Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Melty Butter]

Or reality check by his parents that April is a net burden on finances and family morale?

I don't think that's it but a newly added comment from April on her IG post would support your theory:

Spoiler: For Broadway fans - the lyrics work

Once upon a time
Into the woods it's time to go
It may be all in vain I know
Into the woods but even so I have to take the journey
Into the woods the path is straight
I know it well, but who can tell?
Into the woods to lift the spell
Into the woods to visit mother
Into the woods to fetch the things
To make the potion
To go to the festival
Into the woods without regret
The choice is made, the task is set
Into the woods, but not forgetting why I'm on the journey
Into the woods to get my wish
I don't care how, the time is now
Into the woods to sell the cow
Into the woods to get the money
Into the woods to lift the spell
To make the potion
To go to the festival
Into the woods to grandmother's house
Into the woods to grandmother's house
The way is clear, the light is good
I have no fear, nor no one should
The woods are just trees
The trees are just wood
No need to be afraid there
There's something in the glade there
Into the woods without delay, but careful not to lose the way
Into the woods, who knows what may be lurking on the journey
Into the woods to get the thing, that makes it worth the journeying
Into the woods to see the King
To sell the cow
To make the potion
To see, to sell, to get, to bring, to make, to lift
To go to the festival
Into the woods
Into the woods
Into the woods then out of the woods
And home before dark!

For a brief moment, I thought this might be a sign he was taking a plea.

I think it'll be about faith. Call me a conspiracy theorist, but the fact that you reminded him of his 2024 New Year tweet, destroyed his Locals, and hammered him about God ITT seems like more than a coincidence. We'll never know if you are on his mind, but I wouldn't be surprised.

 

[Stiffy]

Nick most certainly reads every word about him in these threads. He probably doesn't like to be psycho analyzed online, but there are some distinct telltale patterns in his behavior that he can't just hide behind his mask.
As I commented awhile ago I think Nick falls on the vulnerable weakling side of NPD. He does have an inflated sense of self importance, and low empathy typical of a pathological narcissist, but he also has shown typical traits of a Borderline (BPD). Extreme impulsivity and reckless behavior (drugs, booze, swinging) According to Aaron frequent fits of angry rage, and also self harm (hitting himself in the head) Paranoia and disassociation from reality (muh government is after me! conspiracy!!) He married Kayla young, so he doesn't have a pervasive pattern of unstable relationships, but I think one he's definitely hiding is his extreme fear of abandonment. It would help explain why he is still with her after this dysfunctional shit show of public embarrassment. Also she's definitely a toxic codependent herself. It's called the co dependent narcissist trap. They're both probably trauma bonded to each other. Toxic attracts toxic, and their kids are going to have problems because of their selfish decisions.
Rolling for a Lyle and Erik Menendez ending to this eventually.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Rekieta thread is about hit 6666 pages

!

Finally, his satanic temple lawyer in the Montagraph lawsuit can make sacrifices!

For a brief moment, I thought this might be a sign he was taking a plea. Then I thought he would NEVER do that because it would be a 'restraint'. Then I thought Nick might think spin the story as 'Sometimes you just have wait to be FREE!'

I think he has some event he thinks will come off in his personal life to announce--even if not a plea deal. He only streams when he thinks he has something to dunk on his haters with, or a personal life update to set a narrative.

Regardless of what it is, we have Nick content on the horizon!

He fled to Ralph's tin shack and can live out his lolbert fantasies before getting whacked by the cartels.

Freedom from restraints

If by that you mean freedom from living on the planet, then yes (after he ODs on coke).

WHY DO I SEE THIS ALL THE TIME NOW?

Null mentioned something interesting, farmers are doing new research. They claim shitposting on the forums is the missing piece. A cope to surpass balldo'd genitals.

 

[200MB]

EDIT: To avoid double-posting:

"Guys it's time to talk about integrity."
>Immediately gets called out for not keeping his promises.
>Blames everything on the government.
Classic Nick.

Or is Integrity the name of a new gay bar he's been going to? lmao

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

After 6,664 pages, all I can say is let this be a lesson kids.

Never, ever touch, nor wear a Sonichu medallion.

There've been too many victims in its existence.

The only way that Nick can save himself now is to buy some Crayola Model Magic, fashion a tiny blue balldo, and glue it to the Sonichu Medallion. Otherwise he's toast. The Sonichu Medallion is a jealous mistress.

 

[Captain Manning]

Or is Integrity the name of a new gay bar he's been going to? lmao

Integrity: Fragrance for men.

That's actually a thing, BTW.

https://thecambridgeshop.com/products/fin-2302-mix?variant=45851883831591

Maybe Nick is their new spokesperson, and he'll talk about how it's really good at covering up the smell of alcohol, the stank of April's coochie, and other bad life decisions?

 

[thebigdream]

"Guys it's time to talk about integrity."
>Immediately gets called out for not keeping his promises.
>Blames everything on the government.
Classic Nick.

Or is Integrity the name of a new gay bar he's been going to? lmao

"Integrity" is the black tranny he's moved onto after April started fucking her tattooist instead

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Again, he's eventually gonna try and resolve that by going with "I had to plea, because muh gubament.'

Watch.

He's already outright said that innocent people take plea deals all the time because they can't afford either the time or money to fight. He's now going to play both sides of this: he'll fight with the argument that he can afford to to maintain his innocence and show how corrupt the state is with "I need to set a good example to my children and fight for truth, justice and the American way." Then he'll change it to "I couldn't let the state deprive my children of their childhood and their parents for any longer. I will suffer any injustice to protect my kids. It's time to move on so they can heal." In all cases it will be him being victimized by the state simply for wanting to lovingly parent his kids.

