🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Pigtoad]

Did a Mexican pig farmer remove the ears?

 

[Salvatore Leone]

Renowned high roller, Ethan Ralph, has got a budget smartphone that is so poorcoded that they have a fucking watermark on the camera.

What happened to Ralph's phone, did he get drunk and lose another one?
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Xitter
I know it gets said a lot, but why doesn't he clip his nails like a normal person. His hand looks like a piggy trotter like this.

Then peep the non-brand Chinese knock-off headphones, and the fact the glasses show he is using the main camera because the self-cam is probably piss poor.

Either he's had to downgrade his phone, or he's preempting losing it, so wants to avoid losing his iPhone or whatever brand he uses.

7000 pesos to USD is only $350USD. Ralphamale down bad. Ralph can correct the record if he wants. It looks like the headphones he is wearing came with his phone so he got the Mexican equivalent of a Walmart special.

Also he sent another pic of him at the airport, smoking a cig.


Xeet | Archive

Smoking at a lounge is totally exclusive to Mexico don't you know alog. Also, is he smoking off brand cigarettes? Is the Ralphamale down so bad he can't afford Marlboros?

 

[Um...]

Renowned high roller, Ethan Ralph, has got a budget smartphone that is so poorcoded that they have a fucking watermark on the camera.

What happened to Ralph's phone, did he get drunk and lose another one?
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Xitter
I know it gets said a lot, but why doesn't he clip his nails like a normal person. His hand looks like a piggy trotter like this.

Then peep the non-brand Chinese knock-off headphones, and the fact the glasses show he is using the main camera because the self-cam is probably piss poor.

Either he's had to downgrade his phone, or he's preempting losing it, so wants to avoid losing his iPhone or whatever brand he uses.

Lol Ralph the photoshop king. That chiseled jawline, the slender neck.. neither one of which exists irl.
How about this (unshopped) one, pig boy?

 

[Autistic Integrity]

Renowned high roller, Ethan Ralph, has got a budget smartphone that is so poorcoded that they have a fucking watermark on the camera.

What happened to Ralph's phone, did he get drunk and lose another one?
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Willing to bet theres an option to turn off that watermark or he could just use any other camera app. But of course he's a lazy piggy

 

[AncientPhosphur]

What happened to Ralph's phone, did he get drunk and lose another one?

I see he’s using the Jack Murphy cuckold filter

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Willing to bet theres an option to turn off that watermark or he could just use any other camera app. But of course he's a lazy piggy

Probably not, I think a lot of bottom of the barrel phones have started doing this gay shit with the watermark fairly recently. I've seen some chink devices do this, like Poco or whatever Indians are forced to buy to harass white women with.

So much for rich Ralph making all the ayylogs seethe with his untold riches - he's buying phones you get your grandparents who just want to call and facetime. This nigga poor.

 

[sillybillyguy]

Selfies are so gay

 

[Autistic Integrity]

Probably not, I think a lot of bottom of the barrel phones have started doing this gay shit with the watermark fairly recently. I've seen some chink devices do this, like Poco or whatever Indians are forced to buy to harass white women with.

So much for rich Ralph making all the ayylogs seethe with his untold riches - he's buying phones you get your grandparents who just want to call and facetime. This nigga poor.

not to mention theres a bunch of other camera apps including open source freedom ones like librecamera

Also a 350$ phone is low tier now? I would thnik those were the 30-100$ phones

 

[HackerX]

Selfies are so gay

It's worse than that. If you look at the reflection in the Guntovision Googlyeye Goggles, he's striking a pose, LOL.

 

[Die For Me!]

It's worse than that. If you look at the reflection in the Guntovision Googlyeye Goggles, he's striking a pose, LOL. View attachment 6562147

Those who don't learn christory are doomed to repeat it

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

It's worse than that. If you look at the reflection in the Guntovision Googlyeye Goggles, he's striking a pose, LOL. View attachment 6562147

Looks like he's loading up a curse-me-ha

 

[AltisticRight]

Imagine adding that gay watermark.
Just when I thought his selfies can't get any faggier, I get proven wrong with a big fat L.
Well done, piggy.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

I am convinced he only posts these faggoty, embarrassing selfies so we will talk about him, thereby giving meaning to his pathetic spite crusade.

Lol gay

 

[Rage Pig]

The big interview piggy announced a few days ago has been released.
The well known interviewer with his huge social media presence :

The Merida pig man in all his glory in cinematic length. 2 hours and 15 minutes of retarded oinking.

https://www.youtube.com/live/zipKup240GM?si=5MSrXoKPlZZtBSYz

The critical reviews so far

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Selfies are so gay

Especially when one has the subject making a limp wristed hand gesture, and the second has a phallic object in his mouth. He’s so far in the closet that he’s finding Christmas presents…

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Tribal headshrinkers have nothing on Ralphs phone filter

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

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not to mention theres a bunch of other camera apps including open source freedom ones like librecamera

Also a 350$ phone is low tier now? I would thnik those were the 30-100$ phones

Good job for giving away free Tech advice, Ralph definitely isn't reading and seething at this thread as per usual.

As if by magic, the watermark is gone... Next you'll be telling me pigs can fly...

Xitter

 

[FiveStarAce]

Good job for giving away free Tech advice, Ralph definitely isn't reading and seething at this thread as per usual.

As if by magic, the watermark is gone... Next you'll be telling me pigs can fly...
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Xitter

Yeah... i think i'll do no-ralph-November. This shit sucks.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Taking selfies as a grown man to post on social media just gives serious troon vibes. You're also just highlighting the fact that you are entirely alone in the world and there's nobody to take a picture of you. There's no wife and kids in your pics, no buddies, not even a dog. Just you in various bars, yeah it's fucking sad as fuck.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

He's such a woman. Giving a play by play of his horrendous fashion choices. Maybe if you spent less money on stupid hats you could afford something other than a Playskool phone.