Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Gondolindrim]

'Loyalty bad. Stormtrooper only good if he murders his comrades in cold blood seconds after meeting Space Spic and British Desert Dyke'.

The mentality is clearly "Even fantasies about [people who oppose my politics] are evil so anyone asking for it should be shamed" and that pisses me off. These are the exact kind of sucker's Disney is pandering too.

 

[BullfrogBill]

This is the thing that created the troontrooper by the way.

no one in starwars has cancer or is in a wheel chair

You can't forget about Cleigg Lars

 

[Spergichu]

So did the troontrooper also execute Order 66 because of the chip in """""her""""" brain or did being such a stunning and brave womyn of color override the Kaminoan's programming?

 

[Sneedmiser]

So did the troontrooper also execute Order 66 because of the chip in """""her""""" brain or did being such a stunning and brave womyn of color override the Kaminoan's programming?

He committed Order 41 several months before Order 66.

 

['Ole Dente]

The funniest part about "Sister" is that the Kaminoans as presented would not have tolerated this. Upon seeing a clone with weird in-born brain issues as a fetus, they would have flushed it so quickly, since they have not been depicted as anything but the most cold hearted eugenicists from the start, and being a troon is not according to their designs.

The Kaminoans have technically kept genetically deformed clones before but under the premise that they were specialized or useful in the field. Since this genetic defect is neither useful nor effective in the field, it would get the big old flusharooni.

But hey whatever what the fuck does it matter, it’s fiction. Make it all gay and trans I don’t give a fuck, accelerate the fomentation of hatred towards people perverting what they love arbitrarily at break neck speed. Let’s get this stupid shit over with so we can think about doing shit that’s important like helping the poor.

 

[Alter Ego]

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Jesus FUCK, what is this...

Since this character Sister is only in a couple of novels (and seemingly a tertiary character, at that), it's funny to figure that he has the same clearly-masculine voice as any other clone trooper.

Taking that further, imagine (without vomiting) if he appears in some animated Star Wars media down the road, and recall the "Apu rule" of our clown word in which an animated character of some "diverse" trait can only be voiced by an actor with the same matching trait. Does Sister still get voiced by the same person voicing all of the other clone troopers (Dee Bradley Baker) as usual, or does he get his own troon VA? Or perhaps the troon will then voice all of the clone troopers in that media?

 

[Breadbassket]

Considering all the fine posts made about it in this thread, it seems rather obvious that "Sister" was added for the sake of reckless transgender representation purposes without any regard for wider in-universe story implications.

 

[BasementDweller]

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Jesus FUCK, what is this...

Stormtrooner

 

[Xev]

If troons had an ounce of intelligence or self control they'd realize all this over representation is only working against them. Even normies have caught on to the lunacy of it all.

 

[3MMA]

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Jesus FUCK, what is this...

I’m just a simple MA’AM trying to make my way across the galaxy.

In these ridiculous times, not even droids are safe. Next thing ya know:

Get ready for Hon Solo, coming to a theater near you.

 

[draggs]

Kenobi just saw her as a good friend.

Kenobi banged literally everyone he called a good friend

 

[Gorton Colu]

Kenobi banged literally everyone he called a good friend

He never violated the Jedi Code as he never formed attachments with his relations. It was all business and joyless for him. A task to be done because he could.

 

[Dynamite Bean]

Found on Reddit, these are the people calling you an uncreative bigot if you want something original for once.
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Between nu Star Wars fans and nu Halo fans, I really don't know who I hate more and want to watched get thrown into a large meat grinder
Especially as all these people are the same faggots who will accuse people who've been into the medium longer than they have as not being real "fans"

Also the trope of rebels fighting le evul government (that coincidentally always seems to be some form of autocracy) is old and overplayed, so of course people want something different

 

[The handsome tard]

And by the Sith, I probably just mean Sheev, because I'm not convinced he had any intentions of dying and passing the Empire on to an angsty half-cyborg cripple like Vader.

He didn't. Tho to be fair, he wouldn't pass it even to a full body anakin. Sidious legit refused to accept death of any kind and handing over of what he had to anyone.
Sidious and Plagueis legit believed the rule of two was unnecessary at this point

This is the thing that created the troontrooper by the way.
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You can't forget about Cleigg Lars

Man, why do trannies always have shit like adam's apples, strong jawlines and chins so pointy that makes Bruce Campbell blush?

Them having those when they could be better appreciated on real men is a sick joke

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Stormtrooner

Troonper, if you will

 

[Screamer_2]

If troons had an ounce of intelligence or self control they'd realize all this over representation is only working against them. Even normies have caught on to the lunacy of it all.

