Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

Of course Bob makes the point badly, but there is a sort of way this works. He's basically talking about heuristic reasoning.

Like if you're playing a card game - say Magic. (hey we have 2 threads on the farms!) You obviously won't know for certain the cards that you are going to draw for the next several turns or the cards your opponent will (save for instances of stacking or peeking effects) so one might play where you have some long term goals (like kill your opponent), but will have spontaneous turns determined by what your drawing or the actions your opponent is taking.

Smart writers do this too. Where you don't have everything planned out in exact detail, but you know your destination, so when advancing the story, you might make spontaneous choices, but they are always keeping you heading in that direction and leave open the most routes to that direction. If you're really good at it, you'll convince people it was planned all along.

Again, Bob may intend this with Kevin Feige, but he is a right idiot trying to explain his ideas.
It's even dumber in this case because he's trying to compare two wildly different approaches to similar material and flubbing it horrendously.

For those that aren't aware, the clip he was reacting to (three months late for some reason) is from the latest season of The Boys, in which A-Train (one of the bad supes) rescues one of said Boys and drops him off at a hospital, only to be spotted briefly by a kid who gives him a look of awe at a simple heroic act. For a moment, he actually feels like the hero he's been pretending to be for years, forcing him to grapple with what he should be doing. It's part of a slow shift in his character that picked up more in the last season.

Bob's argument is that anyone who tries to satirize or deconstruct capeshit inevitably wants to prove that they can do it right, and rather than stick to making jokes, they instead pivot to a more serious story. As proof, he brings up the MCU and claims that it went from a somewhat humorous Iron Man to a super grounded and serious Captain America in the span of four movies.

This, of course, is retarded on multiple levels. To start off, Iron Man was not a satire or deconstruction of capeshit, it was literally just a fairly faithful movie adaptation of a comic book character. Just because Jon Favreau has a background in comedy doesn't mean he was setting out to do anything groundbreaking. You also have to consider that the immediate followup to Iron Man was The Incredible Hulk, so they were already producing movies more serious in tone. Flip flop back to a bit more lighthearted with Iron Man 2, then half-and-half with Thor. And this argument gets even dumber when you consider the very next movie after Cap was The Avengers, which created the snarktastic mold that every following MCU movie would use.

We can further torpedo his point by discussing perhaps the most famous deconstruction of capeshit of all, Watchmen. At no point did Alan Moore try to "make it right and do it for real again," and he'd probably have quite a few harsh words for Bobbo for implying it.

So I get where you're coming from, and that's probably how a lot of the MCU shit was planned out to begin with (broad strokes that get filled in with more detail later), but it's not really what Bob's talking about, and he's so fucking wrong in what he is talking about. The MCU was never a deconstruction, it hasn't gradually shifted from making fun of the source material to taking it very seriously (the opposite, if anything), and not all satirical works want to create a better version of what they're mocking.
 
20Oct#02
Another discourse on stupid. Skip if you want.
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"Most people will not help others" Bob, Narcissists (fully diagnosed NPD) are only between .5 and 5% of the population. Psychopathy (antisocial personality disorder) affects maybe as much as 3.6% of the population. That is in NO way "Most People". I don't care how bad your math is.
20Oct#08
Lizzo agrees that if Whorris wins, the whole country will be like Detroit. "Proud like Detroit. Resilient like Detroit."
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Bob is extremely ignorant of history. There was LITERALLY NOBODY THERE when the Dutch Boers colonized South Africa. The Zulus came in LATER. The Boers didn't steal diddly shit.
20Oct#23
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Well, how about the babies?
The Babies are to be sacrificed to Molech The Holy Sooperyah Fyootchah.
The NRA doesn't sell guns. The NRA advocates Gun Safety. The NRA isn't responsible for gang members shooting children, nor is it responsible for irresponsible gun owners storing their firearms where their kids could shoot themselves/each other.
20Oct#25
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It is you, fake chink, who is ignorant.
they're lopping titties off of 15 year olds IN CANADA. This is "trans surgery". These are CHILDREN. If a child wants to lop off titties, they can make adult decisions about lopping off titties when they're ADULTS.
Bob Chipman has no room to dismiss others' appearance when he looks like a thumb. And it's not stupid that makes you look horrid, it's anger, again as displayed by Bob Chipman.
it's not just anger, or stupid - it's lack of empathy. Bob's been literally spewing his lack of empathy for the MAGA CHUDs for years now.
Damned if this isn't even more fitting today.
Too bad C.S. Lewis was a filthy Believer ™️ and thus opinion immediately discarded by Bob.
As you yourself have pointed out on numerous occasions, geopolitics doesn't have to be a zero-sum game. Trump moved for diplomatic solutions with these countries with the hopes that pointless bloodshed could be avoided; it didn't always work out perfectly, and Trump wasn't afraid to walk away from the table if negotiations went south, but he had made progress on multiple fronts.
The "Peace-loving" Left: We need to engage in diplomacy instead of endless wars!
Drumpf: Engages with North Korea peacefully
The "Peace-loving" Left: NO NOT LIKE THAT!