The only way that Nick can save himself now is to buy some Crayola Model Magic, fashion a tiny blue balldo, and glue it to the Sonichu Medallion. Otherwise he's toast. The Sonichu Medallion is a jealous mistress.

No, no, no.

He needs to get April and Kayla to get the medallion tattooed to their backs.

That way he can watch another man wear it and transfer the evil spell.

 

[Father Balldo]

Nicky going to finally break free from the shackles of Kiwis and Kandiyohi! Don't stop your Locals subscription just yet, Nick xisters!!!!

 

[Gorton Colu]

Nick most certainly reads every word about him in these threads. He probably doesn't like to be psycho analyzed online, but there are some distinct telltale patterns in his behavior that he can't just hide behind his mask.
As I commented awhile ago I think Nick falls on the vulnerable weakling side of NPD. He does have an inflated sense of self importance, and low empathy typical of a pathological narcissist, but he also has shown typical traits of a Borderline (BPD). Extreme impulsivity and reckless behavior (drugs, booze, swinging) According to Aaron frequent fits of angry rage, and also self harm (hitting himself in the head) Paranoia and disassociation from reality (muh government is after me! conspiracy!!) He married Kayla young, so he doesn't have a pervasive pattern of unstable relationships, but I think one he's definitely hiding is his extreme fear of abandonment. It would help explain why he is still with her after this dysfunctional shit show of public embarrassment. Also she's definitely a toxic codependent herself. It's called the co dependent narcissist trap. They're both probably trauma bonded to each other. Toxic attracts toxic, and their kids are going to have problems because of their selfish decisions.
Rolling for a Lyle and Erik Menendez ending to this eventually.

I believe he is what is called a compensatory narcissist.

 

[SaltyFanta]

As I commented awhile ago I think Nick falls on the vulnerable weakling side of NPD. He does have an inflated sense of self importance, and low empathy typical of a pathological narcissist, but he also has shown typical traits of a Borderline (BPD). Extreme impulsivity and reckless behavior (drugs, booze, swinging) According to Aaron frequent fits of angry rage, and also self harm (hitting himself in the head) Paranoia and disassociation from reality (muh government is after me! conspiracy!!)

When you put it like that, he kind of sounds like Cyraxx with a law degree.

 

[Pagan Min]

He probably doesn't like to be psycho analyzed online

Then there's a simple solution (that he'll never do) to this "problem" -- STOP BEING A FUCKIN' PSYCHO, NICK! That way, you won't be analyzed!

Unless he's wanting to be ANALyzed instead (which, of course, he is)...

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

You know at least Ralph can sometimes say “yes I know I’ve hurt the people I lub” even if he’s being a pity party disingenuous pig man when he does. Nick can’t even do that it always has to be someone else’s fault

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Not a single thing he said is true. It won't be soon. He's not coming anywhere, he has ED and has to use a balldo. He will tweet some trash and hang out in a pedo's chat long before he does anything on Locals. He will announce a date and then miss it and say he will miss it the day after. The man has no integrity even is asshole is blown the fuck out. He can't stop lying and he is gonna be found guilty of felonies. And the cast isn't just him as his house whore April posts more content than he does.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I'm still recovering from the brain rot induced after seeing his Locals chat initially after the arrest happened.

I will never, ever get over the person who tried to suggest, without a hint of irony, that the bag of 'cocaine' was actually Nick's narcolepsy medicine he'd crushed up and kept in a plastic bag.

 

[Path Wanderer]

Legend has it Nick is still not mad at Josh Moon (he just wants to improve his working relationship)

 

[Kosher Dill]

I demand a frankfurter hearing

From now on this is what I call Nick's sprees at Pure Pleasure.

 

[Poop Shoot]

April trying to baby trap a man who hates his kids is hilarious to me.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

@Melty Butter : We'll never know if you are on his mind, but I wouldn't be surprised.

What a horrifying thought!

At the risk of sounding like a record on repeat, I believe Nick has some issue with women--to the point that he is especially vicious and bothered by them. It might be a general misunderstanding of them or attitude that projects that is disturbing to them, but he seems to make a lot of female enemies and put more time into addressing them than the male ones. His interactions with ElissaClips, Cynthia, LegalBytes, Monica, ClaireBear, Pippa, myself, and others seemed a lot more targeted and ongoing when he knew he had a direct line to insult and provoke. He engaged regularly with them in back-and-forth spats, until they were no longer responding or they starved him of attention

I've speculated 'mummy issues' before, and I will put the theory out again. The alternative is that he either just has a very skewed view of women, or that all of them are just more sensitive to his barbs than the men he just called 'cucks'.

EDIT: Quote blocks breaking on mobile. Anyone else getting this issue?

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

To celebrate page #6666, I have an April update for you! She wants (you guessed it) even more tattoos!



Had a moment there when I saw the first image and thought maybe April was interested in getting a face tattoo. But unfortunately we are not so lucky: it’s a Valkyrie.

Hey, wait a second… Valkyrie… doesn’t that sound familiar?

They all had a special nickname, too. Aaron was The Pugilist (because he boxes & wont let anyone forget it) & April was Valkyrie (lord knows what crack they smoked for that to happen) & Nick was CHAOS (yes, seriously.) Kayla’s special qover girl name is still unknown, or Aaron wasn’t willing to say it, which is my read on the matter.

If the three wolf moon wasn’t a throuple reference, April’s upcoming ink certainly will be!