🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.2%
  • lol no

    Votes: 336 92.8%

  • Total voters
    362
Ok but the football team Harry likes lost a few weeks ago and the team Ralph decided to like once they got really good did not. So Ralph still wins.

Yeah, but Ralph’s child wears bills clothing with the family on game day.

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Piggertits bullying a random fat Canadian in late 2018 brought the end of his career some years later.

Regardless of your opinion on Ashton, he won in the end. He’s richer, fatter, and more successful than the rapidly aging Guntertits. Piggy’s liver is already starting to fail on him, and he remains alone in Mexico, seeking to downgrade to Tijuana because he can’t afford anything.

Remember when piggy feasted and Ashton was poor? My have the times have changed.
Ethan Ralph is like the Dorian Grey painting of Ashton. As the rage pig ages at lightening speed, becoming more grizzled, grey, bald, and turkey-necked, his bones begin to shatter and grind to dust. Meanwhile, Ashton remains plump and smoothly baby-faced.
 
Yeah to watch a bunch of losers lose. Ralph got to watch a BIG TIME victory on his computer at home!*

*rented hovel in a country he ran away to
*3rd world country rented hovel that has packs of feral dogs wondering around and cartel members and is completely safe due to the imperialist lies of organized crime being just lies.
 
Piggertits squeals.
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Nasty Popeyes slop that Ragepig has with a nobody on the Killstream.
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Ralph claims a janny is the person behind the muting of an ayylawg on chat.
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Piggertits learns that Pedo Vito’s cat went missing.
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:diddler: YEW ARR EH WAHL-KNAWN ZEEOHHNEEST BISH WHAAAAAAT!?
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Same pig that’s also a politisperg that lives in Merida inside of his shack and gets power outages.
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:diddler: AH BELIEB EEN MAGA LAWD!!!!
 
Same pig that’s also a politisperg that lives in Merida inside of his shack and gets power outages.
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:diddler: AH BELIEB EEN MAGA LAWD!!!!
Ralph's interest in US politics, now that he has all but confirmed he is hiding in Mexico to avoid debt enforcement and therefore won't be returning, is all the more confusing.

It's got nothing to do with him anymore, he can't vote and won't be living in the US.
 
Same pig that’s also a politisperg that lives in Merida inside of his shack and gets power outages.
Why is this dysgenic piggy with quadruple titties babbling about American politics? You don't live in America, piggy, you absconded from the country your daddy gave you! Moreover, you're a fat piggy felon with a bifurcated gunt, you cannot vote! Additionally, when you were able to vote, you voted for Barack Hussein Obama TWICE. TWICE. You prided yourself as a "yellow hog democrat", piggy.
You're no better than Hassanabi.
 
Ralph voted for Obama so hard that he became a convicted felon so he could never ever vote for Trump.
iirc that got overturned by some Democrat Virginian governor who let felons vote. Unsure how that applies to mail in ballots from Americans living in the third world.
 
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