So I get where you're coming from, and that's probably how a lot of the MCU shit was planned out to begin with (broad strokes that get filled in with more detail later), but it's not really what Bob's talking about, and he's so fucking wrong in what he is talking about. The MCU was never a deconstruction, it hasn't gradually shifted from making fun of the source material to taking it very seriously (the opposite, if anything), and not all satirical works want to create a better version of what they're mocking.
Deconstructionism and Blue Curtainisms go hand-in-hand, so it's no surprise that Bob's "Film Degree" probably relied on a LOT of "Deconstructionism" alongside Diviniation of the Blue Curtains.
 
20Oct#15
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America should be friends with Russia, especially since Ukraine will be back to Mother Russia very soon.
If you Ukraine can get NATO advisors, weapons and mercs why isnt NK allowed to join Russia in this war since they have made an alliance.
20Oct#17
Fatrick again. Pop culture reference as always.
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Ukraine isnt part of the EU and hasnt been approved since 2014, despite all the fake promises they were given, same with them being allowed into NATO.
20Oct#16
If you don't want to turn North Korean soldiers to goo (19Oct#17) and vaporize everything in Russia save the "Tetris Castle", you're just brainwashed by State Departments and TikTok. Evolve Properly to become an independent thinker like Bobby!
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Bob, from every Russian person. Take your Hitler looking ass, shove your face into a tub of water and dont move until the bubbles stop coming out. Also, you want imperiliasm, ask the capitalistic aholes that you vote for.
 
Post the first for Anno Domini 2024, October the 20th.

[2024.10.20-01] This is how Bobby would look like when he completes his Proper Evolution.
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"Stupid rots you from the inside out." Moviebob is a prime example of that statement.

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[2024.10.20-02] Another discourse on stupid. Skip if you want.
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Dear Mr. Chipman:
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And you wanna know what gets me laughing as I read this screed? "Reagan vs. Dukakis"! A Thinker™ and a Student of History™ like Moviebob should have known that Reagan ran two successful White House campaigns in 1980 and 1984 against Jimmy Carter and Walter Mondale, respecively. Mike Dukakis didn't enter any presidential race until 1988, when he was defeated by George Bush the Elder!



[2024.10.20-05] Young men vote Trump because Whorris is so mean!
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Again, the best, most recent example of natural selection at work in politics is a Planned Parenthood truck providing free vasectomies and hysterectomies at the 2024 Democratic National Convention.



>> Misogynistbob has entered the chat.
[2024.10.20-06] Women vote Whorris because Trump is so mean!
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[2024.10.20-08] Lizzo agrees that if Whorris wins, the whole country will be like Detroit. "Proud like Detroit. Resilient like Detroit."
Crime-infested like Detroit. Deteriorating from within like Detroit.



[2024.10.20-09]
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Dear immigrants who might see benefit from birthright citizenship: Moviebob is not your friend. Moviebob considers you as disposable as used toilet paper.

What seems to be the problem?
"I'm Donald Trump, and I approve this message."



[2024.10.20-10] Trump says [...] he would not listen to Biden...
Nor should anyone else.

...and that Whorris is even worse, dumber, than Biden.
Truth.



[2024.10.20-15]
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America should be friends with Russia, especially since Ukraine will be back to Mother Russia very soon.
I hope for Snell's sake that he comes to the realization that "I stand with Ukraine" and "Yes we Kam!" are are mutually exclusive ideologies.



[2024.10.20-18]
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Looks like the American media's finally holding Trump down to the same standard at which the media held Fuckwit in Chief Biden since 2020.



[2024.10.20-21]
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Moviebob prefers Moviebobism, which (in my opinion) is literally no different from Nazism.



[2024.10.20-22]
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Has Moviebob vistied any state that isn't deep, deep blue?

I shall respond further...
 
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Post the second for Anno Domini 2024, October the 20th.

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Well, how about the babies?
Roe wasn't the end of women dying from abortions. Roe was the beginning of children dying from abortions. You have to remember that, when successful, abortions have no less than a 50% mortality rate.

[2024.10.20-24]
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Also retweeted by Eugenicsbob... and provably false. Gun violence in 2023 ended 46,728 lives. Abortions ended the prospective lives of 1,026,690 children that same year. Therefore, a child's life is more likely to end on the business end of a scalpel than it is a bullet by a rate of nearly 22:1.



[2024.10.20-26]
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...the best, most recent example of natural selection at work in politics is a Planned Parenthood truck providing free vasectomies and hysterectomies at the 2024 Democratic National Convention.



[2024.10.20-28] Everyone is a critic; not everyone is Bob Chipman.
For which mankind can be thankfull. One Moviebob contaminating this brownish-blue marble is already one Moviebob too many.

So says Moviebob, a Roger Ebert wannabe with twice the girth, half the hair, and literally none of the wit or intelligence.
 
