Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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i'm not saying the player isn't a prick too, but clearly kieran is an asshole during his arc, and his lesson is that he needs to understand that sometimes, pokemon choose other people. he refused to accept that, and it's why he was so angry that the player caught ogerpon. terapagos was, as close as they can possibly show, abused by kieran when it was forced to terastalize into its super form, and even that pissed it off. he was willing to harm pokemon to get back at you, and that's a big no-no in this universe.
I don't disagree he's a dick but to be honest I still didn't mind his story. The rivals were pretty terrible between the 3DS and SV imo. I do like Lillie but she's not really a rival, more of a companion.

I suppose technically Keiran is more of a companion too. You're his rival, but I don't think it's the same in reverse.
 
Blastoise seemed pretty cool? Speaking of, these megas didn't get posted yet did they?
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Not that fussed on a lot of them but Venusaur looks pretty cool. I hate how small the tree on his back looks in 3D
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I guess it's not that different but it just doesn't look anywhere near as cool. Then again, Ken Sugomori art for the pokemon is objectively the best (...sans some TCG designs...)
Jesus, we were ROBBED so fucking hard.
 
I think we're all missing the real question here about Poképhilia:
Ik it's supposed to be a joke.

But according to some guy in Coumarine City and Hearthome City Pokémon don't lay eggs.
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But according to some guy in Coumarine City and Hearthome City Pokémon don't lay eggs.
...isn't an egg basically a cradle too though lol? The comparison is a bit stretched but Pokemon do hatch from them so they can't leave at will, and there must be some sort of embriyotic fluid in there, at the very least for the fish and such.
 
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...isn't an egg basically a cradle too though lol? The comparison is a bit stretched but Pokemon do hatch from them so they can't leave at will, and there must be some sort of embriyotic fluid in there, at the very least for the fish and such.
I just find the idea funny that Pokémon give normal birth and then shove their children into a craddle. And that for thousand of years without any human ever witnessing it.
 
I just find the idea funny that Pokémon give normal birth and then shove their children into a craddle. And that for thousand of years without any human ever witnessing it.
Well that guy seems to have seen it lol

Also, it kinda adds a new level to Chancey cannibalism/child murder

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One Pokemon introduced before Pokemon eggs were ever concieved fuck the system up so much, lol. There's even the daycare in gen one below cerulean. Maybe they're just prudes in Kanto though because they only take one pokemon at a time.
 
>want to play emerald enhanced
>go to the pokecommunity thread
>try to download the patch
>404 message, it's in a dead google drive
>look for docs
>"it's all in our discord channel sweaty : )"

fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou

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I'm putting a bounty out. I will buy T&H for the first person with a Discord account who can go in there, rip out all the documentation and a working version of the latest patch, and send it to me. I will make a separate thread for the hack/documentation after, so nobody ever has to go to a fucking Discord server to get information that should already be public. If they're Google Docs/Sheets, save them as .docx/.xlsx documents. If you already have T&H, you can nominate someone else in your stead. Any other questions, PM me.
 
Blastoise seemed pretty cool? Speaking of, these megas didn't get posted yet did they?
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Not that fussed on a lot of them but Venusaur looks pretty cool. I hate how small the tree on his back looks in 3D
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I guess it's not that different but it just doesn't look anywhere near as cool. Then again, Ken Sugomori art for the pokemon is objectively the best (...sans some TCG designs...)
I hate repeating the WE WERE ROBBED thing, buuuut... I think they had a lot of Monster Hunter influence, since Monster Hunter had some big 3DS games.
Charizard looks like Dire Miralis, and the wings remind me of Barroth.
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And the chameleon guy reminds me of Chameleos...
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we were robbed...
 

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Well that guy seems to have seen it lol

Also, it kinda adds a new level to Chancey cannibalism/child murder

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One Pokemon introduced before Pokemon eggs were ever concieved fuck the system up so much, lol. There's even the daycare in gen one below cerulean. Maybe they're just prudes in Kanto though because they only take one pokemon at a time.
Chancy is just a fat Platypus Chicken stand in.
 
