Orbiter MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO Derich Ip / Koom and the Gang - [NSFW] Cum meet a retarded Asian, his any% speedrun to prison, and the retarded whores they meet along the way

[Self Felted Felt]

Anyone know if any suspicious Derich-like sock accounts have popped up in DSP's chat? Being reminded that he logs into alts on Twitter and asks people to unblock him all day has me thinking he'd try to come back to Phil's chat at some point... granted maybe he doesn't care about DSP anymore and is fine harassing porn stars

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Anyone know if any suspicious Derich-like sock accounts have popped up in DSP's chat? Being reminded that he logs into alts on Twitter and asks people to unblock him all day has me thinking he'd try to come back to Phil's chat at some point... granted maybe he doesn't care about DSP anymore and is fine harassing porn stars

there been a lot of "troll" accounts with his name on it. however, I've seen some accounts that uses derich's speech pattern. it could be some other sperg, but I don't know.

 

[Derich Angel Voice]

Boy needs his father

 

[Exit fullscreen button]

Boy needs his father

Derish IS Asian. That is all.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Anyone know if any suspicious Derich-like sock accounts have popped up in DSP's chat? Being reminded that he logs into alts on Twitter and asks people to unblock him all day has me thinking he'd try to come back to Phil's chat at some point... granted maybe he doesn't care about DSP anymore and is fine harassing porn stars

Has Derich commented on Phil dumping him?

 

[Dave's Mailman]

It's not illegal to post or view videos of children. There is no concrete evidence that Derich has actually broken any law. As far as we know, Derich is what pedophiles call a NOMAP, non-offending minor attracted person. A pedophile who hasn't actually assaulted a child or gotten involved in child pornography. They're pedos who watch children and get off to them but don't cross the legal line.

Being a pedophile doesn't always mean you are a criminal. There's no law saying you can't jerk it to Sesame Street or Dora the Explorer. It's morally reprehensible but not illegal.

A picture is worth a 1000 words, and in this case they're all swearwords.

 

[We Are The Witches]

I saw someone suggesting that a user named "Sarah Barclay" is a Derich sock, because DSP supposedly adressed them as such, but I just want to question it, and while I'm at it, share some speculative things based on what I noticed some years before.

Might as well do it now, this is the crazy Vortex of sock accounts and professional LARPers.

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Right off the bat, I downloaded the chat for the Tolomeo livestream, and while I don't know if this is the same Sarah as the one posted in the general-thread by the other Kiwifarmer, the account has the same name, capitalization, and PFP. These are the logs for that stream:

[UC9sYz3SwRbv1avBLRzpaeXQ]-[Sarah Barclay]: He's just a regular guy
[UC9sYz3SwRbv1avBLRzpaeXQ]-[Sarah Barclay]: @Blastoise91 Heyyyy :heart_suit::heart_suit::heart_suit::heart_suit:
[UC9sYz3SwRbv1avBLRzpaeXQ]-[Sarah Barclay]: @dspgaming Just use zoom, Skype or Microsoft Teams? It would look so much better!
[UC9sYz3SwRbv1avBLRzpaeXQ]-[Sarah Barclay]: @Blastoise91
[UC9sYz3SwRbv1avBLRzpaeXQ]-[Sarah Barclay]: @dspgaming I'm nervous you playing a jrpg during a slow period and it has to be dropped:face-purple-crying::_dspThinIce:
[UC9sYz3SwRbv1avBLRzpaeXQ]-[Sarah Barclay]: Damn this guy has charisma
[UC9sYz3SwRbv1avBLRzpaeXQ]-[Sarah Barclay]: A sigma Male
[UC9sYz3SwRbv1avBLRzpaeXQ]-[Sarah Barclay]: This guys is 100% a troll and detractor
[UC9sYz3SwRbv1avBLRzpaeXQ]-[Sarah Barclay]: @dspgaming You almost got cancelled for having Derich as a fan, you're not allowed to have weird fans like anyone else
[UC9sYz3SwRbv1avBLRzpaeXQ]-[Sarah Barclay]: Oh god what have I started with my question!?:face-purple-crying::face-purple-crying::face-purple-crying:
[UC9sYz3SwRbv1avBLRzpaeXQ]-[Sarah Barclay]: This guy is going to milk the detractors for every penny, he's just been reading detractor memes to attack dsp with :loudly_crying_face:
[UC9sYz3SwRbv1avBLRzpaeXQ]-[Sarah Barclay]: @dspgaming Why don't you research all of these guys mistakes and grill him on them?
[UC9sYz3SwRbv1avBLRzpaeXQ]-[Sarah Barclay]: Out of interest how did dsp banning Derich protect the community?He can just make another account and come right back in?
[UC9sYz3SwRbv1avBLRzpaeXQ]-[Sarah Barclay]: @dspgaming Don't u get tired of the fake moralising about ur mistakes from Tolo? You're a terrible person for roasting someone with blue hair, but the detractors who stalk & harass your family are ok
[UC9sYz3SwRbv1avBLRzpaeXQ]-[Sarah Barclay]: @dspgaming The interview was good, but stand up for yourself a little more. You're not a villain or a bad person
[UC9sYz3SwRbv1avBLRzpaeXQ]-[Sarah Barclay]: @dspgaming This interview was a thousand times better than the Joon The king documentary.
[UC9sYz3SwRbv1avBLRzpaeXQ]-[Sarah Barclay]: Joon the king interview *