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Bob the coward always looks for any excuse to deny a debate. But it's hilarious that he thinks being on youtube is what's hurting his career, when being on there is the only reason anyone knows who he is. It's fucking twitter that's ruined his reputation. I have no idea why a 'properly evolved human being' would still be on there, but I guess I just don't have a high enough IQ to understand Bob.
Smart writers do this too. Where you don't have everything planned out in exact detail, but you know your destination, so when advancing the story, you might make spontaneous choices, but they are always keeping you heading in that direction and leave open the most routes to that direction. If you're really good at it, you'll convince people it was planned all along.

Again, Bob may intend this with Kevin Feige, but he is a right idiot trying to explain his ideas.
I think Breaking Bad works well as an example. The plan for season one got altered because of the writer's strike, and when they came back, the guy playing Tuco didn't want to do the full season, so they killed him off earlier and kept Jesse alive. They also lost access to the house they used for Jesse's home, so they wrote that into the show and he met Jane, who introduced him to heroin, and then she died. They couldn't get Bob Odenkirk for a scene, so they create Mike, who becomes a favorite. Better Call Saul is probably a better example since they had a set in stone conclusion, but they were still able to come up with new ideas to take up the middle.

Game of Thrones, on the other hand, is a bad way of doing this. The writers added depth to Shae, implying she had this mysterious past and that she really had loved Tyrion, rather than the book where she was just a whore and Tyrion tricked himself into believing she loved him. Her death scene is him realizing she never cared. In the show it makes no sense for her to be fucking Tywin. And the less said about Daenerys, the better.

Bob I believe is the type of writer who, like GRRM, starts at page one and just types with a vague idea, and then lets whatever comes out be the final draft without any rewrites. Yes I know Martin does revisions, but he admits to letting the story write itself. GRRM does that because he knows how to make a story after decades of experience. Bob does it because he's lazy. But when he hears that Kevin doesn't plan things out in advance, he feels validated for his shit approach.
 
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21Oct#01
Today's The Ultimate, Undisputed, Verified End of Trump.
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21Oct#02
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21Oct#03
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21Oct#04
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What Trump really said is that he will always accept the result of a fair election, yet pointed out that he was leading in all the swing states. You are invited to draw your own conclusion.

21Oct#05
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21Oct#06
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There are two good things about Bill Clinton: having a (D) next to his name, and keeping a reptilian monster more or less in check.

21Oct#07
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Bobby you don't need to tell me you yearn to drink from the wrinkled tits of Mommy Rodham.

21Oct#08
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Twitter essay on "Southern Strategy". After 8 posts he posts a picture that Trump takes with Atwater, QED.

21Oct#09
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21Oct#10
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Vance is young, handsome, principled, and a high achiever. What's not to like?

21Oct#11
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White men, do your job -- for the sake of the whole world.


21Oct#12
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America did not have that when they voted for Obama; America did not have that when they voted for Trump. It is only after 2020, when the Democrats so blatantly played foul to install a demented puppet in the White House, that people began to realize that they were not in fact living in a Democracy -- and who killed Democracy? The Democrats!

21Oct#13
Someone with a History degree says Whorris will win.
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Yes. There are only nine bullet points on the presentation. I don't know how among these nine, 8 are in favor of Whorris yet leaving 3 in favor of Trump. But of course Math is hard for a History major.

21Oct#14
Another NYT cockroach is mad that Whorris isn't slamming Trump to the ground, given that the Dems cares about racism, climate change, and are "not a threat to democracy", while Trump is "repelling potential converts". Archive of article. As for Bobby, he is worried that if the stupid subhumanoids win, pop culture will be desexualized again.
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21Oct#15
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What Cuban means is that if Whorris wins, America will become a paradise for illegals.

21Oct#16
Tampon Tim gets a new moniker: Elmer Fraud.
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21Oct#17
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21Oct#18
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Can anyone parse this for me?

21Oct#19
(((Bernard Sanders))) says jewdom has the right to "respond" to Oct 7 but not the right to go to war with the entire Palestinian people and destroy Gaza almost entirely
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21Oct#20
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21Oct#21
Bad things happened to bad people; good things happened to good people.
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21Oct#22a
Bad things happened a bad -- and dumb -- person. Bad person blames Trump.
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21Oct#22b
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21Oct#22c
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21Oct#23
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21Oct#24
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Try listening to real music and stop killing babies, then maybe men will stop hating you.

21Oct#25
Anne Hathaway tells people that "abortion can be another word for mercy", and that she has been a slut since before the age of 16.
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Said 16-year-old aborted the clump of cells, opened her thigh to some producers, and made her way to Hollywood.

21Oct#26
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So if some cumdumpster selfishly aborts her child (who might be someone who will one day solve climate crisis, or at least grow up to be an upstanding member of society) so she can get a movie role, is she bad?