My basic understanding when it comes to interpreting trans stuff is that none of it makes any logical sense.

We're told to constantly accept them as no difference than biological women. Yet they want their representation in fantasy settings to be that they aren't biological women.

In current day Star Trek, they have established people can change species, a Klingon can become Human to an extent no one can tell. Yet a Pooner is still a Pooner.

If a trans woman was just a woman, why do they need representation beyond seeing themselves in Leia, Padme or any other female character? I'm a cis straight man and can see attributes in female characters I relate to.

It's all so tiresome.

 

[LovisXVI]

My basic understanding when it comes to interpreting trans stuff is that none of it makes any logical sense.

We're told to constantly accept them as no difference than biological women. Yet they want their representation in fantasy settings to be that they aren't biological women.

In current day Star Trek, they have had that people can change species, a Klingon can become Human to an extent no one can tell. Yet a Pooner is still a Pooner.

If a trans woman was just a woman, why do they need representation beyond seeing themselves in Leia, Padme or any other female character? I'm a cis straight man and can see attributes in female characters I relate to.

It's all so tiresome.

Well it's because these people are narcissistic AGPs, they and I mean THEY must be seen, not some woman.

 

[Ghostse]

Stormtrooner

- Luke dodges blasts from storm troopers for 90 minutes in ANH
- Despite having access to laser guns, only 41% of troon suicides are successful

the math checks out.

 

[remiem]

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Jesus FUCK, what is this...

God this makes me laugh. Kaminoans would adult abortion this mfer so fast. Hit them with the re-conditioner, my dudes.

I actually have this book and it's funny because they really just thought to sneak him in here and hid him away behind one of the flaps. Frankly the layout of the book is just weird to begin with because it's priced pretty high for what it is and it's got flaps and fold out sections like a baby book, I honestly don't know what age group they were aiming for with it. Anyway, on initial browse through if you were a parent in a store you wouldn't immediately see this one because it's behind one of the flaps. Hiding away the secret shame.

I just wanna add that I hate browse the absolute insanity that is the clone fandom on tumblr, which could have it's own thread for how absolutely unhinged that shit is, and when this character first came out in the book he originates from one of the super assholes in the fandom was losing their shit over the fact that he's got cornrows. They're super queer but it really read like someone who hates trannies grasping at something to express their disgust and they settled on a hairstyle because Polynesian's aren't black or some shit.

Once again I would like to extend a hearty fuck you to Disney Star Wars, Kathleen, and most especially Dave Filoni. I hope karma slaps them with such impressive force that their entire company falls apart.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

You can thank E.K. Johnston for this. "Sister" was introduced in the final novel of the Queen's trilogy.

I have no idea if she is LGBTetc herself, but she seems to have a fetish for wanting to include it in her Star Wars writing.

I read Ahsoka and disliked it for different reasons, but Johnston's openly-expressed remorse that Ahsoka didn't share a lesbian kiss with a female character didn't help either - especially with how convenient she made it a possibility when the character told Ahsoka "I could kiss you," when the latter recuses the former.

Plots such as this and characters such as "Sister" feel like they are trying to make a contemporary social statement as opposed to telling some sort of science fiction story.

Note Specimen "Russel Greer" Clone 99. The drooling Hunchback they kept around to mop up the shit in the toilets.

I'm okay with a character such as 99. As much as the cloning process went wrong with him, he was still deemed functional enough to do the not-so-glamorous work in Kamino since all the perfect clones were out on the battle field. As @Lazy Drei previous stated, 99 proves to be a hero in that season's "Kamino Arc" when he dies helping his fellow clones drive away the droid invasion intended to allow Ventress (I believe it was) to steal Jango Fett's DNA sample that's providing all the clones. If I also recall, the clones fighting beside him him posthumously considered him a brother for showing bravery in battle and going above and beyond what was ever expected of him - a theme we won't see in Disney Wars any time soon.

Sister's character is little more than an attempt to pander to LGBTetc fans who are rabid on social media about how the franchise needs more such characters.

Are we sure the men writing star wars are not pooners?

Opposite sex relationships are apparently too problematic and triggering for Disney Wars. Even if they aren't pooners, Disney is definitely recruiting LGBT writers or their "allies" to crank out the current batch of content nobody but chronic consumers want to see.

If you are wanting to get into reading Star Wars books do yourself a favor, stay far away from anything with the Disney logo on it and stick with the classics.

This is why my last Star Wars purchase was an old copy of Splinter of the Mind's Eye. I hadn't read it since I was a kid and I was glad to have purchased it and to have the opportunity to reread and better appreciate it as an adult. Disney content doesn't even come close to the classic content.
(Edits for spelling and clarity.)