCat").

I believe @House Cat was likely afraid of being linked to the clique of accounts believed to be associated with Faran and Cynthia, the bulk of which were banned in November 2023 (@JudyGemstone, @Geared Chris, @Romy Behave, @Lumber Licker, @Kurt's Depression, @MontaShaft, @Cynthia Behave)
(This attempt failed)

Is @House Cat Cynthia/Faran/an unknown wine mom? I could be wrong but...

You said what a lot of us have been thinking.

Regardless of who they are, people seeking our attention and validation by immersing themselves in KF has never ended well.

An easy first pass is to compare writing styles.

@House Cat:
post history

@JudyGemstone (Banned account):
post history

@Cynthia Behave (Banned account):
post history

@House Cat does not type similarly to @Cynthia Behave at all, but the writing style of @House Cat and @JudyGemstone is very similar, though slightly different; both accounts use ellipses regularly but @JudyGemstone lays on the period key while @House Cat uses ". . ." (perhaps a deliberate attempt to throw off the trail)

They also have a tendency to use large green font for post titles (@House Cat's chart here, compared to a post by @JudyGemstone)

After making the post last night I received multiple DMs, including a couple messages with information suggesting @House Cat was someone involved with the @JudyGemstone accounts.

Importantly, someone managed to archive all of @House Cat's messages in Meme Copium's stream chat before they deleted their account. (I don't know if they want to be mentioned but I will edit this post if they want to be credited, or they can speak up on their own)

I confirmed that there are messages by other people that still exist seem to be in reply to what was said below.

It turns out that this user decided to archive the chat log because they became suspicious that @House Cat was involved with Faran/Cynthia because of the frequency that @House Cat brought up Faran in a positive context. By my count, of the 21/91 (27.5%) are discussing Faran.

@House Cat sent messages from 0:55:55 into the stream and the last message was at 2:32:39.
The first message discussing Faran sent by @House Cat was 1:02:56 into the live stream and the last was at 2:32:25.

The main goal of @House Cat in Meme Copium's chat was to commiserate with Legal Mindset about the infamous "Faran drunk stream" which took place in September 2022, which Mindset also appeared on:

• -at-Legal Mindset I rewatched the Faran drunk stream and you and Faran are so funny and Nick gets so creepy, even starts to get creepy with YOU DUDE!
• Faran drunk stream -at-Legal Mindset comes in 2 save Faran & Nick gets creepy. Mindset is like an older brother 2 her. Nick says to her "I want to talk to you all night. Creepy. Mindsets face says it all

Interestingly, "@House Cat" claims to be in direct contact with Faran, and encourages Mindset to get in touch with Faran as well:

1:59:22 | House Cat: -at-Legal Mindset I'll say this, I reached out to her to ask her about the drunk stream and she had nothing but great things to say about you
2:00:57 | House Cat: -at-Legal Mindset and she said that there was alot of fighting and that she felt bad having fallouts with you and Branca and that whole manosphere stream thing
2:01:34 | House Cat: -at-Legal Mindset so FWIW but yeah... I just love you in the drunk stream. You're a gladiator dude lol
[2 messages omitted]
2:03:54 | House Cat: -at-Legal Mindset I'm sure a lot of you guys could probably share some stuff now seeing this all and how so many were part of this web. Nick did try to pull many of u down with him. U were smart and left

Much of the remaining comments were clout chasing by trying to get into unrelated conversations with Legal Mindset and Kurt/Uncivil Law.

I have clipped out all of the relevant comments (including the ones above) below.