I highly doubt Derich is willing to type like this, and they even reference him as potentially creating a sock to get back on the streams.

So if that Sarah is the same as the one the other Kiwifarmer posted, I highly doubt it's Derich. Which shows that DSP's "mistakes" (unwillingly or not) are not to be taken seriously, because his brain must resemble a dried peach.

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Having said all of this I can now enter in wild speculative territory, which you should take with a massive grain of salt, but it's fun nonetheless.

So years ago, there was a Twitch user & DSP chat regular that would always name herself/themselves as a name starting with "S", followed by a second name starting with "B". I believe they created multiple accounts throughout the years, or used to change their moniker, but always as "S____B____", with capitalization or separation (by a space or underscore) being mostly irrelevant.

Out of these, the following are worth of highlighting:
- samantha_birmingham
- siara_bahiana
- sinae_baker
- sinae_bolton
- Saran_Barker

There were more names, but these are just examples. So it's possible that they're the same user because I know from years ago that either Samantha or Siara used to do this peculiar namechange once in a while.

So when I saw that Sarah Barclay, it reminded me of all of this.

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In any case, you can see a fascination with lesbianism with several of these accounts:

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There you have it, these may not have anything to do with the Sarah Barclay on YouTube, but as always, don't take it too seriously and have fun with healthy speculation.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Pretending to be a woman whilst banned from Phil's chat could push Derich over the edge of being a sex weirdo

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I don't think Sarah Barclay is Derich. I did a pigpiggo search and the name goes back to 2021.

Doubt Derich played the long game with a 3 year old account incase he got banned. Seems more like a pornsick tranny faggot. You can see that more with some of the usual leftist tranny complaining they've been sending to Phil lately. Plus Sarah donates, Derich never did.


Bonus Clip:

 

[snort inquisition]

derich doesn't have the capacity to write messages like sarah i'm assuming sarah is probably just another oic sock

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Boy needs his father

What do you mean? DSP is his father!

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

derich doesn't have the capacity to write messages like sarah i'm assuming sarah is probably just another oic sock

This

 

[UsedUp]

 

[Hectic Heckler]

derichs-future.mp4

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

I saw someone suggesting that a user named "Sarah Barclay" is a Derich sock, because DSP supposedly adressed them as such, but I just want to question it, and while I'm at it, share some speculative things based on what I noticed some years before.

I remember that stream. He said Sarah in such a weird way that it actually sounded like Derich when I first heard it. I went back and listened to it and heard Sarah the second time. The usual dents insisted it had to be Derich.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I remember that stream. He said Sarah in such a weird way that it actually sounded like Derich when I first heard it. I went back and listened to it and heard Sarah the second time. The usual dents insisted it had to be Derich.

I only have the faintest of knowledge of Sarah, but she was in the infamous PC setup stream and sounded far too coherent with tech support help to be Derich. She was also passive aggressive towards Phil when he insisted that she was wrong for saying resetting his router would fix things, then two hours later, he reset the router and it fixed everything. Phil himself was also more aggressive towards her in a way he never was to Derich.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Sarah is too coherent. And complains too much. And tips. I think it is more likely Ryan.

 

[DegreeInFunnyBusiness]

So why did detractors try so hard to get Derich banned from DSP's chat? He was always a source of hilarious entertainment there, now he's off the radar and we're in the dark. Why did you retarded faggots push for this?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

So why did detractors try so hard to get Derich banned from DSP's chat? He was always a source of hilarious entertainment there, now he's off the radar and we're in the dark. Why did you retarded faggots push for this?

I didn't do anything. It was the bigger kids.

 

[Elbe]

So why did detractors try so hard to get Derich banned from DSP's chat? He was always a source of hilarious entertainment there, now he's off the radar and we're in the dark. Why did you retarded faggots push for this?