Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Burt Macklin]

I am excited for when me moves to Guyana. That's the best part.

46th Anniversary is Nov. 18th. Go out with a snort and a bang.

Nick Rekieta would sooner push the idea of Chris Chan being the actual Jesus reincarnation than he would accept Jesus as the son of God.

Jesus as the son of God? Plot twist: *Nick tells us* he's the son of God.

That pope hat might actually have been used in some kind of satanic, pedophilic ritual.

After getting that LAWPOPE license plate, I’m pretty sure he bought the Pope hat himself and just pretended a fan sent it in.

Ultimately this is all about the child testing positive. If his online career is to continue, someone must take responsibility.

Nick is 100% going to throw Kayla under the bus to get her out of the way and kickstart a divorce. Legal Mindset mentioned on the timeline stream he and a few others have known for a while Nick's been wanting a divorce. Whether that's true or just talk for attention is up in the air, but I lean toward it being legit. This situation would be the perfect way to do it—gets Kayla out of the picture, and Nick gets to have his new cokehead booger sugar baby full-time.

The really messed-up part is that Nick will probably convince Kayla to take the fall in some twisted, Jim Jones kind of way. He’ll make her think she’s doing it for the thruple, to help reduce the charges for the other two. And since she’s so strung out and eager to please, she’ll do it. Once she does, Nick will pull the rug out from under her. I wouldn’t be surprised if April’s in on it too. I can totally see Nick and April plotting together to push Kayla out for good. That’s my gut feeling.

 

[datura_binge]

You're right regarding the charges. Tbh, I am confused as to why additional charges were not added when the 9 yo tested positive unless it's a hidden threat. They can always add charges. The time to do so would be now.

My comment was focused on how he spins it for the Internet. He must address it.

I'm not sure how throwing Kayla under the bus would somehow help his streaming career tbh. This is just like how people speculated that even if he got off entirely it wouldn't matter. Even if somehow Kayla takes the fall for the kid, everybody already knows Nick did it all. Even if he had gotten the warrant thrown out on a technicality, it's too late because everybody knows he did it.

That's what I find so strange about his defense tbh. Or why he keeps telling everybody online we don't know the whole truth. Even if it came out that the warrant was garbage and he walked, they literally found coke and drug tools all over the house anyway so his reputation/image is done regardless.

Tbh if I am Nick, I would literally never address any of this online ever again. He certainly hasn't done himself any favors doing it so far. All he's done is make himself look like more of a fool. At this point the best case scenario would be for him to become a darksidephil type character who basically gets stream money from trolls making fun of him.

 

[AltisticRight]

WHY ARE YOU A PATRICK MELTON PAYPIG????????

She was a channel member as well.
I mean, Cynthia was. Hopefully she read my Fatrick OP and drops that fat nonce.

Edit: I didn't see the new posts. Late as fuck.

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

Fellas... I think it's officially balldover. A search on Youtube for 'Rekieta' returns absolutely zero results from Nicks channel. eternally alogged and felted
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Because it's been quite a while since last time Balldoman upload anything new.

Fire up your stream Nick the alogs are spreading misinformations you got to do something!

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Yes, Nate has mentioned that when a defendant delays and fights (the Franks motion) the plea offer oten becomes less generous.

Not to mention Nick did an interview on a youtube channel, streams himself and has his proxies repeat a storyline in which:
- Nick is THE outspoken and premier government critique in Kandycoke county
- All actions against him are punitive repression by the government
- All actions are based on vindictive made up accusations by Aaron Imholte
- Alicia Sweeps lied under oath
- The police planted the drugs
- The police touched his kid with coke hands, transferring coke leading to a positive test
- The police made up reasons to search his house
- The police ignored reasons to not search his house (Search warrant ignoring the KCHHS "legal" analysis)
- The witnesses reporting neglect of his children are all biased and made it up
- All evidence will be thrown out because of the corrupt system trying to frame Nick
- Nick explaining how he "does not have a drug problem like those other addicts in rehab"
- Nick is a genius lawyer who will wiggle out of all charges, he has basically already won, because the Cop lied, KCHHS (CPS) lied, all witnesses lied


Add to that:
- Nick and Kayle BOTH revoked their agreement to submit the results of a hair follicle drug test to the court
- Nick decided to waste the courts time when his case is an open and shut run of the mill drug case that people plea to thousands of times a year


I do not see a single good reason why anyone would want to offer them a good plea at this point.
If they had accepted the deal right away this entire legal garbage would be over for them and they could have moved on.
Instead Nick decided to make shit up, gaslight EVERYONE, lie to the court and directly accuse multiple people in Kandycoke County of being dirty.

I fully expect that they will offer him a shit deal and then throw the book at him when he refuses.
Lady Rackets luckily got her own lawyer (for her own sake) and will get out easy once it becomes clear Nick has fucked himself up the ass with a giant rusted pitchfork.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Nick should gone for the politician route instead of an eceleb, christian trad-dad caught with cocaine in his mansion, with malnourished kids, exposed being a swinger, living in a polycule, a drunkard, lying even if it is pointless, went to celebrate his birthday at a gay bar, possibly homo/bisexual and had sexual intercourse with other men too.

This sounds to me like an everyday american christian trad-dad conservative politician nowadays. Less people would care about his misdeeds and sexual escapades.

