Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[repentance]

I remember him "admitting" he tried cocaine once, and didn't like it. The date he was talking about seemed to coincide with a Hedonism II trip. Him not liking it, obviously, was a lie.

EDIT: Missing word.

He also talked about using MDMA.

 

[AnOminous]

Also, Mersh hinted that there's already a coordinated effort being formed to rehabilitate Nick Rekieta's public image by launching a dogpile against Aaron Imholte in order to make him into the greater villain of the two, adding that Nick Rekieta is "actually likeable" and that no one cares about neglecting his starving, stinky children.

I think even Aaron's harshest critics here haven't gone beyond saying that they're equally bad.

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if he got caught with coke and gets locked up for years. He's his own worst enemy.

I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to go into dealing blow to solve his financial problems, only for his first sale to be directly to a narc.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

What about DUI guy? I know he offered to help Nick, but was there actually any lawyer/client relationship established there that would prevent him sharing information with someone like Mindset?

I would presume no, but any formal counsel he did provide, even if pro bono and not filing anything or acting in any presenting capacity as Rekieta’s attorney, would still be legally and ethically bound to privilege his client’s privacy of counsel.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Mindset just posted a 7 min. vid about Nick's twitter/chat drama. He also says "sources have told me" that Nick still plans to fight this in court.

Please Nick! I know we have our differences, I'm a prude, you're a degenerate cuckold. But you HAVE to fight this in court. It will be SO FUCKING FUNNY.

 

[thebigdream]

We are the Qoom.
Lower your pants and surrender your testicles.
Your financial and cultural distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Resistance is futile.

My Qoomer name is Fuckface McDingle. Valkyrie was already taken so I had to choose a less embarrassing one.

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

Also, Mersh hinted that there's already a coordinated effort being formed to rehabilitate Nick Rekieta's public image

Multiple stroke survivor finally loses enough cognition to approach Keanwho's thinking. That's nice, but...

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

"Mr Rekieta, this is your account on X sending the tweet "I did a fucking mountain of cocaine", correct?"
"JOSH MOON, LEGAL MINDSET HAHAHA SO MAD, KIWICHUDS LOST HAHAHA"
Actual future courtroom conversation, what a fucking retard.

Ending as it began, with Ronversations with Rackets, in a deposition asking about dumb tweets. As above, so below.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Ending as it began, with Ronversations with Rackets, in a deposition asking about dumb tweets. As above, so below.

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

 

[LovisXVI]

Ending as it began, with Ronversations with Rackets, in a deposition asking about dumb tweets. As above, so below.

Wouldn't have it any other way. Very poetic stuff, really fills the heart with certainty of the order of the universe. If nothing else theologically, it tells us that God enjoys a cruel irony, must be Greek.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

Serious question: if I wrote a Nick of de Balldovilles novella, would anyone read it? I would need to wait for the trial to make the ending, but I think I have a good idea for the narrative structure.

Spoiler

From the shifting narratives of the eponymous Nick Rekieta, Kayla Rekieta’s dad, April “The Homewrecker” Imholte and The Cocaine Kid. A compelling take on a true tale of Freedom, Fishing, Free Love and a child endangerment, taking place in a small town in central Minnesota.

 

[Stiffy]

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Multiple stroke survivor finally loses enough cognition to approach Keanwho's thinking. That's nice, but...

Quite the irony that one of the classic Choose Your Own Adventure series founders was a lawyer like Nick. Perhaps in Nick's adventure there is a Christine Chubbuck style denouement involving a nice shiny self inflicted bullet to the head with a tipped over empty bottle of whiskey, and a well used Balldo with cocaine residue on his desk.

 

[Honey's Dead]

Coke and Sneed Nick you absolute piece of shit.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Rekieta is so weird and funny.

There was never any reason why he couldn't admit drug use. The charge is possession, not use, and it was just his either flat wrong understanding of the law or his general word smithy retard games when he claimed otherwise.

His attitude hasn't changed at all. So either Rekieta was always a piece of shit, or he still uses something.

He most likely has a plea deal arranged and he is working on telling "his truth". No doubt he will admit the drugs and alcohol, deny it ever caused him to be neglectful. We already know his claims on addiction.

How he will try and sell the swinging is another guess.

Someone posted above that Nick is more likeable than Aaron. He's a better streamer, but you can't unknow stuff and Nick knows that. He is destined for Ralph levels.

Ironically, his Monty troubles and his take on his own case has killed off any change of a LawTube career going forward.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

There was never any reason why he couldn't admit drug use. The charge is possession, not use, and it was just his either flat wrong understanding of the law or his general word smithy retard games when he claimed otherwise.

That's true for his criminal case. On the KCHHS side, Nick denied drug use, denied testing positive for drugs, denied knowing how his kid tested positive, etc. Admitting to doing a mountain of coke is quite the parental failure. He'll now quibble over where he did it and when.

 

[demicolon]

But he's still a first time offender with five kids the state doesn't want to split up and he's a lawyer so there's probably a tiny bit of in group preference happening.

I used to think that Nick being a lawyer would make the prosecution extremely careful with dealing with him, as they'd assume he knows the ropes and could at least embarass them if they slipped a little bit, but he's proven himself to be a feebleminded clown and prosecutor would like to have a succesfull lawyer conviction on his record.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

My Qoomer name is Fuckface McDingle. Valkyrie was already taken so I had to choose a less embarrassing one.

Designation recognized
Fuckface McDingle. Secondary bull of Qoomer matrix 69.
Relocate to grid 420 and await further instructions.
This is the last Trek post I swear.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

That's true for his criminal case. On the KCHHS side, Nick denied drug use, denied testing positive for drugs, denied knowing how his kid tested positive, etc. Admitting to doing a mountain of coke is quite the parental failure. He'll now quibble over where he did it and when.

Yup but the Judge never bought into the tactic there all the way back in June, so it was a flat fail. In that case Nick was also trying to say he can't explain the drugs because of the criminal case.

 

[demicolon]

Getting my bet in: Nick has switched to a concoction of GHB and amphetamines for his fix. Both are prescribed for narcolepsy and imitate the effects of coke+booze closely enough to scratch the itch.

You meant GBH/GBL?
It's alcohol without the nausea and hangover. Nobody prescribes that shit and the opposite of what you'd want for narcolepsy.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Oh noes, it's the combined Army of Dick Masterson, Mersh, and Patty Melton.

I would actually love to see this. A degenerate misogynist, a revenge pornographer, and a fatass way too comfortable sexualising kids joining forces to run PR for a coked out child neglecter.

It's like Captain Planet if he built the team from Epstein's flight logs.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Can Nick tell us the story of when his 8 year old daughter knocked on the bedroom door to ask when Mr. Aaron and Ms. April were going home, and if Mr. Aaron would make them real food? Nick grabbed his daughter and violently carried her in to the kitchen, where he showed her a sticky note left by Aaron, reading, "Spagghetti-Os in the fridge", and Nick said, "Do you see this writing!? Do you know what it means!? Hospitality! And you can't piss on hospitality! I WON'T ALLOW IT!!!" "What are you doing, Daddy?" "I'm taking some of your Ritalin so I don't feel hunger pains. And your brothers and sisters will just have to do likewise! Okay [daughter]! You wanna get rough with me? You wanna show me that you don't like our family dynamic by going on a hunger strike!? But just remember. When I grew up in Texas, I really did suffer from hunger. We'll see who gets through this. But just remember I've got more practice than you. I'll see you in the morning."