Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[King Kiwi]

Maybe. Or she’s someone who works remotely. Could also be someone who’s on a government benefit and de facto retires because of some disability and or illness. Some savings, Chris also pitches in.

If she is wealthy then she needs to hire a stylist, because her clothes looks like an average office employee.

Its 1988. Moptops with bangs are always in.

 

[Ladidadidadideioo]

Has anyone looked into her parents? Ikävalko is a very uncommon surname, and searching around with it led me to a very obviously autistic mother posting about MLP. She doesn't mention her kids' names so I can't verify it's really Flutter's mother but she posted a picture of her kid in 2009 which looks a lot like Flutter.

Of course it's difficult to know from such an old picture, but there are not many Ikävalkos left to analyse. I feel like this could be a possible match.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Has anyone looked into her parents? Ikävalko is a very uncommon surname, and searching around with it led me to a very obviously autistic mother posting about MLP. She doesn't mention her kids' names so I can't verify it's really Flutter's mother but she posted a picture of her kid in 2009 which looks a lot like Flutter.

Of course it's difficult to know from such an old picture, but there are not many Ikävalkos left to analyse. I feel like this could be a possible match.

Maybe?
Again, due to all of the evidence for her age, I am still standing by my idea that she would be passing her finals around that time. If you manage to find more relating to this "Flutter" which confirms it's the same person, I'll change my mind.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Has anyone looked into her parents? Ikävalko is a very uncommon surname, and searching around with it led me to a very obviously autistic mother posting about MLP. She doesn't mention her kids' names so I can't verify it's really Flutter's mother but she posted a picture of her kid in 2009 which looks a lot like Flutter.

Of course it's difficult to know from such an old picture, but there are not many Ikävalkos left to analyse. I feel like this could be a possible match.

Flutter appears to be around 30ish, so the age wouldn't match up at all unless it's an old picture of her autistic daughter from when she was a young child

 

[Xev]

Flutter appears to be around 30ish, so the age wouldn't match up at all unless it's an old picture of her autistic daughter from when she was a young child

Maybe Flutter could be related to this woman in some other way? The autism stuff and mlp stuff really sound like Egg's wheelhouse.

 

[King Kiwi]

Has anyone looked into her parents? Ikävalko is a very uncommon surname, and searching around with it led me to a very obviously autistic mother posting about MLP. She doesn't mention her kids' names so I can't verify it's really Flutter's mother but she posted a picture of her kid in 2009 which looks a lot like Flutter.

Of course it's difficult to know from such an old picture, but there are not many Ikävalkos left to analyse. I feel like this could be a possible match.

...

This little girl looks about five or six. Which would mean she was born in 2003 or 2004 if this was taken in 2009.

If Flutter is in her early thirties, you're about 10 years off.

Blonde blue eyed kids look very similar.

Cute kids are a dime a dozen; they're designed to be cute so that you'll take care of them.

I very much doubt this is Flutter. Just some random Finnish kid.

 

[Roderick]

Spent the last couple hours in Blender using these 2 reference photos:
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and this tool from KeenTools to make a model of Flutter's face. It looks like shit, but it's essentially the best reference of her we can get at the moment. For the texture, I composited the first photo with a metahuman lookalike of Flutter I made a few months ago, since the first photo on its own wasn't usable (mostly due to the hand and shit-quality eyes). The hair is short to make things easier in Blender, but I tried to frame her face as closely to the photos we've seen as possible.
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Some angles in higher quality:
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I made my own efit of her 7 months ago, tried to post it on the Reddit but it got removed:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1bau4e2/did_everyone_forget_about_flutter/?rdt=39743

However, since it's now been confirmed that she has blue eyes, I've updated it accordingly.

Perhaps this is of any use to you, I don't know.

On a side note, her facial features do seem to match an Eastern Finnish/Baltic phenotype.

http://humanphenotypes.net/Savolaxid.html

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I made my own efit of her 7 months ago, tried to post it on the Reddit but it got removed:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1bau4e2/did_everyone_forget_about_flutter/?rdt=39743

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However, since it's now been confirmed that she has blue eyes, I've updated it accordingly.
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Perhaps this is of any use to you, I don't know.

On a side note, her facial features do seem to match an Eastern Finnish/Baltic phenotype.

http://humanphenotypes.net/Savolaxid.html

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Indeed.
Ever since we learned of that skin of hers and the blue eyes thing was confirmed, I was certain she was Finnish.

 

[Xev]

Jeezus, are we sure Chris didn't use voodoo to animate a cabbage patch doll?

 

[Roderick]

Jeezus, are we sure Chris didn't use voodoo to animate a cabbage patch doll?

There's many more where she came from. But maybe he did employ some form of the dark arts to energetically gravitate one towards him from inside jail.

 

[Roderick]

Indeed.
Ever since we learned of that skin of hers and the blue eyes thing was confirmed, I was certain she was Finnish.

I have never seen this photo before, but it would have done it for me. Clearly a foreign fan. I no longer believe she was sent by Praetor. At most they could have started collaborating after contacting him independently.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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I have never seen this photo before, but it would have done it for me. Clearly a foreign fan. I no longer believe she was sent by Praetor. At most they could have started collaborating after contacting him independently.

The "oh shit" look in her eyes that she's been photographed is pretty hilarious

 

[Roderick]

The "oh shit" look in her eyes that she's been photographed is pretty hilarious

Look of realizing the ride never ends, no matter how far you go.

 

[Guntkvd]

Can I get a quick rundown, why would she willingly hang out with Chris?

 

[Baguette Child]

Can I get a quick rundown, why would she willingly hang out with Chris?

That's the big question of the thread, honestly none of us know for sure.

With the revelation that Chris actually went to fucking Finland I'm leaning towards her being a True And Honest fan that's flying out so he can give her the bent duck every so often. But we still can't rule out Praetor gayness or some other bizzare angle. After all it's Chris. Weird shit is gonna happen.

 

[Pink-Over-Nail]

Can I get a quick rundown, why would she willingly hang out with Chris?

Maybe there's something she likes about Chris? His personality, his notoriety? Only she knows. She first came into contact with him when he was in prison, where letters were sent to him by post.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Can I get a quick rundown, why would she willingly hang out with Chris?

All I know is that she and him are in a relationship that has lasted two years thus far. First was fully remote, with them meeting IRL last September, this year had them both go to Finland. Twice. I have no idea about the motives, but if Fiona told us anything, it's that people can be attracted to Chris for a variety of reasons.

 

[King Kiwi]

All I know is that she and him are in a relationship that has lasted two years thus far. First was fully remote, with them meeting IRL last September, this year had them both go to Finland. Twice. I have no idea about the motives, but if Fiona told us anything, it's that people can be attracted to Chris for a variety of reasons.

Disgusting.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

All I know is that she and him are in a relationship that has lasted two years thus far. First was fully remote, with them meeting IRL last September, this year had them both go to Finland. Twice. I have no idea about the motives, but if Fiona told us anything, it's that people can be attracted to Chris for a variety of reasons.

I'm still on the fence about them genuinely being in a relationship - Chris has vastly overstated stuff like this before BUT if she is in a relationship with him that goes beyond being friends I can see this as being some variation of "He's a bad boy but cute so I can save him" trope - like the girl who falls for the local dickhead who's best days where school and now spends his time drinking an getting into trouble and she's in a much better place and 2 kids an 4 years down the road an many black eyes she still "loves him" etc this is just some bizarre variation of that.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Can I get a quick rundown, why would she willingly hang out with Chris?

Severe autism