Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TherapyMan]

No, but seriously, I agree. However, it should be noted the Ethan Ralph strategy doesn't work very well. See Ethan Ralph.

I would say the tactic works well for people generally but fails specifically because he's Ethan Ralph, who lacks the dedication to make even the barest attempts to pretend that he's "born again." I would say that Milo and Ethan Ralph are the barometers for how horrible a person you have to be for that particular grift to fail. Given that Nick ran the Christian Dad grift for a couple of years, I would say he could be better positioned to pull it off.

But that requires Nick to admit he was wrong, which he cannot.

 

[LiquidKid]

As we're near the middle of spooky season, I've recently watched ParaNorman with the keedz. It's made by Laika, the same studio behind Coraline. If you're not allergic to Stop-Motion flicks, check them out, both are essentially perfect Halloween movies for adults, children, and redditors. Anyway.

There is a scene where some random guy is despateraty trying to get the last packet of Doritos from a vending machine while the town is allegedly getting swarmed by zombies.
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I'm a face-blind retard, but this guy looks rather familiar.
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I'm ready to get your puzzle pieces.

Good movie, but the fandom is very sus. In true Rekieta fashion, there’s a ton of pornographic art drawn of the teenage older sister because for whatever reason she was given a massive ass in the movie. So google the movie title at your own risk

 

[Law]

However, it should be noted the Ethan Ralph strategy doesn't work very well.

Lil Nicky doesn't have a supple, shock-absorbing gunt to protect his vital organs. He'd never survive the lifestyle of a streetfighting Chrischun Kang.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Lower-case C catholic are just Christians. All Christians are catholic. Upper-case Catholics are the heretical wops who will burn in hell for their heresy. They're mormons but with better buildings and food. TCD, TMD.

It's safe to say, that nose is far more heretical than any church he could attend.

To autism for a moment, I would propose that all Christians that espouse the Nicene creed are 'catholic', or those who believe in a fraternity of some kind that transcends denomination.

There a plenty of sects that believe only they have the true path and shun association outside the tent of their own. Not very 'catholic' of them...

I would say the tactic works well for people generally but fails specifically because he's Ethan Ralph, who lacks the dedication to make even the barest attempts to pretend that he's "born again." I would say that Milo and Ethan Ralph are the barometers for how horrible a person you have to be for that particular grift to fail. Given that Nick ran the Christian Dad grift for a couple of years, I would say he could be better positioned to pull it off.

But that requires Nick to admit he was wrong, which he cannot.

I believe that Nick could graft another audience *IF* he could hold up the act, but as was shown in late 2023 and early 2024, he CANNOT keep the degeneracy out of his streams or commit to follow through with a consistent schedule--even when he admitted he went to far and failed to deliver content, he had to let us know that the ones giving him good advice did it in a 'faggy way'.

He enjoyed being the largest fish in the pond for a while and being an absolute arse to everyone who came on his stream. They all put up with him to get exposure and build their own channels, then abandoned him when he was worthless. He did not make a single true friend because he enjoyed being a dick to everyone and them taking it for the chance at some clout.

 

[Maraschino]

I maintain to you, fellow Kiwis, you may think you hate Nick enough, but you don't:

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[AnOminous]

So do I. I would put money on it. I think they said no streaming or no Petrofac money.

If he really is tard-wrangled, though, why would they be bankrolling the incompetent lawyer who got this DENIED X5 result?

The Barneswalker didn't just fail to succeed, and lose on every point, but on top of that, the judge even pointed out shit he could have done, but was too much of a moron to do, and that by doing this, he had waived one of Nick's potential arguments.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

If he really is tard-wrangled, though, why would they be bankrolling the incompetent lawyer who got this DENIED X5 result?

The Barneswalker didn't just fail to succeed, and lose on every point, but on top of that, the judge even pointed out shit he could have done, but was too much of a moron to do, and that by doing this, he had waived one of Nick's potential arguments.

Letting their manchild son keep the Barneswalker stops him from punching himself in the face and tardraging about their house. Mommy and Daddy have to give Nicky everything he wants. At this point they know Nick is utterly fucked, but slightly less fucked if he gets a plea deal. Plea deal will also ideally prevent the release of the bodycam footage and prevent further embarassment to their family and further moments of their son punching himself in the face. That way when Nick has to take a plea deal and admit to being a cokehead child abusing felon, he can blame the Barneswalker and not Mommy and Daddy for making them hire a lawyer who is clearly retarded unlike Nick.

 

[repentance]

Nick has two paths, given his silence i think he's choosing the path of "become a fake born again Christian and spam 'christ is king' on social media after pleading."

I have little doubt that the performative "return to faith" is primarily a show for his parents. If it was in any way genuine, April would be gone and Nick and Kayla would be seeking faith-based counselling to fix their broken marriage.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Nick's Religious Beliefs mirror his Lolbertarian Political beliefs, in that it's not about living as God wishes him to but interpreting God's words to justify living his own degenerate lifestyle. It's entirely self serving, just like his politics. There are no principles involved, just whatever Nick wants to do at any particular time.

 

[Captain Manning]

he had to let us know that the ones giving him good advice did it in a 'faggy way'.

BTW, I dunno if I ever mentioned this before, but...

Speaking from personal experience...

The only difference in result between how you give him advice rests in whether he yells at you. How you give him advice has absolutely no bearing on whether he actually takes the advice to heart.

I and other people here could have been like "Lord Rekieta, please stop being degenerate. Pull up."

And he would have been like "No! I am a social media expert, and Dick Masterson says I am based!"

And we'd still end up right where we are today.

I just thought I'd mention that for the benefit of any moron Balldoguards reading this that might be under a different impression.