>want to play emerald enhanced
>go to the pokecommunity thread
>try to download the patch
>404 message, it's in a dead google drive
>look for docs
>"it's all in our discord channel sweaty : )"

fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou

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I'm putting a bounty out. I will buy T&H for the first person with a Discord account who can go in there, rip out all the documentation and a working version of the latest patch, and send it to me. I will make a separate thread for the hack/documentation after, so nobody ever has to go to a fucking Discord server to get information that should already be public. If they're Google Docs/Sheets, save them as .docx/.xlsx documents. If you already have T&H, you can nominate someone else in your stead. Any other questions, PM me.
Edit: I'll take T&H I guess, not sure if T&H is a one-time purchase or a monthly subscription, but here's all the stuff anyway:
https://drive.google.com/drive/u/3/folders/1Stu5ahoJZtYT2pX9cxx9Vwz6K2pulryx

Let me know if there's anything missing. I didn't format the docs well, I just copied text directly from discord messages so there's a lot of Discord markdown left in. Only thing I downloaded into that folder is the xdelta file used for the patching process. Installation instructions doc has everything I could find for how to patch a ROM.

There was also a channel called useful-info that I copied all the text from into its own document. The only two channels with anything remotely useful for the game were how-to-play and useful-info and I grabbed all the text from both.

edit: i slapped in an emerald rom into the folder, not sure if it's 1.0 though like the installation guide specifies. apparently there's a copy of the rom on https://ia903003.us.archive.org/view_archive.php?archive=/34/items/GoodGBA/GoodGBA Pack 6.zip but archive.org is still read-only and you can't access the downloads right now
 
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did you not remember how pissed off he was after you captured ogerpon? he's also one of the best trainers in blueberry, because he's pissed at you.
Yeah. You forced him to stand up for himself by being an absolute dick to him. You were basically Paul/Gary. It was an interesting plot choice.
i'm not saying the player isn't a prick too, but clearly kieran is an asshole during his arc,
Of course he is. Kieren’s the only person that believed or cared for Orgepon, to the point he is the reason Orgepon is accepted, and Orgepon goes with a random lying stranger thst everyone admits is a lying arsehole.

You’d be a bit mad in that situation.
he was willing to harm pokemon to get back at you, and that's a big no-no in this universe.
No. He wasn’t. He was willing to push his Pokemon hard to try and win and only did so when an authority figure ordered him to anyways. The franchise routinely shows that doing that is ok…if you are the good guy. Kieran wasn’t so does not get protag priverliges.

And of course he takes time off school afterwards.

His sister is a lying arsehole and has been for years. You are a lying arsehole. The Pokemon that he got acceptance for sides with you. Then you humiliate in front of the entire school.

Oh he was being mean to people? Thst’s what you get if you have a pushy sister and the only thing he’s shown that got results was being an arsehole, both inside school and out. Again, the player got rewarded for being an arsehole.

Turtle breaks out after the ball breaks? It is still his technically. But you buck break him so hard he lets you have it.

Kieran has no friends that actually like him, otherwise they would have told his sister to knock it off. His family doesn’t like him, otherwise they would have explained the backstory years ago and told sister to knock it off.

Honestly, Kieran would be better off if he just killed his sister at this point. At this rate she might literally cuck him in later life
 
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Orgepon goes with a random lying stranger thst everyone admits is a lying arsehole.
I agree with most of it and the player is an arse to Keiran, but that's a bit much isn't it, unless I'm forgetting something? You mean when you're asked not to tell him? You've known him like 24 hours, can see he's overly emotional and attached, and one of the only adults he respects asks you not to. We don't even really get a chance to tell him anyway because he over hears and runs off. The next time we see him, he already knows, right?
 
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You're missing the entirety of their docs folder, which is found here. Attached is both the xdelta + docs. As for the Emerald ROM, it matches the No-Intro copy, which is what their MD5 references. Should be fine.


Exactly, why would a group of people who can't swim want MORE water?
Huh, I don't know how I missed their docs folder. I didn't see a link to it on the discord. Thanks though!
 
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