💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

reptile baht spaniard rid said:
He is doing world building research. By becoming so fat he becomes a planet.
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You may think so, child, but if you paid attention to the gross lots of Milky Way bars Patty consumes on the regular, you'd realize he's increasing his mass to rival that of a galaxy.

Wait for the nugent, stalker.
E: And yeah, Fluhre's got the right of it. Dude looks downright unhealthy. Pre-diabetic arc or heart disease? Place yer bets!
 
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Rick indirectly admits that he has a dyke fetish, and proved again to be an emasculated fatty fat fat beta male that openly allow black men to fart in Niki's vagina, and making artisanal niggeroni in his basement through voting Commie Harris. Good job, piggy!
 
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Rick indirectly admits that he has a dyke fetish, and proved again to be an emasculated fatty fat fat beta male that openly allow black men to fart in Niki's vagina, and making artisanal niggeroni in his basement through voting Commie Harris. Good job, piggy!
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What’s the lore on Kyle tagging Heidi lately? Isn’t she that drunk broad from the Jim Stewartson blue anon podcast? Big fan of the little brother account.
 
Sketchy Minecraft Mod said:
That mustang shirt he's wearing is waaayyyy too small for him. Looks like a fat bitch trying to delude herself into believing she doesn't need to be shopping in the plus size pig smocks section of Walmart.
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I can't wait until he just gives in and enters his Muu Muu era.

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He keeps oinking at Javier!
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Oh, shit. I hope no one reports this post for revealing personal info about someone without their consent, as that is forbidden by Xitter's TOS.

"Doxxing is illegal, except when I do it child."

Judge Holden said:
Ok an old one here but the fact Nikkki went on an unexplained trip to India is giving me some mental images I may just have to remove from my brain with a nailgun
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He's all excited because she went all the way to India and brought back candy that you can get at any international grocery store and that they give out for free at Indian restaurants. Of course he wouldn't know that because he consumes only pub-slop.

I vaguely remember hearing about the trip to India. My theory, is that since Nikki's business is generating SEO crap for people's websites she was going there to recruit content mills that pay their employees $1 a day to churn out keyword-stuffed incoherent drivel.
 
Patrick is starting to look seriously unhealthy now. We always joked about his adiposity but in the short interview where he appeared while drinking at The Garage he appeared to be considerably fatter than before and his skin did not appear to be that of a healthy person. Then there is the photo where he is wearing a Slurm t-shirt at the Angry Robot books party. He looks really really fat and the way that he is standing makes me think that he is going to start suffering from mobility issues in the near future. I would love to see some video of Pat playing tennis, but I think pickleball might be more appropriate for him. 44 is really not that old, Tom Brady was still an elite level QB at that age.

I would genuinely be heartbroken if the fat little fucker was to die. Get some exercise Pat!
 
Huddy Ledbetter said:
He's all excited because she went all the way to India and brought back candy that you can get at any international grocery store and that they give out for free at Indian restaurants.
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They literally have this free at every strip-mall Indian restaurant right next to the cash register.
 
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Very clear sign of cope and seething over the fact that he didn't experience that feeling after threatening Adrienne, PCJ and his unborn biological daughter, then terminated his parental rights, so he pretends to feel joyous over someone's child instead :story:
 
AnOminous said:
They literally have this free at every strip-mall Indian restaurant right next to the cash register.
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I know and they're awesome. Or least a handful after dinner. I can't imagine wanting an entire bag of them. Then again they are 99% sugar, so Rick probably ate them all in one sitting.
I'd be willing to bet that there's an Indian restaurant within a mile of the hovel but he eats shit from dive bars, because he's a dumb hick who pretends to be worldly.
 
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GameratePTSD said:
Pat is childing civilians again. Within 3 replies the random guy has Pat pegged (he's into things).
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I'm curious what makes him block some people and devote the rest of his life to arguing with others. This interaction leads me to believe that he blocks people who don't get mad at his childings and just laugh at him. Makes sense, it makes him feel important if he pisses you off, but it's no fun if you immediately point out how pathetic he is.
 