21Oct#27
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21Oct#28
Another spastic whose name I don't care to know pretends to profess faith to Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ -- and then tells people that he was just fucking with them. "Can you imagine how much money I could have made if I threw away my atheism and started preaching?"
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21Oct#29
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21Oct#30
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50 minutes long, so no local archive.

21Oct#31
Slow news day in the world of capeshit.
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21Oct#32
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21Oct#33
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21Oct#34
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21Oct#35
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Don't ask me how it is funny: I don't waste time on cartoons.

21Oct#36
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21Oct#37
Game devs, you are the culture elites -- and culture elites don't care about such filthy thing as money. Numbers can't even make decisions for you.
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21Oct#38
A bunch of people comment on someone's speech in a game award. That spokesman claims video games are art yada yada, the commentators, obviously subhumanoids, think he is acting.
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21Oct#39
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DEI is racism; anti-DEI is antiracism.

21Oct#40
Bobby used to be a people-pleaser once. Can you believe that?
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Game devs, you are the culture elites -- and culture elites don't care about such filthy thing as money. Numbers can't even make decisions for you.
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Man I am so thankful that Robert chooses to live below his intellectual means and follow his passion for movie reviews and political pontificating on Twitter. Imagine a world where he applied his tremendous business accumin to running a business instead of giving us his rich cultural insights.
 
1st; 10th; 21st; 2,024th.

[2024.10.21-01] Today's The Ultimate, Undisputed, Verified End of Trump.
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And when Fuckwit in Chief Biden displays similar symptoms, the Lamestream Media's reaction is...



[2024.10.21-04]
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What Trump really said is that he will always accept the result of a fair election...
If Führer Hillary had actively contested the 2016, it would have been labelled as a "redressing of grievances" by Lefoitd idiots like Moviebob. When Trump did it four years ago, they labelled the exact same response as a "grave threat to Democracy™".

yet pointed out that he was leading in all the swing states. You are invited to draw your own conclusion.
Wisconsin. 43,000-0. That's when I drew my own conclusion.



[2024.10.21-07]
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Bobby you don't need to tell me you yearn to drink from the wrinkled tits of Mommy Rodham.
Given how frequently Marjorie Taylor-Green is referred to as Barney Rubble, it's obvious Misogynistbob has no self-awareness at all...



[2024.10.21-08]
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Twitter essay on "Southern Strategy". After 8 posts he posts a picture that Trump takes with Atwater, QED.
Leftist zombies: "Ignore those photos with Biden and Hillary parading around with former KKK Exalted Cyclops Robert Byrd..."



[2024.10.21-09]
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Moviebob talking about "mental fitness" makes even less sense than (_insert_active_porn_performer's_name_) talking about sexual abstenance.



[2024.10.21-10]
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Vance is young, handsome, principled, and a high achiever. What's not to like?
If Vance were running atop the Republicans' ticket, he'd more easily get my vote. Ditto Vivek Ramaswamay.

[2024.10.21-11]
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Retweeted by Racistbob.

White men, do your job -- for the sake of the whole world.
As a middle-aged white man, I plan to.

[2024.10.21-12]
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A Racistbob double feature!

America did not have that when they voted for Obama; America did not have that when they voted for Trump. It is only after 2020, when the Democrats so blatantly played foul to install a demented puppet in the White House, that people began to realize that they were not in fact living in a Democracy -- and who killed Democracy? The Democrats!
BINGO!



[2024.10.21-14] Another NYT cockroach is mad that Whorris isn't slamming Trump to the ground, given that the Dems cares [sic] about racism...
Despite actively promugating it...
...climate change...
Despite forcing this cultish ideology down America's throats...
...and are "not a threat to democracy"...
Despite not only having attempted to remove Trump's name from state ballots, but also elevating Commie Harris, whose name wasn't even on any ballots...
...while Trump is "repelling potential converts".
Trump's is not a man of high moral character, nor has he ever been. But he's certainly better suited for the office than that cackling skank...



[2024.10.21-15]
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The only reason said men will be getting more money under Commie Harris is because she'll seize the money from everyone else and give it to them.

What Cuban means is that if Whorris wins, America will become a paradise for illegals.
Exactly. E-X-actly.



[2024.10.21-16] Tampon Tim gets a new moniker: Elmer Fraud.
Dat's vewwy, vewwy accuwate. [Elmer Fudd laugh]



[2024.10.21-18]
"🥥🌴" cultist. Opinion automatically discarded.



[2024.10.21-20]
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Fart noises have more logic behind them than 99% of what comes out of Moviebob's "brain".

To be continued...
 
2nd; 10th; 21st; 2,024th.

[2024.10.21-22a]
[2024.10.21-22b]
[2024.10.21-22c]

Bad things happened a bad -- and dumb -- person.
I'm not going to include the corresponding images, but Positron summarizes the exchange perfectly.

Bad person blames Trump.
And the 63,000,000 worthless troglodytes who stole the fyuuchaa Moviebob EARNED.



[2024.10.21-23]
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[2024.10.21-24]
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The needle on my Bullshit-O-Meter hasn't just spun around twice, it's literally flown off!

