Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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Kari Kamiya said:
That'd be a neat reference on top of it literally going bug-nuts insane from a glitch in its system.
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Or maybe they made a 3D model for pre rendering the sprite. Like, this is an autistic as shit comparison, but:
Sonic X-Treme model
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Sprites made from it:
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But something went wrong when they rigged the Porygon Z model.
 
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Equal Rights for Androids said:
I mean it was kinda expected. If you take away the child filter lens, a lot of the horrible shit that happens in real life is bound to happen in a world where many non-human creatures have the same intelligence as humans. Never trust a Drowzee around your kids.
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Trying to rationalize that pedo-zoo rape scenes should be expected to happen in children's media is retarded.
Punished Magician said:
Do people seriously not understand the concept of scrapped content?
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More cope. "People married Pokemon" is a canon statement made in Pokemon gold/silver. This isn't scrapped content, it's just withheld from the public because they know how bad it would look.
 
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pikachudidnothingwrong said:
Well remember that it is canon that pokemon and humans married in the past. (they even included the info in a game) Remember that pokemon are all supposed to have great intelligence and the origin story for pokemon is the origin story for all life, including humans. (GOD is a pokemon!) Pokemon = in-world animals.. Who just so happen to reproduce based on a small number of breading groups, not species.
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Interesting... looks like PokéSex has been (implied) in the games longer than I thought

I was referring to the fact the person who wrote the crazy Pokémon sex stories was also the lead Pokémon concept designer in recent games; probably took inspiration from the previous "works" designing creatures like Inceneroar, Salazzle, Cinderace, etc. :story:
 
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30+GameOvers said:
Where were you when the Vaporean copypasta stopped being just a copypasta?
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I can only imagine the torrent of porn we are about to get from this.
Something of note: There is more than one story where the Pokemon comes back after the dicking, willingly. This means that this isn't something out of the ordinary in the Pokemon world. Nothing can compete with human males, it is simply a fact.
Pokemon being able to impregnate humans and vice versa is also now confirmed canon. In fact, all of this was meticulously documented by Gamefreak, they took hours to write this into the canon. That wouldn't be the case if this wasn't the word of god, as intended.
Whenever you read or see a piece of poke-shipping or pokephilia, just remember that it is canon and Masuda approves. Now we know why he loves bugs in his anus!
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No wonder they’re suing pal world. They’re jealous of the fur faggotry.
 
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30+GameOvers said:
So, uh, I just woke up and apparently poke-rape is not just canon but human women just get raped in the pokemon universe all the time and human men fuck pokemon all the time. I am seeing some bad things said about Typhlosion and Dawn/Akari specifically.
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Digimon > Pokemon

They don't even have genders.:smug:

Digimon fans right now:
 
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
let's move on to the next story about the flaming honey badger (I don't know anything about Pokemon after gen 1.)
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
Since I already have the name and spelling of this giant fire badger thing, I'll just call it by its official name instead of le funny boomerisms.
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Dude, it’s the very next generation, still within Pokemania. Still on the Game Boy, even.
Gingervitis said:
Ngl though, I would still bang Lopunny. And Gardevoir. And Medicham.
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Based Mystery Dungeon 2 enjoyer. Team Charm are still cunts though.
 
Gingervitis said:
I believe there was some Japanese myth involving a shapechanging weasel yokai.
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Interesting, still though, there's already so many yokai inspired mons by the time the gen 2 dex is over. Obviously you can see in Legends Arceus they still like him, and I suppose "ironically", that's the same gen. It still seems kinda odd to single him out to me though. While he was the fave starter of the gen, he wasn't like, mascot status
 
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
Trying to rationalize that pedo-zoo rape scenes should be expected to happen in children's media is retarded.
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It wasn't included in children's media and wasn't intended to be by the director. The only reason we know that octillary got SMASHED was because of this leak. It was never intended to be included in the main game. They own all work on and off the job during employment, much like with Disney. Just because an employee draws a vaporeon having sex with a human and it's put on the servers doesn't mean it was intended to be included in the final product.

I'm not saying it was expected to happen in the actual fuckin game. I'm saying, you have horny intelligent creatures in that world. It is logical for sex between species to happen in the Pokemon world ( It happens in the real world too).

How do you think they thought of Pokemon breeding? They know it has to do with reproduction and that very fact shows that sex at one point has been discussed in the Pokemon franchise during creation.

also the offspring inherit DV of the parents and prevent inbreeding in at least Gen II so there's that.
 
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UnfinishedChapstick said:
Actually it was written by Shuguru Nakatsui, a male writer. People mistranslated their name as Yuu Nakatsui
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A little bit more info on this, Shuguru Nakatsui is a writer, planner and designer at Gamefreak ever since Pokémon Emerald. He was in charge of writing the folklore mythos of Diamond and Pearl, alongside writing Pokéstar Studios (B2W2 theatrical ministory), dex entries for mega evolutions, and some of the dex entries of (U)S & (U)M. He has a reputation of writing things like this, as some of his mega dex entries includes mutilation and strange amount of "pleasure" in helping trainers despite all odds. He also wrote these series of lines for Pokéstar Studio:
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