Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL DEBATE THREAD.

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This thread probably grinds his gears because we're laughing at his waifu
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Every thread has its leanings, so it's best to stay in your lane and stick to a thread that agrees with you. It's like going onto the Fox News comments section and trying to offer a differing opinion. I stupidly tried once and was pummeled.
 
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Trump's makeup is looking worse

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Doctor of Autism said:
Trump's makeup is looking worse

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In the town where I lived twenty years ago there was this woman who you would see walking everywhere and she must have had whatever that condition is that distorts the way you see yourself in the mirror, because she would just cake on layers and layers of toner until her skin looked like it was covered in clay and her eyebrows literally looked like she drew them on with a sharpie. She also must have put toner in her hair because it was orange and greasy and looked like a wig. Everyone in town called her "the witch" because that's what she looked like. Anyway, that's what popped into my mind when I saw this picture.
 
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Some weird rambling from the old man.
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I mean, you know, this isn’t like Elon with his rocket ships that land within 12 inches on the moon where they wanted to land. Or he gets the engines back, that was the first I realized—I said: ‘Who the hell did that?’ I saw engines about three, four years ago. These things were coming—cylinders, no wings, no nothing—and they’re coming down very slowly, landing on a raft in the middle of the ocean someplace with a circle. Boom. Reminded me of the Biden circles that he used to have, right? He’d have eight circles and he couldn’t fill ’em up. But then I heard he beat us with the popular vote. I don’t know, I don’t know—couldn’t fill up the eight circles. I always loved those circles, they were so beautiful. They were so beautiful to look at. In fact the person that did them—that was the best thing about his—the level of that circle was great. But they couldn’t get people, so they used to have the press stand in those circles, because they couldn’t get the people. Then I heard we lost, ‘Oh, we lost.’ Now, we’re never gonna let that happen again. But we’ve been abused by other countries. We’ve been abused by our own politicians, really more than other countries. I can’t blame them. We’ve been abused by people that represent us in this country—some of them stupid, some of them naive, and some of ’em crooked, frankly.
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What is he even talking about. Who can listen to this guy. Dementia coming in nicely, toobz.
 
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somevan712 said:
Some weird rambling from the old man.
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What is he even talking about. Who can listen to this guy. Dementia coming in nicely, toobz.
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I read this a few times over the last few days and here's my best translation:
"Elon has rockets that can land on the moon accurately, and has engines that can land after being used in these circles on the ground.

Those circles remind me of COVID and the circles Biden used to have at Rallies and Press Conferences people had to stand in for social distancing.

I liked those circles, there were 8 of them. But Biden couldn't ever get enough people to stand in those circles. Except when the press was standing in them.

And then we lost the election to someone who couldn't get people to stand in those circles. We're not going to let that happen again. Everyone abuses us now. Even our own politicians. I don't blame them. They're crooked"
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It's a completely normal Trumpian rant, just... incoherently delivered because he's fucking OLD and mentally unwell.
 
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CaliforniaRaisin said:
I read this a few times over the last few days and here's my best translation:


It's a completely normal Trumpian rant, just... incoherently delivered because he's fucking OLD and mentally unwell.
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Now now, Thunderdomers told me that 78 years old isn't old (except when Biden was old when he was 77 in 2020) and that Trump is indeed a fit, sexy, alpha, healthy, hip young man!
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
...Trump is indeed a fit, sexy, alpha, healthy, hip young man!
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In other news, someone got in Donny Fat Fuck's ear about the old GOP standby "Violent video games are the problem".

Now, considering a significant portion of his base consists of terminally online chuds who mainline FPS games where the object is generally to rack up body counts in the 1000's, I wonder what mental gymnastics are going on right now with this?




Hey Donnie, you realize every fucking evangelical pandering politician since the 1980's has tried this shit, right? And it's never ended well. Can't you come up with something original? Someone needs to tell Donny about what happened to Jack Thomson.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Now now, Thunderdomers told me that 78 years old isn't old (except when Biden was old when he was 77 in 2020) and that Trump is indeed a fit, sexy, alpha, healthy, hip young man!
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Some of Trump's supporters still think it is 2016 all over again even though Trump is old as shit now. At least in 2016 he was something new and said stuff that is pretty good, now he's just a bloated angry man who gets easily offended when anyone makes fun of him or gives him mild criticism
 
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Thumb Butler said:
He's right though. What did Obama get it for?
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Even Obama didn't know what he got it for! But he graciously accepted it and moved on. If it were Trump? He would brag about it every chance he got until his dying day. Hell, he even brags about getting awards that he didn't get.

Doctor of Autism said:
THEYRE GOING TO STEAL THE COWS

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Also in this clip saying they want to take away your windows. He has been on that rant since the 2020 campaign.

 
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