Try listening to real music and stop killing babies, then maybe men will stop hating you.
Correct.



[2024.10.21-25] Anne Hathaway tells people that "abortion can be another word for mercy"...
Despite each abortive procedure having a minimum mortality rate of 50% when successful.

P.S. Also retweeted by Eugenicsbob, with a guest appearance from Believerbob:
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Nice self-description you got there, Bob.

So if some cumdumpster selfishly aborts her child (who might be someone who will one day solve climate crisis, or at least grow up to be an upstanding member of society) so she can get a movie role, is she bad?
No. "Bad" is a gross understatement.



[2024.10.21-27]
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[2024.10.21-29]
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Why? Because those drones won't fulfill Moviebob's dream of eradicating the population of the U.S. Midwest?



[2024.10.21-39]
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DEI is racism; anti-DEI is antiracism.
Correct. A Thinker™ like Racistbob should know that DEI, like Affirmative Action, is a form of government-approved racial profiling.



[2024.10.21-40] Bobby used to be a people-pleaser once. Can you believe that?
Only if it meant surgically fusing Moviebob's mouth shut.

Gotta give credit when due: At least Moviebob didn't resort to the trite "yer mum" schtick.
 
And you wanna know what gets me laughing as I read this screed? "Reagan vs. Dukakis"! A Thinker™ and a Student of History™ like Moviebob should have known that Reagan ran two successful White House campaigns in 1980 and 1984 against Jimmy Carter and Walter Mondale, respecively. Mike Dukakis didn't enter any presidential race until 1988, when he was defeated by George Bush the Elder!
the alcoholic wetbrain syndrome has corrupted Bob's memories. How he could confuse Dukakis for Walter Mondull is only explicable by either brain damage, or the narcissists' need to rewrite history in their minds.
Also retweeted by Eugenicsbob... and provably false. Gun violence in 2023 ended 46,728 lives. Abortions ended the prospective lives of 1,026,690 children that same year. Therefore, a child's life is more likely to end on the business end of a scalpel than it is a bullet by a rate of nearly 22:1.
"But But Undifferentiated Clumps of Cells/Fetuses aren't People ™️ therefore they don't count as child deaths, friendo! Molech HUNGERS!" - Moviebob, probably
So says Moviebob, a Roger Ebert wannabe with twice the girth, half the hair, and literally none of the wit or intelligence.
"The balcony is closed, but the snack bar is ALWAYS open" - Roger Abbot as Roger Ebert in Royal Canadian Air Farce, early-to-late 1990s, and should be Moviebob's motto.

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They're seriously trying to compare Trump at Mickey D's to Michael Dukakis's tank photo op? This is how you know lefties don't even line up with reality anymore.

Dukakis's campaign was already faltering due to continued strong Republican support coming off the Reagan years, and criticism of his being weak on defense issues led to that photo op where he looked like a dweeb (although that wasn't entirely his fault, he had to wear a helmet due to base safety regulations). Instead of looking strong on defense, he looked sorely out of place, and the result was an electoral bloodbath.

In contrast, Trump is doing relatively well all things considered, and his love of McDonald's is well-documented. Obviously you wouldn't expect a billionaire to be working the fryer at Mickey D's, but he was completely in his element and having a good time. People have been spreading wholesome memes about Trump, and I'm sure most people who see pics of the event are having a positive reaction to them. It also serves as a take that to Kamala, as now Trump can say he has worked there one day more than she ever has (since, y'know, she lied about working there).

Bob's right to be skeptical. Wonder if he'll swear off the Golden Arches forever if Trump wins again.
21Oct#14
Another NYT cockroach is mad that Whorris isn't slamming Trump to the ground, given that the Dems cares about racism, climate change, and are "not a threat to democracy", while Trump is "repelling potential converts". Archive of article. As for Bobby, he is worried that if the stupid subhumanoids win, pop culture will be desexualized again.
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This article has real 2016 Hillary "why aren't I 50 points ahead?!" energy. Bob is blathering, I'm ignoring that.
21Oct#18
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Can anyone parse this for me?
Tranny tankie is basically lambasting his side for not wanting to support the Dems because they aren't cutting off Israel's slush fund. He's not wrong for calling out such a myopic view of politics, but I'm all for commies staying home.
21Oct#26
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So if some cumdumpster selfishly aborts her child (who might be someone who will one day solve climate crisis, or at least grow up to be an upstanding member of society) so she can get a movie role, is she bad?
Bob's black-and-white worldview is pretty hilarious when you consider one simple question: who defines "bad?" Obviously, Bob's answer would be "Thinkers," with the implication that he is one of those enlightened few, but why does that mean they're the arbiters of good and evil? What morals guide them? Where do those morals come from?

Bob continues to try and divide the world into two camps like a fucking child.
It's really not that hard to figure out, Bob. The MCU was the biggest tentpole franchise of the 2010s, and as such it had a profound impact on how other studios released movies in an attempt to cash in on that gravy train. Thus, it is wholly fair to criticize the MCU as framed through the lens of how the overall entertainment business operated.