0:55:55 | House Cat: IT IS THE HOUSE CAT!
1:00:59 | House Cat: -at-Legal Mindset I followed you brother. Love your work
1:01:46 | House Cat: -at-Legal Mindset Cheers! DM me if you have any questions or need any links brother
1:02:56 | House Cat: Also -at-Legal Mindset thank you for not backing down and having a backbone. I remember you trying to save Faran on the drunk stream. Always thought you were an upstanding guy. Glad you didn't cave.
1:03:32 | House Cat: -at-Legal Mindset Nick I watched use his influence to bully people. You were one of the good ones who never backed down. Respect
[38 messages omitted]
1:37:02 | House Cat: In the Faran drunk stream Nick makes so many GAY references. Rewatched it last night. Nick is so awkward. I recommend rewatching it. Faran was actually hilarious. I wish she hadn't felt bad about it
[1 message omitted]
1:41:22 | House Cat: Faran drunk stream -at-Legal Mindset comes in 2 save Faran & Nick gets creepy. Mindset is like an older brother 2 her. Nick says to her "I want to talk to you all night. Creepy. Mindsets face says it all
1:41:50 | House Cat: -at-Mindset's face in so many streams literally chronicles everything
1:42:00 | House Cat: and folks I've watched so many lol
1:42:09 | House Cat: So good job -at-Legal Mindset lol
[3 messages omitted]
1:43:59 | House Cat: -at-Legal Mindset I rewatched the Faran drunk stream and you and Faran are so funny and Nick gets so creepy, even starts to get creepy with YOU DUDE!
1:44:06 | House Cat: REWATCH -at-legal mindset
1:50:41 | House Cat: he's a grifting piece of shit. I loved when -at-Legal Mindset told him basically to SHUT THE FUCK UP lol
1:51:05 | House Cat: oh, and then when -at-Legal Mindset told him to SHUT THE FUCK UP.... he did NOT shut the fuck up
[3 messages omitted]
1:56:59 | House Cat: OMG IN THE FARAN DRUNK STREAM..... NICK YELLS AT -at-LEGAL MINDSET "FIX HER... FIX HER!!!"
1:57:03 | House Cat: IT'S NUTS!!!
1:57:29 | House Cat: I rewatched the stream last night and there's so much gay shit Nick says in it.
1:57:48 | House Cat: always trust the farms
1:58:30 | House Cat: -at-Legal Mindset atleast she realized she had a problem and left. Look at Nick. Im sure Faran is laughing now
1:59:22 | House Cat: -at-Legal Mindset I'll say this, I reached out to her to ask her about the drunk stream and she had nothing but great things to say about you
2:00:57 | House Cat: -at-Legal Mindset and she said that there was alot of fighting and that she felt bad having fallouts with you and Branca and that whole manosphere stream thing
2:01:34 | House Cat: -at-Legal Mindset so FWIW but yeah... I just love you in the drunk stream. You're a gladiator dude lol
[2 messages omitted]
2:03:54 | House Cat: -at-Legal Mindset I'm sure a lot of you guys could probably share some stuff now seeing this all and how so many were part of this web. Nick did try to pull many of u down with him. U were smart and left
[19 messages omitted]
2:32:25 | House Cat: He also had Faran and Branca too! Money grubbing dude
2:32:39 | House Cat: But donate to JOE to help TRUMP

I leave it up to the reader to determine why somebody who claims to have only started following Rekieta through their interaction with STMS is both obsessed with and appears to reference watching contemporaneously a stream from Faran in 2022, over a year before the comedy show where Nick and Aaron met.

@House Cat also wanted to sell merch of their post. Yes really.

2:05:08 | House Cat: SUFFAH BALLDO
2:05:31 | House Cat: I should start some merch "HAVE YOU SEEN THE CHART..."
2:05:46 | House Cat: *"HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR CHART"
2:06:59 | House Cat: -at-Schree... Hmmm... we shall see... maybe if I'm lucky with a few more days of bed rest after surgery lol I can devise some tshirts.
2:07:13 | House Cat: -at-Schree could you imagine people buying tshirts on behalf of nick's degeneracy?

I also looked at the contents of @House Cat's posts and compared them to @JudyGemstone,

While @House Cat was mainly positive towards Legal Mindset, the mask slipped at one point, calling him "Googly Mindset".
@JudyGemstone preferred the moniker "Fratty Mindset".

Naturally Fratty Mindset inserted himself into the drama, but according to Megan, Andrew is now putting up her private DMs behind a paywall?

I don't watch Fratty Mindset anymore, but I checked his Twitter to see if there was any response. ZERO. But his bio... Bangkok Bro?! He's more of a faggot than I thought!

Sean has been with Kiwi since the beginning, and the ONLY reason Googly Mindset is trying to stay in good with KF is to make sure he doesn't get his own thread. Sorry, but Mindset never endured abuse the way our King . . . our Liege Sean did.

It turns out that BOTH @JudyGemstone and @House Cat like calling Legal Mindset a "frat boy", for unknown reasons.

The only one acting like a frat boy is Legal Mindset.

I'd say Nick is more like the local drunk who's at the bar every night, knows all the bartenders, hits on them, and then has to be carried out or have a taxi called to take him home.

Andrew also said because of the feud, he was no longer going to be drinking on stream... which he seems to have followed through with, unlike Drunkieta. While he can be a "roofie your drink" frat boy type, he's pretty based in calling Nick out and has seemed to be the only one to do so. Props!

In fact... They appear to be the ONLY TWO ACCOUNTS IN KIWI FARMS HISTORY to post the phrases "frat boy" and "Legal Mindset" together. (The third result is a reply to @House Cat's post, since quoted text is returned in search results.)

