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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Renowned high roller, Ethan Ralph, has got a budget smartphone that is so poorcoded that they have a fucking watermark on the camera.

What happened to Ralph's phone, did he get drunk and lose another one?
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I know it gets said a lot, but why doesn't he clip his nails like a normal person. His hand looks like a piggy trotter like this.

Then peep the non-brand Chinese knock-off headphones, and the fact the glasses show he is using the main camera because the self-cam is probably piss poor.

Either he's had to downgrade his phone, or he's preempting losing it, so wants to avoid losing his iPhone or whatever brand he uses.
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7000 pesos to USD is only $350USD. Ralphamale down bad. Ralph can correct the record if he wants. It looks like the headphones he is wearing came with his phone so he got the Mexican equivalent of a Walmart special.

Also he sent another pic of him at the airport, smoking a cig.
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Smoking at a lounge is totally exclusive to Mexico don't you know alog. Also, is he smoking off brand cigarettes? Is the Ralphamale down so bad he can't afford Marlboros?
 
Renowned high roller, Ethan Ralph, has got a budget smartphone that is so poorcoded that they have a fucking watermark on the camera.

What happened to Ralph's phone, did he get drunk and lose another one?
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Xitter
I know it gets said a lot, but why doesn't he clip his nails like a normal person. His hand looks like a piggy trotter like this.

Then peep the non-brand Chinese knock-off headphones, and the fact the glasses show he is using the main camera because the self-cam is probably piss poor.

Either he's had to downgrade his phone, or he's preempting losing it, so wants to avoid losing his iPhone or whatever brand he uses.
Lol Ralph the photoshop king. That chiseled jawline, the slender neck.. neither one of which exists irl.
How about this (unshopped) one, pig boy?
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Renowned high roller, Ethan Ralph, has got a budget smartphone that is so poorcoded that they have a fucking watermark on the camera.

What happened to Ralph's phone, did he get drunk and lose another one?
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Willing to bet theres an option to turn off that watermark or he could just use any other camera app. But of course he's a lazy piggy
 
Willing to bet theres an option to turn off that watermark or he could just use any other camera app. But of course he's a lazy piggy
Probably not, I think a lot of bottom of the barrel phones have started doing this gay shit with the watermark fairly recently. I've seen some chink devices do this, like Poco or whatever Indians are forced to buy to harass white women with.

So much for rich Ralph making all the ayylogs seethe with his untold riches - he's buying phones you get your grandparents who just want to call and facetime. This nigga poor.
 
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Probably not, I think a lot of bottom of the barrel phones have started doing this gay shit with the watermark fairly recently. I've seen some chink devices do this, like Poco or whatever Indians are forced to buy to harass white women with.

So much for rich Ralph making all the ayylogs seethe with his untold riches - he's buying phones you get your grandparents who just want to call and facetime. This nigga poor.
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not to mention theres a bunch of other camera apps including open source freedom ones like librecamera

Also a 350$ phone is low tier now? I would thnik those were the 30-100$ phones
 
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not to mention theres a bunch of other camera apps including open source freedom ones like librecamera

Also a 350$ phone is low tier now? I would thnik those were the 30-100$ phones
Good job for giving away free Tech advice, Ralph definitely isn't reading and seething at this thread as per usual.

As if by magic, the watermark is gone... Next you'll be telling me pigs can fly...
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Taking selfies as a grown man to post on social media just gives serious troon vibes. You're also just highlighting the fact that you are entirely alone in the world and there's nobody to take a picture of you. There's no wife and kids in your pics, no buddies, not even a dog. Just you in various bars, yeah it's fucking sad as fuck.
 
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