He really will blindly defend this corporate slop against literally any criticism, won't he?
21Oct#40
Bobby used to be a people-pleaser once. Can you believe that?
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I don't believe for a single second that Bob has ever thought of anyone else in his life before himself, and certainly not to the extent of being called a people pleaser. He cares only about consooming and nothing else. His Superior Future is simply one where he gets to watch anything he wants without having to worry about expenses; rockets and robo-waifus are just the icing on that cake.

Look at how he's constantly bitching about everyone getting in the way of his happiness. Does that seem like the words of a well-adjusted, friendly, personable individual?
 
We can further torpedo his point by discussing perhaps the most famous deconstruction of capeshit of all, Watchmen. At no point did Alan Moore try to "make it right and do it for real again," and he'd probably have quite a few harsh words for Bobbo for implying it.

So I get where you're coming from, and that's probably how a lot of the MCU shit was planned out to begin with (broad strokes that get filled in with more detail later), but it's not really what Bob's talking about, and he's so fucking wrong in what he is talking about. The MCU was never a deconstruction, it hasn't gradually shifted from making fun of the source material to taking it very seriously (the opposite, if anything), and not all satirical works want to create a better version of what they're mocking.
Oh geez you're right. I somehow guessed that Bob was making as dumb a point as possible and I STILL gave him too much credit.

And this argument gets even dumber when you consider the very next movie after Cap was The Avengers, which created the snarktastic mold that every following MCU movie would use.
You know I'm not quite in the mood to pull up the release list and confirm - but I would actually say it wasn't the Avengers that kicked of the snarkfest (Winter Soldier was still after it), but Guardians of the Galaxy.

Despite my enjoyment of it, I think it's unexpected, spectacular success ended up warping the MCU.

Bob is extremely ignorant of history. There was LITERALLY NOBODY THERE when the Dutch Boers colonized South Africa. The Zulus came in LATER. The Boers didn't steal diddly shit.
Anyone have some good sources on this? I've heard NULL mention it before but I always wanted to read up on more details because I know how some people would react if this was brought up.

Bob I believe is the type of writer who, like GRRM, starts at page one and just types with a vague idea, and then lets whatever comes out be the final draft without any rewrites. Yes I know Martin does revisions, but he admits to letting the story write itself. GRRM does that because he knows how to make a story after decades of experience. Bob does it because he's lazy. But when he hears that Kevin doesn't plan things out in advance, he feels validated for his shit approach.
I mean... that would explain how 3 moviebobs - one supposedly a robot body inhabited by the glowing fairy from one of the Legend of Zelda games, had to fight off a giant ape in a city while a bunny mayor flew an attack helicopter into the scene.

Sometimes it's a real shame Bob takes himself so seriously. Had he a bit more humility and sense of humor about himself, he really could have tapped into the RLM space and made some gonzo movies.

I wonder if any mad lad has actually assembled his GO sketches into a whole movie. (like someone did with the simpsons and the mcbain film)
 
There are two good things about Bill Clinton: having a (D) next to his name, and keeping a reptilian monster more or less in check.
Bob is so ignorant of history that he fails to recognize the reason HW Bush (41) didn't last more than 1 term. He raised taxes after promising NOT to. "Read my lips, no new taxes" The importance of that, cannot be overstated.
Bobby you don't need to tell me you yearn to drink from the wrinkled tits of Mommy Rodham.
We don't distrust women, Bob. We distrust power-hungry Cluster B Clusterfucks. A lot of them just happen to be women.
21Oct#16
Tampon Tim gets a new moniker: Elmer Fraud.
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"Tell me you don't understand Editorial Political Cartoons and their imagery, without telling me you understand NOTHING."
21Oct#18
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Can anyone parse this for me?
Basically it boils down to "just Vote Blue No Matter Who, even if they do shit you don't agree with"
21Oct#22a
Bad things happened a bad -- and dumb -- person. Bad person blames Trump.
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John Vinals finally asks the question everybody wanted to know the answer to. Now let's see if Bob eventually replies with something concrete and not just "He let COVID happen and people die and I lost my deposit on my big fat studio! I'm up to my eyeballs in debt because of that!"
21Oct#22b
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Oh, so it was goobergate, drumpf, and MAGA CHUDs conspiring to screw Bob out of an Escapist contract renewal? Come on, Bob. That's pathetically narcissistic blameshifting. If Bob hadn't beaked off so much about Goobergate, who the fuck would have cared enough to keep him from having a renewed contract at The Escapist? Hell, if he just STFU on Twitter, he'd be fine. But noooo, gotta try to glean a vanishingly small opportunity for a crumb of pussy from Properly Evolved Abortion-Having Whamen that might even have an abortion with HIM!
21Oct#28
Another spastic whose name I don't care to know pretends to profess faith to Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ -- and then tells people that he was just fucking with them. "Can you imagine how much money I could have made if I threw away my atheism and started preaching?"
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Penn Gillette from the magic act Penn & Teller (Teller is the mute one) and the TV show Penn & Teller's BULLSHIT is a staunch hardcore atheist, so this doesn't surprise me at all.
21Oct#40
Bobby used to be a people-pleaser once. Can you believe that?
No. No, I cannot. Unless it was when he was trying to get a 3-some with Judy Blume novels.
Given how frequently Marjorie Taylor-Green is referred to as Barney Rubble, it's obvious Misogynistbob has no self-awareness at all...
"It doesn't count because MTG isn't a Person ™️ ! It's impossible to be bigoted against Unpersons!" - Bob, probably
Dat's vewwy, vewwy accuwate. [Elmer Fudd laugh]
Bob's wet dream: Walz, in his fake-ass hunting getup, going "Be vewwy vewwy quiet. I'm hunting MAGAs."