 

[AnOminous]

I have little doubt that the performative "return to faith" is primarily a show for his parents. If it was in any way genuine, April would be gone any Nick and Kayla would be seeking faith-based counselling to fix their broken marriage.

Pretty much this. He's still cucking and swinging and living a life of extremely retarded sin.

I and other people here could have been like "Lord Rekieta, please stop being degenerate. Pull up."

And he would have been like "No! I am a social media expert, and Dick Masterson says I am based!"

And even when he admits the people saying pull up were right, they "said it in a faggy way."

Which means any way at all because anything short of pure balldo washing is a faggy way.

Fuck Nick. He gets what he fucking deserves. Or unfortunately not, our pissweak legal system lets this scumbag go without a significant prison term.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

If he really is tard-wrangled, though, why would they be bankrolling the incompetent lawyer who got this DENIED X5 result?

The Barneswalker didn't just fail to succeed, and lose on every point, but on top of that, the judge even pointed out shit he could have done, but was too much of a moron to do, and that by doing this, he had waived one of Nick's potential arguments.

The address on file for Nick and Kayla's cases didn't change (or at least was not noticed to have changed) until after he lost the hearing.

Remember, these people are allegedly dumb enough that they didn't realize Nick and Kayla were using drugs. Why wouldn't they also believe that the Barneswalker would get everything dismissed? That's less crazy than believing Nick was not a drug user.

The most likely time for them to have started wrangling Nick is after he got DENIED, DENIED, and DENIED at the omnibus stage. He hasn't streamed since.

 

[Captain Manning]

If he really is tard-wrangled, though, why would they be bankrolling the incompetent lawyer who got this DENIED X5 result?

It doesn't really matter anymore who his lawyer is. He's fucked. They've got 'em. Not even Garry Spence could save this burning shit heap now.

I would presume if White can at least manage to take him through the plea bargain process, you don't change horses mid-stream.

The Barneswalker didn't just fail to succeed, and lose on every point, but on top of that, the judge even pointed out shit he could have done, but was too much of a moron to do, and that by doing this, he had waived one of Nick's potential arguments.

Those arguments would have failed too.

The most likely time for them to have started wrangling Nick is after he got DENIED, DENIED, and DENIED at the omnibus stage. He hasn't streamed since.

More specifically, I think they knew Cokestream 2.0 was coming, freaked out (understandably), and sprung into action. @Shush's video might not be that far off from reality.

Look at how he acted by losing to Monty. DENIED, DENIED, DENIED in his criminal case is a WAY more dire result for him.

It's almost too horrifying to contemplate what Cokestream 2.0 would have looked like.

If I'm being perfectly honest, his parents are actually doing him a gigantic solid here. I suspect he doesn't appreciate it at all though.

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[PyrrhicRustle]

It's almost too horrifying to contemplate what Cokestream 2.0 would have looked like.

If there weren’t kids involved I’d buy him a pregame shot for it. It’d be worth the price of admission.

 

[DemsBNutz]

Sure, technically he could, but you do not really know what the small print of the trust fund says about beneficiaries, their criminal record, clauses for addiction, children and divorce.

It is very much possible that Nick could run into some trouble with his golden ticket if he were to ditch the wifey. His mentions of not having a prenup signed hint at a monetary reason for his hesitance.

Let's hope his golden ticket has a Cartmen conciquences ending.. "I've got a golden ticket!! I've got a golden ticket!!"-Cartman... now his song is stuck in my head.. Here is hoping for ending with dateline staring MANNY and the deballers.

 

[AnOminous]

Remember, these people are allegedly dumb enough that they didn't realize Nick and Kayla were using drugs.

Or they were simply ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT LYING.

That's my belief.

Those arguments would have failed too.

Probably but they had a better chance than the Barneswalker bullshit.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Good boy Nick is still obeying orders and refraining from streaming. He knows he can’t do that without our permission.

 

[Captain Manning]

Probably but they had a better chance than the Barneswalker bullshit.

Nick dropping trow, and waving his Balldo encased broken dick in front of the judge, would have had a better chance of working than the Barneswalker bullshit.

And honestly, I am not convinced overemphasizing the video was a reupload on Cog's channel was even White's idea. I think that was Nick. Just like I think the reply to Null's motion was mostly Nick. It was clearly crafted to get under Null's skin.

White ultimately used none of the ideas Barnes championed, and the argument they went with was so cracktastic that only a crackhead could have thought it up. White doesn't seem to be a particularly good lawyer, sure, but I have no evidence he's playing in the snow. Nick is.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Based on the address change, I also think his parents have taken steps to wrangle him after he lost at the omnibus stage. If he wasn't wrangled, I would expect him to fight it all the way, but I think he has indeed been wrangled.

I think his address change is because KCHHS won't let him live with his kids yet. Both Kayla and Nick moved there. I think it would be really hard for his parents to get legal control of him. Here's what I think is some of the conditions:
1. Nick and Kayla can't live with kids until certain milestones are met.
2. Kids and caretakers moved in to Nicks house,
3. Nick needed to change address with family court to show he doesn't live at kids house and it updates all court cases. His other cases changed too (traffic court)..
4. He/Kayla needed a physical place, not PO box because KCHHS need to be able to randomly show up.
5. He can only visit his kids/house with supervision.
6. Streaming in the kids house has to be supervised per KCHHS. No sleepovers/overnite visits.

His "Nick won" stream was Nick saying "the children are coming home." He didn't get custody and he's still being monitored for drugs. KCHHS is not over.

 

[AnOminous]

His "Nick won" stream was Nick saying "the children are coming home." He didn't get custody and he's still being monitored for drugs. KCHHS is not over.

Nobody believed that stream because everything Nickhole says is ABSOLUTELY BULLSHIT LYING!