Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Bixby Snyder said:
I agree but it won’t take much for a troll to buy an expensive wand with the intent to cause legal issues. Daddy nips might come to the rescue but it still can cause problems
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While I don't doubt someone to do that this person legit just donated 500 and put like a message in the PayPal note to make a purple wand. He could literally tell her to eat shit and she can't do a thing.
 
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He made a new shirt and I had actual tears, you simply can't write this.
 

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Okay, Cobra Robe idea: Master Robe
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I'm open to changing out the Ozzy logo on the back, because I've already used it on a shirt.
Apprentice Robe:
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Same as the Master Robe, just with less flare.
Also if anyone wants to submit shirts, I have a simple template I've been using:
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(this goes behind every logo)
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That's the UV map. Just line up the two and put what you want on the un-lined option.
 
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bonified retard said:
Another instant classic for the Then Collection.
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Do you think Cobes would let me make him some actually good t-shirts to drum up money? I feel like any good faith towards Josh gets turns to $14 plastic handles of liquor from his bog alchemy then he'd forget who I was after a bender.

Bilbo Boglims said:
Cobra just slam dunked on the troles by eating egg rolls without any plastic on them. TWU

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Bruhs did he watch my ASMR? He's never silent. Oh wait no, he just talked, he's absolutely fried. So this video is about owning the troles about that plastic he ate the other day.


2 Chicken 2 Pork - 3 Minute Burst
 
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Mushroom King said:
Do you think Cobes would let me make him some actually good t-shirts to drum up money? I feel like any good faith towards Josh gets turns to $14 plastic handles of liquor from his bog alchemy then he'd forget who I was after a bender.
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What are you talking about? This is his best one. I had to stop myself from instantly buying one.
 
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Also if anyone wants to submit shirts, I have a simple template I've been using:
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Oh please please pretty please, I really want his stupid Stussy S/cock'n'balls tattoo on his shirt.
I don't have Morrowind nor have I ever played it, so I can't test it, but here's the texture. I wasn't sure what was the back or front, just use whichever you feel looks better. I might do a "praise the female goodes" shirt tomorrow.

EDIT: I did one anyway, the font is not 100% correct to his original fucked up version, but I didn't want to look for the exact Old English font he used. Also corrected the blending for the cock'n'balls texture.

If I get any more ideas I'll send them over your way. I'd like to do a "Legenday Gothic King Cobra" shirt with his pic on it, and the Richie aka. Challenge Master chugging down ranch shirt. But getting accurate sources for those is gonna be a fucking pain. I might do some more rip offs of his Customized Girl shirts since they're pretty easy and quick to make, even though some logos are getting raped by artifacts. I forgot that some of his t-shirts are actually fucking funny.

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