In contrast, Trump is doing relatively well all things considered, and his love of McDonald's is well-documented. Obviously you wouldn't expect a billionaire to be working the fryer at Mickey D's, but he was completely in his element and having a good time. People have been spreading wholesome memes about Trump, and I'm sure most people who see pics of the event are having a positive reaction to them. It also serves as a take that to Kamala, as now Trump can say he has worked there one day more than she ever has (since, y'know, she lied about working there).
You never want a political candidate who's afraid to get their hands dirty as it were, with menial-ish tasks. It may have been the photo-op to end all photo-ops, but at least it showed Drumpf willing to see the minimum wage side of jobs.
Bob's right to be skeptical. Wonder if he'll swear off the Golden Arches forever if Trump wins again.
The sooner he stops eating a Fairly Small Amount of McDonald's for the average-sized person (and stops fucking drinking), he'll be that much closer to saving his feet.
Bob's black-and-white worldview is pretty hilarious when you consider one simple question: who defines "bad?" Obviously, Bob's answer would be "Thinkers," with the implication that he is one of those enlightened few, but why does that mean they're the arbiters of good and evil? What morals guide them? Where do those morals come from?

Bob continues to try and divide the world into two camps like a fucking child.
Bob's simplistic take on morality is so ridiculous, because plenty of "intelligent" people lack empathy, and plenty of stupid people have empathy. Since Bob's an autistic narcissist, he has a pronounced empathy deficit. As such, he does NOT recognize that the true evil lies in empathy deficiency, not brain smarts deficiency. Some :epik: needs to point this out.

Bob's just big mad that the end of Roe v. Wade meant the Mayonnaise Ghouls stole abortions from him.

Look at how he's constantly bitching about everyone getting in the way of his happiness. Does that seem like the words of a well-adjusted, friendly, personable individual?
hell no, that's the red flag to end all red flags over how much of a fucking narcissist he is.
Anyone have some good sources on this? I've heard NULL mention it before but I always wanted to read up on more details because I know how some people would react if this was brought up.
I forget where I heard it, although it may have been where Null heard it too. According to Wikipedia the Boers did buy some land from the KhoiKhoi peoples that lived nearby. All indications are that the majority of population of Africans in the region had succumbed to smallpox prior to Boer settlement, which was probably why hardly anybody was around.
 
Who the fuck knew every democrat on Earth was a fascist after the 2000 election you know because they didn't except the election results.

Personally, I've said I've never really like Trump, but I hope he wins.

1: Blobby and his ilk will be entertaining to watch.

2: Harris is no prize.

3: Walz is a troon supporter.

4: As someone who really doesn't care for Trump let him serve his 4 fucking years and go away so we can move on to a new candidate in 2028.
 
Penn Gillette from the magic act Penn & Teller (Teller is the mute one) and the TV show Penn & Teller's BULLSHIT is a staunch hardcore atheist, so this doesn't surprise me at all.
Ah I remember now. This fucker worships Toilet Swift, a fucking prostitute.

Atheism, quit it while you are young.

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If you wonder whatever happened to Salem Horror Fest, the cinephile sensation held by Lesser Bro's favorite troon, they held it in April this year.


22Oct#01
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22Oct#02
AOC doesn't like Musk giving money to working-class people, and Trump's putting on a McD's apron. "They have absolutely no idea what our lives are like".
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22Oct#03
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I've never been a woman myself but I know what a woman is like. More on those types later.

22Oct#04
A fairly small amount of copium for an average-sized gasbag.
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Stevie Wonder has a new song out called "Can You Fix The Nation's Broken Heart", so both Wonder and Whorris are using each other as a publicity prop. It might work for Wonder but will hardly do Whorris any good: a pop-culture figure sharing the stage with an Ass is not something newsworthy.

22Oct#05
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Five Guys? Holy shit it's a slow day!

22Oct#06
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You say the filthy whore doesn't take golden showers? Kinkshaming is not cool man.


22Oct#07
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I took a peek at the last page of Fatrick's thread and it seems he is obsessed with prison.

