Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ForTheHoard]

And now he's a pathetic loser palling around with the Z-list pedophile scum of the Internet, doing gay ops that would embarrass a 12 year old skiddie.

I hate how he's still pretending that people wished they would trade places with him. No amount of money would make me want a spoiled upbringing, a broken loveless marriage, or the government having to take my children for their own safety. A humble person in his position would have left the internet due to shame and embarrassment.

I'd trade places with Jack Murphy before Nick Rekieta.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

This is the shit you do RekietaLaw that pisses me the fuck off. Incriminating yourself while responding to a twitter troll is the most retarded thing I've seen you do, and that includes getting caught with cocaine in your house. The assumption is that you are making a plea deal with the prosecutor to finally get done with this situation. Even if that is true, do you really need to tell people that you're guilty of shit when you're in the middle of the legal process. OJ didn't admit to killing Nicole before the trial. Are you dumber than OJ?
I know you don't owe me or your supporters anything, but what the fuck happened to holding the government accountable? Was that all bullshit bravado to rile up your fans for superchats? I thought you were going to make the government prove everything they are accusing you of? Was that bullshit too? Do they have a positive test result? Do they have video or dna evidence proving that the coke is yours? Is your attorney telling you he doesn't want to go to trial or did the prosecutor punk your ass into taking a plea deal? Do you feel defeated? Are you feeling like a pussy? Do you think your life is hard? When you get shot at let me know so we could have an honest conversation about how hard life can get. Until then go climb a literal mountain and walk off the bitch in you.

 

[Martin Cooter King Jr]

Let the felting begin! Rekieta starts at 6:35.

Edit:
PPP and Warski do a preview for tonight's live show 8:30PM EST.
@Potentially Criminal, surprise guest appearance?

 

[ChromaQuack]

It was probably Sean who had white powder on his nose during the cokestream too, and Sean who went to Hedonism 2.0 as well. All to cause Balldo so much trouble!

: It was all SEAAAAAAAAAAAAN using a thin suit! just like people in movies use fat suits! I was never at mar-a-lago wearing a retarded belt that was SEAN who showed up to eat all the sandwiches!

 

[Step out of the car sir]

That would explain how Mundane Matt got his then. He famously cried over his silver play button.

I can not understate how amusing to me that a system ostensibly designed to protect Nick against bad actors and gay ops, helped fuck him when he decided to be a bad actor and try to run a gay op.

This doesn't even seem like a gay op because of how retarded it is, maybe he genuinely forgot he made those chat messages and said they were fake, before finding out they were real and sticking to it.

Even after the "SEEAANNNNNN" blame it all just seems so wet brained, I can't even imagine him trying to pull such a pathetic attempt at a gay op, this is a drunk chat message cover up cope or he really didn't remember saying that shit.

 

[TherapyMan]

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Denying being in denial. Truly art.

 

[Melty Butter]

Mindset just posted a 7 min. vid about Nick's twitter/chat drama. He also says "sources have told me" that Nick still plans to fight this in court.

 

[Soapmore]

I also know poor and middle-band people who are equally high-quality. [/ISPOILER]

Plenty of people do not squander their material or intangible fortunes, whether earned or unearned. That's just you, Nick.

Amen. I've met and worked around people of all strata, from homeless to comfortably rolling in cash, and met so very many people among them with high integrity who recognize and are thankful of the good fortune in their lives when they encounter it.

The name Nick Rekieta is becoming synonymous with having it all and throwing it in the fucking shitter for no good reason at all.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ethan Oliver Ralph gives us some insights into Rekieta's life:

Who gives a shit about what your piggyslits see, piggytits?
That's like saying that doping athlete definitely got the world record because tens of thousands saw him break it at the stadium and millions saw it on television, with their own eyes.
Are your fucking piggyslits so narrow, it can be used as a slit for spectrometers?
I mean, you can't see doping with your own eyes unless they did a lot of it with signs showing.

Is skelly dumber than a nigger that murdered his own wife?
Probably, because OJ (Ethan Ralph's idol) got away with it.
And yes, the average Balldo fan that's pissed off because skelly is incriminating himself in public, not because one of this young children tested positive for cocaine metabolites at ten times the cutoff.
He's pissed because skelly is responding to trolls which fails to "hold the goobermint accountable".
Shove libertarians into Wal-Mart ovens and lock it up.

He was definitely in Aaron's chat due to the check mark. However, and I'm not trying to defend the retard, there was someone impersonating him at least up until yesterday. I was looking to see if Keanu had said anything retarded recently and saw a comment left on one of her videos from a fake Rekieta account. It looks like whoever it was changed the name and profile pic from what was up late last night. I'm sure that person was probably sperging in multiple comment sections so maybe Rekieta saw that and figured that he could use it as an out?

