Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%
  • Total voters
    288
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Skullwhalejelly said:
Doesn't Japan have a major high suicide rate with their "work nonstop for 10+ hours a day" mentality? Chibi's gonna be missing alot of lunches in Japan compared to his current job
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You have an hour lunch break and at least one day off a week. Cheebs doesn't have any qualifications to work in a place that might ask him or have him skip a lunch break to do work so he'll be fine if he does actually land a job over there.
 
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Skullwhalejelly said:
Doesn't Japan have a major high suicide rate with their "work nonstop for 10+ hours a day" mentality? Chibi's gonna be missing alot of lunches in Japan compared to his current job
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It used to be a lot worse and it depends if you're working for a purely Japanese company or not.

Some places they work you to death. Literally. When you have a term for "death by overwork" you know there's a problem. But for the most part in a lot of Japanese companies nobody wants to be the first to leave so they wait until the boss has left before they do and most of the time they're not actually doing any work. They're just sitting at their desk, reading the paper, screwing around on the internet, sleeping etc. And then they all head out to have a couple drinks because it's how they unwind.

Chibi wouldn't wind up working for a Japanese company because he doesn't speak Japanese. If he got any job that wasn't as an English teacher he'd be working for an American or hybrid type company.
 
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The Wichita Lion said:
Something tells me there is more to this story. Normally when companies tell you something like that it's so you don't use it as an excuse to fuck off work early. Oh no I "forgot" my lunch break I'll just leave an hour early to make up the time.
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I agree, Chibi is an infamously unreliable narrator, so I'm guessing if this story isn't entirely made up he's leaving out something significant. I thought his job was a travelling salesman any way, so how would the company even monitor when he takes lunch?

Having said all that...damn, that's crazy Adam. You should totally quit your job. In fact, why stop there: sue them for violating your rights! You can buy a house in Japan with the settlement!
 
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No prizes for guessing who Adam is voting for. He's so overly dramatic that it's cringe.

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BingBongDingDong said:
Kinda surprised this is his first political post for this election. Getting asspats for having the right opinion seems to be one of his favorite ways of getting attention.
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He'll take any kind of attention as being good.

Unless they tell him that they'd really prefer if he stayed quiet.
 
On one hand he would be the first employee ever that actually fits the "white monkey" job title.

There's also those monkeys in the mountains in Japan that don't understand personal space and grope people so he really fits the archetype from all angles
Skullwhalejelly said:
Doesn't Japan have a major high suicide rate with their "work nonstop for 10+ hours a day" mentality? Chibi's gonna be missing alot of lunches in Japan compared to his current job
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It'll definitely skyrocket if Chibi is there. Picture this: you, an educated hardworking respectable Japanese man. You've been excelling at everything since a young age, strictly followed the laws and rules of society, done your best to always exceed all expectations of you. You're now a cog in the machine, working 11+ hour days, sometimes sleeping at work, raising a family and never complaining once.

You come into work after your one day off, put your briefcase down and look to the cubicle beside you. And there it is. A "man" in a plastic wig, who introduces himself (while sweating profusely and not making eye contact) as a Phoenix Wright character. He tries to shake your hand with his left hand, and then asks you what your favorite Mario Kart game is. He then sits down and starts muttering bing bing wahooo all day. Come (late) lunchtime, you finally get 5 minutes to eat your lunch. You pull it out and suddenly hear heavy breathing. It's him. He asks how many anime you watch, and tells you he was at Iwata-sans funeral, were you?

You respectfully finish your lunch and get back to work. You finish your day and pack up every neatly, leaving your desk as if it was never used. You then proceed directly to a forest and hang yourself from a tree. Right before your eyes shut for the final time, you hear a camera click and see a flash, and the last thing you hear is "whatup LOGANG"
 
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GreenHoodieGuy said:
No prizes for guessing who Adam is voting for. He's so overly dramatic that it's cringe.

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I bet you he doesn't even vote. He's the type to complain endlessly but never actually exercise his right to try and change things (or keep them the same, depending on which candidate will send him to Japan).
McSneaks said:
It'll definitely skyrocket if Chibi is there. Picture this: you, an educated hardworking respectable Japanese man. You've been excelling at everything since a young age, strictly followed the laws and rules of society, done your best to always exceed all expectations of you. You're now a cog in the machine, working 11+ hour days, sometimes sleeping at work, raising a family and never complaining once.
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I used to follow a social media account that was basically a day in the life of a Japanese salaryman, and it was insane. Every action was timed to the nth degree and he was lucky if he was left with 30 minutes of leisure time on an average workday. And this dude was single, I dunno how you're supposed to cope if you have family responsibilities.

I'm surprised Americans have never tried to make a reality TV show that simulates the living conditions of other countries; like Survivor but you work a 9-5 in Tokyo for a week. I think it would be both hilariously entertaining and also a real eye-opener for people like Adam who refuse to acknowledge the reality of their dream locations.
 
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30+GameOvers said:
Am I missing something here? If this is about his Miles Edgeworth cosplay, I don't remember him having any shaved eyebrows.
Considering how much of a lazy bum and a general all around loser he is, Larry Butz cosplay would be more fitting anyways
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I'm guessing he felt his eyebrows were too bushy to be Miles?

But then I'm reaching because Chibi is a retard and we all know retards gotta retard.

EDIT: Spelling
 
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Oliver Onions said:
I'm surprised Americans have never tried to make a reality TV show that simulates the living conditions of other countries; like Survivor but you work a 9-5 in Tokyo for a week. I think it would be both hilariously entertaining and also a real eye-opener for people like Adam who refuse to acknowledge the reality of their dream locations.
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Because they would die trying it lol that would be way harder for them then sitting on some island making fires for a month. and it should (in theory, but wouldn't) break the fantasy your reality TV watching average american has that their life is so hard and oppressed in the US and all they do is work all the time.

It wouldn't do anything for the turbo-autists like chibi either because they'd just think "pfft, yea, but where's the anime?". These are people that fantasize about how awesome it would have been to go to super strict schools wearing uniforms and doing homework 7 hours a day while being ruthlessly bullied by the teachers for being inadequate lol
 
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GreenHoodieGuy said:
God i really hope Trump wins again so Chibi can have another absolute meltdown like back in 2016 :story:
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Nah, by that time Adam will be perfectly assimilated Japanese man and would not care at all about filthy gajin politics.
 
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