Sept 28 2024 - Chris and Flutter in Helsinki, Finland

[BubbaRobot887]

I dunno but I've been researching Finland a little bit and there's some definite positives to living there. Not great housing prices but you know healthcare and things like that seem pretty cheap. In one video it actually says it's the happiest country in the world.

If Chris had help getting his finances in order and keeps himself out of trouble, it wouldn't be the worst decision he ever made.

Yeah, but Chris is Chris so I am sure he would find some way to be unhappy and ruin it for himself and the locals.

 

[A Grey Cat]

This thread: Chris and flutter might be moving to Finland to be happy forever and ever.

Random Chris updates: some potential tard leaked psn chats from 3 president's ago and everyone's hoping it'll lead to a second jail saga only one where the law won't be so lenient with him.


Both threads: no! you're fat, you're a rapist, and you don't deserve to be happy after all the horrible things you've done!

(Someone posted it as a soyjack meme a few pages ago)

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

This thread: Chris and flutter might be moving to Finland to be happy forever and ever.

Random Chris updates: some potential tard leaked psn chats from 3 president's ago and everyone's hoping it'll lead to a second jail saga only one where the law won't be so lenient with him.


Both threads: no! you're fat, you're a rapist, and you don't deserve to be happy after all the horrible things you've done!

(Someone posted it as a soyjack meme a few pages ago)

It will not lead to a second jail saga due to statue of limitations. The only one that is commiting a crime RN is Caden Peck.
I do find the hypocrisy of the Redditors being both very anti Chris being happy, but also happily buy his merch and commissions, pretty funny.

 

[King Kiwi]

Yeah, but Chris is Chris so I am sure he would find some way to be unhappy and ruin it for himself and the locals.

Not necessarily. Chris hasn't done anything heinous recently that we know of.

Put it this way: if a lion is hungry for something like food or companionship, well he's going to go out hunting and seek a pride for himself isn't he?

But once he finds that pride and a mate (or multiple) and his pride of lionesses are there to do the hunting for him and keep him company, well, the only thing left for him to do is laze about and occasionally patrol his territory. Sex probably isn't an issue, either.

If one lioness is not willing and he can't force himself on her, that doesn't mean another lioness can't be convinced in some way or another.

Border patrol might not even be an issue if someone else is there to do it for him.

So why would the lion bother with going out and causing trouble for others when he has everything he needs? New territory? Mates? Food? Entertainment?

Your ferocious lion is now an overweight tabby cat lounging on the couch occasionally spying the sparrows outside but can't be fucked to do anything he doesn't absolutely have to.

Even if he wanted to. Or, if his owners allow him.

 

[FinnSven]

Provided he doesn’t try to run anyone over or commit public acts of affection, he should be fine with public eccentricities.

He should keep away from the vodka and mintuu though.

 

[deadson]

If Chris marries flutter and stays in Finland(to outsmart the trolls)how do you think Chris' normal antics will be tolerated by the locals, will they just shrug off the weird American or will they at some point have it with his tard raging in their shopping malls and come at him with torches and pitchforks?

Hard to say, really. They might actually throw him into their mental institutes if he gets arrested there.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Hard to say, really. They might actually throw him into their mental institutes if he gets arrested there.

But aren't Scandinavian prisons practically adult day cares? I may be thinking of Danish or Norwegian ones though....speaking of Denmark, I think Chris is itching to go there (it's right next door) to see lego hq too bad it's ultimately a place of business and not the lego island irl he wishes it was.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

But aren't Scandinavian prisons practically adult day cares? I may be thinking of Danish or Norwegian ones though....speaking of Denmark, I think Chris is itching to go there (it's right next door) to see lego hq too bad it's ultimately a place of business and not the lego island irl he wishes it was.

Chris isn't all that into Legos nowadays and visiting the Hasbro HQ doesn't require travelling outside of the US.

 

[Xev]

I can't imagine him moving to Finland as it would mean leaving his one true love Barb behind

 

[FinnSven]

But aren't Scandinavian prisons practically adult day cares? I may be thinking of Danish or Norwegian ones though....speaking of Denmark, I think Chris is itching to go there (it's right next door) to see lego hq too bad it's ultimately a place of business and not the lego island irl he wishes it was.

Norwegian ones are like holiday camps.

Basically the worst prison there is as “bad” as US white collar tax evader prison depicted in media is.

Their approach is rehabilitation rather than punishment.

Anyway, I am not certain how Finnish prison is, but I have it on authority that Chris wouldn’t be mental enough to wind up in the crazy house there.

He would be given pills and a home visiting nurse.

 

[FedPostalService]

I can't imagine him moving to Finland as it would mean leaving his one true love Barb behind

His loss is our gain. She’s single, lads,

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

His loss is our gain. She’s single, lads,

Are you implying what I think you are?

 

[FedPostalService]

Are you implying what I think you are?

We’re all red blooded men here. Tell me who would turn down some Barbussy and you’re also telling me who is a homosexual. She’s in her prime.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

We’re all red blooded men here. Tell me who would turn down some Barbussy and you’re also telling me who is a homosexual. She’s in her prime.

Welp, I thought I was bi, but guess I'm just gay.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

If Chris marries flutter and stays in Finland(to outsmart the trolls)how do you think Chris' normal antics will be tolerated by the locals, will they just shrug off the weird American or will they at some point have it with his tard raging in their shopping malls and come at him with torches and pitchforks?

Depends on the area but Helsinki would be his best and safest bet. His biggest problem anywhere would be kids bullying and harrassing the fuck out of him, they would find his motherfucking past and huge social media following.

Everything that matters here is within 5 hours of driving so the new batch of finnish trolls could show up at his place for content. Word also spreads like the plague on finnish forums and social media.

In one video it actually says it's the happiest country in the world.

This worlds happiest country shit is just some cruel joke, or maybe its because all the unhappy people kill themselves or get zonked the fuck out on alcohol/drugs/pills but i digress.
One thing to keep in mind is the really high taxes, rising food prices and a climate that some times make you want to join the aforementioned unhappy people.

 

[AnOminous]

If Chris marries flutter and stays in Finland(to outsmart the trolls)how do you think Chris' normal antics will be tolerated by the locals, will they just shrug off the weird American or will they at some point have it with his tard raging in their shopping malls and come at him with torches and pitchforks?

Pretty sure he'll sperg out at some point and the easiest thing will just be to deport him.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

If Chris marries flutter and stays in Finland(to outsmart the trolls)how do you think Chris' normal antics will be tolerated by the locals, will they just shrug off the weird American or will they at some point have it with his tard raging in their shopping malls and come at him with torches and pitchforks?

Aren't European trolls completely off the rails? I was reading about that Drachenlord guy and how large groups of people would make pilgrimages to his shithole house, and otherwise fuck with them. I would think Chris would definitely attract that kind of attention.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris isn't all that into Legos nowadays

Litteraly the first thing he bought with barbs stolen money before his arrest was one of the 10 to 15 dollar lego sets and he has supposedly rebuilt the lego high school while selling any parts too damaged to reuse.

Once a lego autist, always a lego autist.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Yeah, but Chris is Chris so I am sure he would find some way to be unhappy and ruin it for himself and the locals.

Finland WAS the happiest country in the world but Chris will ruin it

(yes this is a joke)

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Litteraly the first thing he bought with barbs stolen money before his arrest was one of the 10 to 15 dollar lego sets and he has supposedly rebuilt the lego high school while selling any parts too damaged to reuse.

Once a lego autist, always a lego autist.

I meant now. He has only liked a couple of Lego tweets and only bought one or two sets. Compared to how many Transforners he bought, that's little.