Telling someone to stop harassing their children and calling their so called jokes about sexual stuff "sexual harassment" is "going too far".
Every unironic Aaron a-log should be institutionalised. Why are they like this?

 

[Captain Manning]

Mindset just posted a 7 min. vid about Nick's twitter/chat drama.

I clicked off when I saw the vTubers.

I was in Weebwars for two years, and consider myself something of a casual anime fan, and even *I* find this shit cringe.

Overall, I don't really find LM's analysis helpful in most cases. Particularly when viewed alongside Sean's.

He also says "sources have told me" that Nick still plans to fight this in court.

And who the fuck knows who they are.

I'm just gonna wait till November. We should get our answer then.

Nick has royally fucked himself by admitting to the coke. If by some chance he is hoping for some mind blowing legal argument to save him, he better hope it works, because he's boned now as far as the fact argument.

 

[TherapyMan]

Mindset just posted a 7 min. vid about Nick's twitter/chat drama. He also says "sources have told me" that Nick still plans to fight this in court.

There's something oddly surreal and vaguely disconcerting about Andrew giving summaries of drama in his calm, boring "lawyer" voice surrounded by v-tuber rigs going through various animations and punctuated by squeaky uwu e-girls.

 

[Soew]

Getting my bet in: Nick has switched to a concoction of GHB and amphetamines for his fix. Both are prescribed for narcolepsy and imitate the effects of coke+booze closely enough to scratch the itch.

This downgrades him from a real nigga doing real nigga shit to pill-poping white boi. A truely devistating fall from grace for some one like Nick who grew up in the hood.

 

[Burt Macklin]

Melton is live laying out "all the ways Aaron has messed up as a father,” including drugs and getting tangled up in a polycule. While he does alog STMS, I found it interesting that he's very focused on the "fucking" part and things "Aaron has said about Nick's kids." Call me a conspiracy theorist but could this be Nick thinking he's pulling a fast one with his tweets? Aaron did hint something was brewing—maybe an RO against Melton. Are Nick's twitter rants a distraction to run cover for his new “paypig” because he was served? Also, tried to tag him in chat, Nick isn't there atm, but a whole 28 people are lol.

Edit: I'm a faggot and it's not live, or it says it ain't in the corner? For a guy who is constantly live, interesting he's not the night of Nick's wild and crazy day.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Nick failing to properly separate his sock puppet accounts would be hilarious.

Thinks or knows? He cultivated his dents through many purges, to ensure they would eat up any excuse he fed them.

So the question is, what is Nick's sock account?

 

[AnOminous]

Mindset just posted a 7 min. vid about Nick's twitter/chat drama. He also says "sources have told me" that Nick still plans to fight this in court.

Remember this cunt has spent months relentlessly defaming, smearing and insulting people for saying he did exactly what he just admitted he did. What a fuckface jerkoff shithead.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I already know what the defense will be.

"It was not me, I was at rehab at the time, someone logged into my account!"
"I was hacked guys, I swear! I never did drugs!"

 

[Soapmore]

Nick has royally fucked himself by admitting to the coke. If by some chance he is hoping for some mind blowing legal argument to save him, he better hope it works, because he's boned now as far as the fact argument.

Seeing Nick's behavioral deviations today, I'm torn between thinking one of these two things are happening:

- Nick is goofed enough on some new concoction that he thought he was admitting to mountains of coke in xitter DM instead of public... or ...

- That he is crushing under the weight of maintaining such blatant and onerous lies that admitting to a mountain of coke is a cathartic pressure release valve.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick has royally fucked himself by admitting to the coke. If by some chance he is hoping for some mind blowing legal argument to save him, he better hope it works, because he's boned now as far as the fact argument.

I think he's taking the plea and, based on how he thought the Frank's motion was a guarantee, also misinterprets the plea into thinking he's off the hook for everything he did

 

[Captain Manning]

There's something oddly surreal and vaguely disconcerting about Andrew giving summaries of drama in his calm, boring "lawyer" voice surrounded by v-tuber rigs going through various animations and punctuated by squeaky uwu e-girls.

Agreed. I'm not digging it.

And, again, I got into Nick via Weebwars.

I actually prefer more educational and serious legal content. Even if it can be dry at times.

I think he's taking the plea

I do too, and I used to doggedly think the opposite.

But we'll see. Andrew's "sources have told me" really doesn't move the ball any for me.

based on how he thought the Frank's motion was a guarantee, also misinterprets the plea into thinking he's off the hook for everything he did

That would be insane. They won't crucify him, but it's going to be at least a little unpleasant. He's gonna be put on a leash called probation. That's when the fun really begins. Can he manage to not fuck it up?

 

[dustnight]

I have never, NEVER been this offput by AI. I hate that this exists, I hate that you made this exist, I hate that this is possible. Put the genie back in the bottle, save us from shit posting hell.