22Oct#08
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This is exactly how you should run a country: the security of the country trumps the convenience of small restaurant owners. If you're at all an employer with a brain, you'd have all the ID numbers of your staff that you can quickly show to immigration officers.

22Oct#09
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So let's give all our money to illegals, Ukraine, and jewdom instead!

22Oct#10
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22Oct#11
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If Trump wants to raze jewdom to the ground, it is another reason to vote for him. But he won't.

22Oct#12
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Truth.



22Oct#13
Trump keeps scoring points. He asks if The Undertaker's little daughter whether she wants to play sports as a woman against men.
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Trump did not name the male boxer, but the scenario he described was exactly how Angela Carini was "defeated" by Imane Kheliff. Trump mentioned "two people who transitioned into women, in the Olympics,... both of them won the Gold Medal". The other man, which he also didn't name, was the Taiwanese Lin Yu-Ting.

22Oct#14
Troon thinks he is among the "marginalized Americans" and that Whorris is his succor.
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22Oct#15
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22Oct#16
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22Oct#17
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22Oct#18
A bunch of Christians shouted "Christ is King" while some whore was soliciting and finding faults in Trump for installing anti-babykilling judges in the SCOTUS (archive of NYP article). They were told by said whore they were "in the wrong rally".
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Christians, it is okay to be in the wrong rally, just don't vote the wrong person. Said whore then went on to solicit the votes of black Christians.

22Oct#19
Not only is abortion "another word for mercy" (Anne Hathaway, 21Oct#25); abortion improves world civillizations. Shout it from the rooftops!
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And Bad Orange Man force you to get pregnant right? If abortion is so good, why do the likes of Bobby and Whorris euphemize it as "reproductive freedom"? Even the sluts in the video say "abortion".

22Oct#20
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22Oct#21
When in the polling station, ask yourself: how would Carrie Fisher vote?
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If I were to contemplate Carrie Fisher I'd probably wrote-in "Yoda". BTW we now have a Mark Hamill thread in Prospering Grounds. Help it grow.


22Oct#22
Now the Right fights back in the Culture War, on the Battlefield of Entertainment.
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22Oct#23
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I'm heartbroken too.

22Oct#24
Moldova narrowly passed the referendum to join EU. Russia is very mad.
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22Oct#25
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I'm not impressed by the holocaust death toll.

22Oct#26
To end this section, two posts by someone called "Lilith_Atheist". How would Lilith exist if God didn't?
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You need brains for a PhD?! Still I hope her PhD makes her enough money for cat food and litters.


22Oct#27
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22Oct#28
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22Oct#29
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22Oct#30a
From capeshit, Bobby switches the topic to the biology of brown bears...
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22Oct#30b
... and the language of Tibet, and animal-related superstitions.
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22Oct#31
Gimmick movie made by the people who inflicted Forrest Gump on the world. Figures.
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22Oct#32
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22Oct#33
Young people don't know how to operate a DVD player now. If it is not on streaming, it does not exist.
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22Oct#34
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22Oct#35
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A 8 minute video on Youtube claims that the latest Sonic game is infested with Sweet Baby.

22Oct#36
Gamer drama which is a continuation of 21Oct#38. Nutter thinks Youtube should "do something" because someone calls something "a spearchucker studio".
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22Oct#19
Not only is abortion "another word for mercy" (Anne Hathaway, 21Oct#25); abortion improves world civillizations. Shout it from the rooftops!
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And Bad Orange Man force you to get pregnant right? If abortion is so good, why do the likes of Bobby and Whorris euphemize it as "reproductive freedom"? Even the sluts in the video say "abortion".
Abortion is not "birth control" in the same sense as The Pill or condoms. One could reasonably argue that NO, overall, birth control does not "improve" civilization. Especially not The Pill. Women on the Pill pick the wrong men to date/procreate/have abortions with and then end up divorcing them when they go off the pill to get preggo. And when I mean The Wrong Men, I mean men who are too genetically similar to themselves to the point they may be so incompatible that they can't reproduce together. The residue of pissed out birth control pills fucks up the water for everybody (something something turn the frickin' frogs gay).

Also, women don't necessarily need birth control to have fewer kids. They need higher standards of living. Once they get that (and probably a job), the birth rates will go down on their own.
 
22Oct#18
A bunch of Christians shouted "Christ is King" while some whore was soliciting and finding faults in Trump for installing anti-babykilling judges in the SCOTUS (archive of NYP article). They were told by said whore they were "in the wrong rally".
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They don't get that it's not about insults, it's about things people find insulting but they're true. If you basically tell someone to fuck off from their rally, that you're not interested in their attention, you're only attacking them with no greater point to make. The full phrase is "facts don't care about your feelings", not "fuck your feelings".
...A writing consultant that seems to specialize entirely in softening up games for the 1% of the population that might have their feelings hurt by stupid shit, and the 10% of the population that plays cheerleader for them and gets offended on their behalf.
 
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