Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Rupin]

Can I get a quick rundown, why would she willingly hang out with Chris?

she has to be in love with him. Why? I don’t know. Maybe its cuz she felt sorry for him and how his life turned out and it reflected her own experiences. That and they both have a lot of common interets.

 

[King Kiwi]

she has to be in love with him. Why? I don’t know. Maybe its cuz she felt sorry for him and how his life turned out and it reflected her own experiences. That and they both have a lot of common interets.

Sex, money or she's just some sicko who likes messing with us.

She's not bragging about it as far as we know and I hardly think it's companionship.

 

[185405]

Sex, money or she's just some sicko who likes messing with us.

She's not bragging about it as far as we know and I hardly think it's companionship.

Who's "us"?

How is she messing with the farms?

If OPL found love then good for him, whatever happens I shall wait patiently because Chris chan always delivers the funny stuff eventually.

 

[Vibralldo]

she has to be in love with him. Why? I don’t know. Maybe its cuz she felt sorry for him and how his life turned out and it reflected her own experiences. That and they both have a lot of common interets.

Maybe she's just another one of those girls that have a fetish for gross men

Fiona exists so it's possible there's more than 1

 

[Kiwisee]

she has to be in love with him. Why? I don’t know. Maybe its cuz she felt sorry for him and how his life turned out and it reflected her own experiences. That and they both have a lot of common interets.

I think it’s entirely possible she has deep seated self hatred and feels that she is the only one who can lead him down a better path in life. Because by helping him, she can feel just a little better about herself.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I think it’s entirely possible she has deep seated self hatred and feels that she is the only one who can lead him down a better path in life. Because by helping him, she can feel just a little better about herself.

I mean if that was the case, she's spending an awful amount of money on this, not to mention the fact that she could be altruistic in her home country with people there that could use the help.

That's why I think, if she's genuine, it's more about landing some famous person rather than ol' Flutter just doing something out of the goodness of her heart.

 

[JunkMan.exe]

I mean if that was the case, she's spending an awful amount of money on this, not to mention the fact that she could altruistic in her home country with people there that could use the help.

That's why I think, if she's genuine, it's more about landing some famous person rather than ol' Flutter just doing something out of the goodness of her heart.

She wants the Autistic female bent cock

 

[Lou Sassle]

Alright so what if flutter is the Finnish Chris. She could be some mega sperg obsessed with her own oc sonic pokemon hybrid and have fucked her own dad.

She could be sperging online on her own Finnish site fighting the trolls in her own language about the merge being closer since she's found her other half.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Alright so what if flutter is the Finnish Chris. She could be some mega sperg obsessed with her own oc sonic pokemon hybrid and have fucked her own dad.

She could be sperging online on her own Finnish site fighting the trolls in her own language about the merge being closer since she's found her other half.

I think one or more of our resident Finns would notice if that were the case.

 

[King Kiwi]

How is she messing with the farms?

Indirectly, of course.

 

[Oddity]

Can I get a quick rundown, why would she willingly hang out with Chris?

My theory is that she's equally or more fucked up than Chris. She could've also partaken in incest/rape and found Chris to be a like-minded individual @ good partner for her. Maybe she feels empathy for Chris assuming she's autistic too.

 

[Rupin]

She wants the Autistic female bent cock

i think she got a hold of that long ago…

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

My theory is that she's equally or more fucked up than Chris. She could've also partaken in incest/rape and found Chris to be a like-minded individual @ good partner for her. Maybe she feels empathy for Chris assuming she's autistic too.

My guess is that she's legitimately autistic and fucked in the head as well.

 

[Bothriolepis]

My theory is that she's equally or more fucked up than Chris. She could've also partaken in incest/rape and found Chris to be a like-minded individual @ good partner for her. Maybe she feels empathy for Chris assuming she's autistic too.

I feel like this is the most likely explanation, honestly. There are plenty of people in the world who share traits in common with Chris-chan, but who have just enough self-awareness to manage their Internet footprint and avoid drawing outside attention to themselves. There have already been two people, Fiona and Sockness, who felt like they'd found a sort of kindred spirit in Chris right up until the incest charges. It's not at all surprising that there would be a third person who read about Chris' antics and decided that the incest wasn't a deal breaker.

 

[NeekeriUkko22]

Alright so what if flutter is the Finnish Chris.

We have our own "Finnish Chris" already, and it ain't Flutter. Nobody seems to know her in Finland. I'd suggest to look into Finnish brony communities and such, maybe looking into those would yield results.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

she has to be in love with him. Why? I don’t know. Maybe its cuz she felt sorry for him and how his life turned out and it reflected her own experiences. That and they both have a lot of common interets.

If that’s true why is Chris renting an air bnb and not staying with her? Particularly if they intend on getting married.

The whole situation is bizarre and I've stopped trying to make sense of it.

 

[King Kiwi]

My guess is that she's legitimately autistic and fucked in the head as well.

Possibly, but I think she's pretty intelligent. Crafty, sneaky. Weasel-like. Idk how to describe it. She's like a clever little ferret, popping up here and there.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

If that’s true why is Chris renting an air bnb and not staying with her? Particularly if they intend on getting married.

The whole situation is bizarre and I've stopped trying to make sense of it.

She lives in South Ostrobothnia.
The whole region has 5 times less people than Helsinki alone.
Besides, Chris was spotted a total three times across two different malls. This is the only form of entertainment he has nowadays.

 

[Xev]

If that’s true why is Chris renting an air bnb and not staying with her? Particularly if they intend on getting married.

The whole situation is bizarre and I've stopped trying to make sense of it.

She has to be aware of how weird and parasocial his 'fanbase' is. She probably doesn't want some troll stalking her to her actual house. She's already gone full cryptid to ensure there is no good photo of her face.

 

[Rupin]

If that’s true why is Chris renting an air bnb and not staying with her? Particularly if they intend on getting married.

The whole situation is bizarre and I've stopped trying to make sense of it.

im not too updated on Chris’s life right now. Where did you get that he was renting an airbnb? Also, she could just like her own space. Which is totally understandable especially considering that Chris is a slob.