Huddy Ledbetter said:
I'm curious what makes him block some people and devote the rest of his life to arguing with others. This interaction leads me to believe that he blocks people who don't get mad at his childings and just laugh at him. Makes sense, it makes him feel important if he pisses you off, but it's no fun if you immediately point out how pathetic he is.
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He doesn't truly block them. If they ever mention him again he'll go back to responding. He can't help himself.
AnOminous said:
They literally have this free at every strip-mall Indian restaurant right next to the cash register.
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I saw those at the spice shop I visit so I don't know what the big deal is. I'd much rather get my fresh candied ginger as it's also useful for my health.
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Pat is childing civilians again. Within 3 replies the random guy has Pat pegged (he's into things).
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What the 1.2GPA lard ass was responding to
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Even if someone has receipts he'll still argue. He just hates Elon that much. The guy he's replying to often does trips like this it seems. Rather trust him than anything Patrick has to say. He doesn't know how to use a map or know anything about geography.
 
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Well Intentioned said:
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Did he seriously try lying about having a 40 year old t-shirt? It's pretty fucking obvious it's something he picked up off the rack at Target or Walmart or whatever.

E: Found in like 10 seconds of googling:


Why is he such a bad pathological liar?
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Old star wars fans: Fall in love with the films, then re-watch the trilogy every couple years with your kids. They get to grow up with it, and it's something that brings you together

Nu star wars fans: Go to see obligatory Nth sequel film wearing cheap, Chinese, screen-printed tee. Insert yourself into a TV news segment and claim it's a 40-year-old fan relic. Go home to cold, empty house. No kids. Log into Twitter. See that general audiences are panning the film. Spend the next 10 years fatly tweeting that they're all provincial morons who only hate on Nth sequel cause they're bigots. Never bother to watch Nth sequel a second time.
 
AntiSchwuletteAktion said:
Old star wars fans: Fall in love with the films, then re-watch the trilogy every couple years with your kids. They get to grow up with it, and it's something that brings you together

Nu star wars fans: Go to see obligatory Nth sequel film wearing cheap, Chinese, screen-printed tee. Insert yourself into a TV news segment and claim it's a 40-year-old fan relic. Go home to cold, empty house. No kids. Log into Twitter. See that general audiences are panning the film. Spend the next 10 years fatly tweeting that they're all provincial morons who only hate on Nth sequel cause they're bigots. Never bother to watch Nth sequel a second time.
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Christ, I've seen the prequels at least three times each and I can't be bothered to watch the seventh movie past 15 minutes. It's so badly written. The Ewoks cartoon movie was better as that had a plot and characters. The Nu Sequels just have checkboxes they had to mark. As someone who liked Star Wars the only thing going for it now are the Black Series figures and some of the shows and comics. I haven't seen a good shirt anywhere that was quality since the late 90s.
 
Huddy Ledbetter said:
I'm curious what makes him block some people and devote the rest of his life to arguing with others. This interaction leads me to believe that he blocks people who don't get mad at his childings and just laugh at him. Makes sense, it makes him feel important if he pisses you off, but it's no fun if you immediately point out how pathetic he is.
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If the person posting at The Fatprick has a screename that ties to or has personal meaning to him they get the enjoy prison stalker.

If the person has social standing in publishing they will get custom responses. Leslie, B. Keene, and the spaghetti incident guy are examples here.

Everyone else gets an insult and block if the insulted starts to push in the Fatprick's shit.
 
Jeff_the_Thriller said:
You can really tell when a funster gets under Rick's fat. Instead of his usual catchphrase "Your life is already over," he opts to use the much gayer and fatter "you've chosen how this ends long ago."
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Pat tweets like he’s a Batman villain. Except fat.
 
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