Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

He COULD get a divorce.

He literally couldn't afford it

He spent all his money on hookers, drugs, and legal troubles. Kayla would rape him in the settlement and leave him with nothing, it's not like Nick has any way of earnings money anymore

It's either stay with Kayla in a big house or be single in a shitty 1 bedroom

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

He COULD get a divorce.

Sure, technically he could, but you do not really know what the small print of the trust fund says about beneficiaries, their criminal record, clauses for addiction, children and divorce.

It is very much possible that Nick could run into some trouble with his golden ticket if he were to ditch the wifey. His mentions of not having a prenup signed hint at a monetary reason for his hesitance.

 

[Oliver Onions]

It is very much possible that Nick could run into some trouble with his golden ticket if he were to ditch the wifey. His mentions of not having a prenup signed hint at a monetary reason for his hesitance.

This is nothing but blind speculation on my part, but now I wonder if the reason for having so many kids is Kayla threatened to divorce if he didn't keep knocking her up.

If that was the case I'd almost feel sorry for Nick (I don't, he's still a junkie, child-abusing piece of shit, but his life does sound like a nightmare).

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

But why do it here?? It would be trivial to insert yourself into Nick’s meltdown, especially in Faran and Cynthia’s position. Why does it have to be here, where nobody’s really supposed to know who you are?

They are scared of jeopardizing their chances at hooking themselves further into the lawtube sphere. They want a little air gap of plausible deniability so they don't have to explain how they won't do the same to the next lawtube cow they will butter up to before trying to slaughter.

This is nothing but blind speculation on my part, but now I wonder if the reason for having so many kids is Kayla threatened to divorce if he didn't keep knocking her up.

If that was the case I'd almost feel sorry for Nick (I don't, he's still a junkie, child-abusing piece of shit, but his life does sound like a nightmare).

Kayla is a vegetable. Will be a vegetable. And most likely always was a vegetable.
I don't get people ascribing such lofty performances from her like demanding something.
Nicky might have been in a better place a decade and change ago. Maybe it was for that sweet sweet trust fund money. Maybe he is just as good at contraception as he is at law. The last thing I believe is Kayla had any input.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Kayla is a vegetable. Will be a vegetable. And most likely always was a vegetable.
I don't get people ascribing such lofty performances from her like demanding something.

Kayla punched her golden ticket when the marriage was official and she pumped out some babies.
She will never have to work for anything in her life again.

 

[not william stenchever]

Kiwi Kontrol Kommissariat

The NKBD, the National Kommisariat of Balldo Affairs.

 

[TexOffender]

He COULD get a divorce.

Would Nick's parents use the oil money to subsidize a party lifestyle in LA for Nick AND subsidize Kayla at the same time?

That doubt on both sides is probably why insiders say both of them talked about wanting a divorce but neither of them did it.

If they get a divorce, more likely the grandparents would split the trust amongst the kids and Nick. So Nick would get a smaller share so less of a coke budget.

 

[Lian Xing]

This is nothing but blind speculation on my part, but now I wonder if the reason for having so many kids is Kayla threatened to divorce if he didn't keep knocking her up.

He is a simp that latched on to the first pussy he could get. The trusts probably have some proportionate distribution based on children.

 

[not william stenchever]

Kayla punched her golden ticket when the marriage was official and she pumped out some babies.
She will never have to work for anything in her life again.

If Nick and Kayla got together in college after Nick told her he was gay by saying "Hey baby, I got a trust fund, we can get the money I want and you can get the children you want if I just close my eyes and think of the money" that would be pretty greasy. Which is in character for Nick.

 

[repentance]

It's either stay with Kayla in a big house or be single in a shitty 1 bedroom

Nick's parents own a house locally, so it's doubtful he'd be reduced to living in a shitty one bedroom but his lifestyle would be dictated by what level of financial support his parents are willing to provide.

Nick's parents are obviously in a position to offer Kayla a decent financial settlement, but that doesn't seem to be their plan for saving Nick at the moment. Maybe the major sticking point isn't so much money as the fact that no-one, including either set of grand-parents, actually wants full-time custody of the kids.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Honestly I don't know why Montegraph doesn't attach a lien to the house to get his judgment out of the home sale. Assuming that case was all in-state Minnesota and I think it was, I might be wrong. But what a sweet little dig that would be, if you were Montegraph, to force Nick to pay you out of the sale. You know Nick never intends to pay that small sum. He'd rather force another default judgment or pay pennies to string out Montegraph forever.

Monty getting his 300 off the top of a 300k+ sale would be a chef kiss on top of this masterpiece.

You are also correct that Nick never plans to pay.

iirc, they took out a mortgage on their current house, too.

Interesting... I never saw this! Do you recall when this occurred?

Could future Nick behave himself and be the right-leaning answer to EDB? Could he cover gun cases and criminality that EDB (mostly) ignores? Realistically, probably not. He doesn't have the work ethic and is flirting with Melton on the side. But there is a path.

This is actually one of Nick's major problems. He was successful at a time when there were very few other legal commentators streaming. Now there are many and a lot of them are more entertaining than Nick. He's not the big fish in a little pool anymore.

Old fans aren't looking to return to watching Nick and new people interested in the sector have plenty of other options.

Nick could never control himself enough to do this. He is out of the freak closet and is defiant about not going back in. I also believe that he lacks the brain power to fake some moral stance.

Nick could come into tomorrow, 100% stone sober and talk about just legal cases and law topics and nobody would watch. The entire facade of his channel was that he was a legal expert who was cool with Internet topics. But Nick isn’t a legal expert, he knows less about the law than the average Kiwifarms user, and he isn’t cool with Internet topics.
Nick’s streaming career is dead and nothing can save it

Couter-point: Robert Barnes' *stellar* record has netted him a following in spite of it.