 

[Major]

Nick should gone for the politician route instead of an eceleb, christian trad-dad caught with cocaine in his mansion, with malnourished kids, exposed being a swinger, living in a polycule, a drunkard, lying even if it is pointless, went to celebrate his birthday at a gay bar, possibly homo/bisexual and had sexual intercourse with other men too.

This sounds to me like an everyday american christian trad-dad conservative politician nowadays. Less people would care about his misdeeds and sexual escapades.

Maybe he should become a politician. Imagine that.

Please let that happen. Please

 

[Why am I doing this?]

Reminds me of that saying that if you’re constantly surrounded by assholes, maybe you are the asshole & not everyone else you come into contact with. That saying was created for cucks like the Nick.

If everyone you meet has sex with your wife, you're the cuck.

 

[Pelican Bones]

I just want to point out that jealousy, especially in this case with God, means an unwillingness to share, give away, or give up something. An extreme defensiveness over what you have. Nick (mid-wit IQ) thinks he has discovered some "true new aspect" of the religion because he has confused the word jealousy for the word enviousness.

Nick is not as smart as he thinks he is.

 

[Molag Bal]

When the Son of God's name is invoked he listens

Nah. Nick said he believes in Jesus as his saviour. If Jesus had any power, he could use the power of christ to compel Nick to clean up his act.

Who is this "OrgusDin" feller bitching about null in the yt comments?

Orgus Din is a character from star wars the old republic.

 

[Trans Randy]

Nick is not as smart as he thinks he is.

Sorry Rekietafag... Christianity doesn't work the way you pretend it does. Shoves communion wafer in mouth

 

[WelperHelper99]

Nah. Nick said he believes in Jesus as his saviour. If Jesus had any power, he could use the power of christ to compel Nick to clean up his act

Unironically what Nick believes. Why hasn't Jesus just saved him from the consequences of his own actions yet? He believes, that means he gets a get out of jail free card!

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Maybe he should become a politician. Imagine that.

Please let that happen. Please

You need to be a child molester to be a politician (at least at the congressional level).
Which means Vito and Juju both have a head start on Nick.

 

[Desktop User2]

God being a "jealous god" is actually biblical--even a direct quote from God himself. During the handing down of the ten commandments to Moses:

Playing semantic games about a translation of a translation seems pretty stupid to me, unless you think King James' translators were penetrated by Jeebus as well while doing it. That passage seems just like a reaffirmation of monotheism, god wouldn´t be mad because you were seeing other gods; he would be mad because you would be straying from the truth while doing so (in Christian mythology). Jealousy - and it would be important to know which hebrew word was used - would be just a human rationalization for god´s "will", just like any other (impossible) emotion attributed to an all encompassing entity.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I just want to point out that jealousy, especially in this case with God, means an unwillingness to share, give away, or give up something. An extreme defensiveness over what you have. Nick (mid-wit IQ) thinks he has discovered some "true new aspect" of the religion because he has confused the word jealousy for the word enviousness.

Nick is not as smart as he thinks he is.

“For your husband is your Maker,
Whose name is the Lord of hosts;
And your Redeemer is the Holy One of Israel,
Who is called the God of all the earth."
-Isaiah 54:5

The Bible is stuffed to the brim with God likening his relationship to his people as a marriage, which I think is a helpful illustration, and when you pair that up with the verses referring to jealousy, you see a more complete picture. In fact, in Ezekiel the relationship between God and Israel is compared to a faithful man being married to a whore. Also, the prophet Hosea had to literally marry a whore and have a bunch of crappy kids just to drive the point home, poor bastard.

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

Also, the prophet Hosea had to literally marry a whore and have a bunch of crappy kids just to drive the point home, poor bastard.

Oh no! Nick is EXACTLY LIKE the Prophet Hosea!! (Calling it now.)

 

[Desktop User2]

The Bible is stuffed to the brim with God likening his relationship to his people as a marriage

If you really believe the bible had god as its ghostwriter, it seems logical that it would use easy to understand parallels to normal human life to elucidate its "will", specially taking into account it was spilling its "doctrine" to a bunch of people at the time that would be, in average, equivalent in intelectual capacity to a modern day Somalian.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Sand

If you really believe the bible had god as its ghostwriter, it seems logical that it would use easy to understand parallels to normal human life to elucidate its "will", specially taking into account it was spilling its "doctrine" to a bunch of people at the time that would be, in average, equivalent in intelectual capacity to a modern day Somalian.

Sand Nigger Pirates are in need of Jesus.

Nick should make it his mission to civilize them by bringing them gods word, and building his aggressively monogamous Harem.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

If the narcissist isn't strutting around like the glorious main character, then he simply doesn't know what to do. Living as someone to whom unglamorous or unhappy things must happen, or as someone who must submit to another "lesser person" (i.e., literally anyone else, including judges and the internet at large) drives him so insane he has to tantrum out and then sulk.

He'll return as soon as he feels safe to preen and brag and belittle everyone else again.

 

[Desktop User2]

Sand

Sand Nigger Pirates are in need of Jesus.

Nick should make it his mission to civilize them by bringing them gods word, and building his aggressively monogamous Harem.

Both Kayla and him would be pretty happy to set a Somali camp on their property.