 

[MeltyTW]

jealousy

basically hes misunderstanding older language and taking "jealous" as in exclusive to mean jealous as in the way most people think of. because of course we all know the bible fell down to earth in perfect english and ancient hebrew is in fact 1 to 1 with modern english, its basically just the alphabet we know but with a simple substitution cipher of scribbles.

idk why people like nick and tons of female tarot card readers always look very surface level at things without thinking "oh gee maybe this particular phrasing is a quirk of translation" or "oh geez maybe the classic tarot art has some details just meant to support the main idea so looking at this stick in the background as if its a thing in and of itself instead of an artistic detail translating an older tarot tradition for modern audiences with snappy easy art is a dumb thing to do"

I believe @House Cat was likely afraid of being linked to the clique of accounts believed to be associated with Faran and Cynthia, the bulk of which were banned in November 2023 (@JudyGemstone, @Geared Chris, @Romy Behave, @Lumber Licker, @Kurt's Depression, @MontaShaft, @Cynthia Behave)

rekieta lore is fucking dumb this assortment of who the fucks make dingo and and that gold star caller i cant even remember the name of out of many such callers look like developed characters.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

Probably not much to speculate here. Nick probably shut up because he intends to fight this out in court and doesn't want to give himself anymore rope to hang himself with.

 

[0482040707]

This clip didn't make it into the final cut, but he even does worse, in my opinion. He calls God a sinner:

View attachment 6505639
Source: https://youtu.be/VjUXzl3SfaY?t=10956

I'm not Christian, but my understanding is that jealousy is considered a sin.

God being a "jealous god" is actually biblical--even a direct quote from God himself. During the handing down of the ten commandments to Moses:

Exodus 20:5-6
You shall not bow down to them or serve them, for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate me

 

[TheLastJoestar]

This is some A+ Autism, my friend. The milk will never run out with people like you on the case

God being a "jealous god" is actually biblical--even a direct quote from God himself. During the handing down of the ten commandments to Moses:

Exodus 20:5-6
You shall not bow down to them or serve them, for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate me

God as described in the subtext of the Old Testament is one of Many divine beings that wins out for supremacy.

You can spot it in the words used - Elohim is the "Highest God" El (God) is a war god who deals in conflicts and struggles - it's even in the name Israel. Isra = Struggles El = God. Biblical deep lore is fun.

 

[AnOminous]

Exodus 20:5-6
You shall not bow down to them or serve them, for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate me

Jesus was much cooler though and had universal salvation in mind. He overruled that nasty Jew god Shlomo Jehovawitz.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

God being a "jealous god" is actually biblical--even a direct quote from God himself. During the handing down of the ten commandments to Moses:

Exodus 20:5-6
You shall not bow down to them or serve them, for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate me

Rekieta’s explanation is as if God is jealous of other Gods. And that’s strange for a monotheistic POV. But I’m not well versed in theology.

That said. Rekieta is very casual about God. He calls him “jealous”, “a dick”, “rude”, amongst other things. A very disrespectful thing to my tastes. He imbues his human logic to God. That doesn’t make any sense to me.

 

[0482040707]

Jesus was much cooler though and had universal salvation in mind. He overruled that nasty Jew god Shlomo Jehovawitz.

>nasty Jew god

like father like son

 

[AnOminous]

That said. Rekieta is very casual about God. He calls him “jealous”, “a dick”, “rude”, amongst other things. A very disrespectful thing to my tastes. He imbues his human logic to God. That doesn’t make any sense to me.

Nick worships demons. He is a Satan worshipper. He will end up in Hell if there is one.

 

[0482040707]

Nick worships demons. He is a Satan worshipper. He will end up in Hell if there is one.

Demons, satan, and hell are fake too.

Rekieta’s explanation is as if God is jealous of other Gods. And that’s strange for a monotheistic POV. But I’m not well versed in theology.

That said. Rekieta is very casual about God. He calls him “jealous”, “a dick”, “rude”, amongst other things. A very disrespectful thing to my tastes. He imbues his human logic to God. That doesn’t make any sense to me.

Well Judaic monotheism (and from it Christianity) came from historic polytheism in the region where their god "won".

(it's all made up horseshit)

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

This thread, this scenario, it refuses to stop giving. Milk must flow.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

Well Judaic monotheism (and from it Christianity) came from historic polytheism in the region where their god "won".

(it's all made up horseshit)

Jesus Christ, take your fedora and your Cheeto-crusted fingers and go already.

Oh and just to clarify, the people we call "jews" are a newer sect of the original Biblical Hebrews that are even younger than Christians. Yes, really. They're not even the same "Jews" found in Jesus's time as those people are just descendants of Judah - of the 13 tribes of Israel (Jacob's 12 sons + Joseph's 2 represented as 1 kingdom). Judah is only 1 of the original 12 tribes.

Modern Jews appear 200 years later very VERY Salty about Jesus being the Messiah. So salty about, it they wrote a scathing fanfiction where he's in hell boiling in feces that serves as their primary document. Allegedly, this book, the Talmud "just preserves the original oral tradition" but no, it's a Rekieta-tier cope post-hoc justification for their beliefs, and when read with this context you can't help but laugh at it.