He COULD get a divorce.

Would Nick's parents use the oil money to subsidize a party lifestyle in LA for Nick AND subsidize Kayla at the same time?

That doubt on both sides is probably why insiders say both of them talked about wanting a divorce but neither of them did it.

He literally couldn't afford it

He spent all his money on hookers, drugs, and legal troubles. Kayla would rape him in the settlement and leave him with nothing, it's not like Nick has any way of earnings money anymore

It's either stay with Kayla in a big house or be single in a shitty 1 bedroom

Law people of Americaland, what are the alimony and child support obligations upon a trust? I assume that anything that passes to Nick is fair game, but what if his allowance is cut? Can the courts compel the family estate to support Kayla and the brood, or is Nick simply reduced to deadbeat status?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick's parents are obviously in a position to offer Kayla a decent financial settlement, but that doesn't seem to be their plan for saving Nick at the moment.

If you were Nick's parents, who would you attach more importance to, the 5 grandchildren who still have the potential to develop into functioning human beings or the empty shell of the closeted gay cuck son who threw away a 100k$+ a months youtube income because he could not control his ego and drug habit?


Right, I would pick the children as well. Nick can thank them if he gets an apartment paid for where he can stay and sneed and host 20-something prostitutes until the day he dies.

Fuck him.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

If they get a divorce, more likely the grandparents would split the trust amongst the kids and Nick. So Nick would get a smaller share so less of a coke budget.

Law people of Americaland, what are the alimony and child support obligations upon a trust? I assume that anything that passes to Nick is fair game, but what if his allowance is cut? Can the courts compel the family estate to support Kayla and the brood, or is Nick simply reduced to deadbeat status?

There's no reason to begin with to conclude that they have an actual trust set up for him as opposed to ad hoc handouts and he has insisted he doesn't have one (probably one of his "technically correct") things.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

If you were Nick parents, who would you attach more importance to, the 5 grandchildren who still have the potential to develop into functioning human beings or the empty shell of the closeted gay cuck son who threw away a 100k$+ a months youtube income because he could not control his ego and drug habit?


Right, I would pick the children as well. Nick can thank them if he gets an apartment paid for where he can stay and sneed and host 20-something prostitutes until the day he dies.

Fuck him.

There is no proof what so ever that Nick's parents so much as gave him a stern talking to. Parents will cover for serial killers. Let alone coke head deadbeat dads.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

There is no proof what so ever that Nick's parents so much as gave him a stern talking to. Parents will cover for serial killers. Let alone coke head deadbeat dads.

He isn't streaming and both he and Kayla changed their mailing address for court documents to her parent's house. (I think it is her parents who live locally, right?)

I'd say there is enough reason to believe there has been an intervention.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Kayla is a vegetable. Will be a vegetable. And most likely always was a vegetable.
I don't get people ascribing such lofty performances from her like demanding something.

I still don't get why people are so determined that Kayla is an unwitting/willing participant in everything that's transpired. As far as I'm aware, we only have Nick's word that she's constantly zoinked out on pills, and his word is worth about as much as his law degree.

Aside from being rail thin and her mugshot, every other public appearance I've seen of her she looks perfectly lucid, if a little psychotic.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

For some reason they can just not enjoy the show and must make themselves a part of the Lolcow drama

Because they don't respect anyone here and consider all of us below them, and only to be used as a tool to exact their will.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

I still don't get why people are so determined that Kayla is an unwitting/willing participant in everything that's transpired. As far as I'm aware, we only have Nick's word that she's constantly zoinked out on pills, and his word is worth about as much as his law degree.

Because if she had a functioning brain she would have divorced Nick a year ago or at least a month ago. She lives in a household with a 9 year old coke head.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

The timeline post has pushed me a few clips I hadn’t seen before, including the worst day ever one.

Unless the truth comes out one day, I’m forced to think it’s the day Nick realised he'd suck cock by choice (he could be gay).

Reason I say this, is an old and very good friend of mine’s a gay, and I asked him once how he knew or when he knew he was gay because he’d had girlfriends and was in his late 20s on the other side of the world when he came out.

Without any prompt to give it any negative spin he said it was the worst day of his life, realising he was gay. It just occurred to him when he was out clubbing.

It’s the one and only time I’ve heard someone use that turn of phrase before Nick.

So yeh. Means he is gay.

I've heard a few "Worst day of my life" stories from a few different people:

-People jumping out of college dormitory skyscrapers and landing on other people

- Family cancers, deaths, accidents

- Vicious family land/property disputes + enforced hospice care to a sick relative to speed up their demise

Hell, my own "worst day" is me sitting in a college bathroom trying to finish up a shit while some dude comes in on a phone call with his family as his grandma in another state deteriorates and gives her last breaths and crying and I have to awkwardly sit perfectly still with my legs raised above the space on the stall floor to hide so as to not break the tension.

I'm just saying plenty of reasons for somebody to have a "worst day" In my headcanon it was the day his dick finally decided not to work so Kayla demanded Drex finish the job in front of him. Drex seems like a superstraight kinda guy so I don't imagine Nick being allowed into the action which means he was cucked by his best friend.... and he liked it.

 

[Mark Robinson BussyLiquor]

Also he's not even allowed to stream, since we have ordered him not to stream.

He can't even try to stream until we give him permission.

That is because he is a weak, submissive cuck who takes our orders.

Especially when those orders come from strong, virile Black men! —Mark