Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[3MMA]

Fucking Nerd.
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Not gonna lie he's a decent painter.

Behold, the smug faced cuckold:

(Thanks for the nice template.)

 

[Sweetened Condensed]

He spent the whole two days trying to think of the most plausibly deniable way to tell her to kill herself

 

[Seafarer]

Another block victim? I can't tell.

Isn’t telling someone they should kill themselves (a tranny no less) one of the things that can get you banned from Xitter? Not that I want that since Nick has given us so much milk through his sperging on that platform.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

"The Internet became so fucking unfun because of people like you."

I don't know Nick. I am having tons of fun right about now actually if you want to know the truth about it!

 

[not william stenchever]

That Mustang Belongs to Monty, Nick. I know it, you know it, the whole universe knows it. Do what's right.

Dude, Montymobile is the preferred nomenclature.

 

[EggImpregnator]

Anyone have those pics of young rekieta in college without facial hair?

 

[repentance]

"The Internet became so fucking unfun because of people like you."

Isn't this pretty much what he was saying in the early days of locals when his legacy audience was calling him out?

Nick picks April then Kayla will take a plea deal, send Nick Divorce papers and take the kids (if she hasn't already). Nick is in a Hell of his of his own Making

I don't believe Nick would consider Kayla leaving and taking the kids Hell. He'd revel in the freedom from responsibility and his only concern would be about the financial implications. If mummy and daddy offered Kayla a "one and done" financial package which satisfied his financial obligations, I think he'd be ecstatic.

I do wonder whether he'd be stupid enough to marry April without a prenup, though.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

GET READY!

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Today's meltdown is SO satisfying after the content drought and occasional comment section spergouts. This is Nick getting just as fucked up as his greatest hits like the Eric July meltdown and Dear Johm, and it's glorious. Fire up a stream Nick, tell us nerds how cool you and April are! EDIT: HE FUCKING IS LMAO KIWI KONTROL KOUNCIL GET IN HERE NAO

I think this is Nick, in his high school drama way, of telling April he lluuuuvvvvsss her by tweeting this nonsense as her. In various tweets he's said he'll be there forever, she's his "impetus" and he can't imagine living w/o her. I think he went full retard. Again.

Yeah, this reads like Nick stroking his narcissist ego (that is, the only thing he can stroke without Viagra) by copying a teenage girl. It only works in that Nick has the mindset of a teenage girl with his homosexuality and anorexia.

The way Nick has been melting down (going in Aaron's chat, the Sean tweet, etc) I think it all was triggered by Kayla leaving.

It's nothing hard to explain. Nick got out of his second round of rehab, got out of his parents house and is back in the balldo bunker, and now he has no one tard wrangling him into shutting up or not getting smashed on whiskey. Nick has almost 2 months of seething to work through. He is desperate to regain control of the narrative, so what better to do than grab April's phone (like any good cult leader he knows the password) and talk to himself whilst sperging at da haterz and nerdz? Nothing was worse for Nick than these past 2 months of getting clowned on and at best only being able to paypig his pedo pal Melton.

 

[Seafarer]

I don't believe Nick would consider Kayla leaving and taking the kids Hell. He'd revel in the freedom from responsibility and his only concern would be about the financial implications.

Logically speaking yes, but remember Rekieta hates people making fun of him and Kayla leaving would give his critics more ammo, which he would hate.

 

[Sharpeteer]

"The Internet became so fucking unfun because of people like you."

Kiwi Farms is quite possibly the most fun site on the entire internet.

Your channel is a source of dark, miserable, drunken coping. Most un-fun place ever. Nobody likes the town drunk at the bar.

 

[200MB]

Balldo's still at it pwning them nerds.

"I'd find a way to have fun in prison."
Yeah we know you would Nick.

EDIT: Archive

EDIT: Archive

GET READY!

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LETS FUCKING GOOO

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

NERD is Rekieta's "stalker child":

 

[break these cuffs]

NERD is Rekieta's "stalker child":
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In the post above yours he actually says "I will enjoy prison, nerd!" It's remarkable.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Enjoy loserdom stalker nerd!

 

[not william stenchever]

GET READY!

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The Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil has tallied the votes. This august body shall allow Nick one (1) stream for our own amusement, risking the integrity of our sides. So it has been decided.

 

[Haru Okumura]

"I was still too late"
"...before it's all over"

It's looking more and more like she got mopped, although the fact that they both started up again within minutes of each other after hours of silence is very curious and so they might be mirroring the prevailing narrative they're seeing here.


https://archive.is/hJXwV


https://archive.ph/KWtQl

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Isn't this pretty much what he was saying in the early days of locals when his legacy audience was calling him out?

When the internet became unfun for Maddox, we all laughed at his expense. When it became unfun for the Boulder King Mundane Matt, we laughed at his expense. When It was unfun for Tonkasaw, Andy Warski, Ethan Ralph, Sargon of Akkad, Cog, Mersch, Russel Greer, Keffals, Jack Murphy and hundreds of other lolcows, we laughed at their expense.
Nick Laughed at their Expense as well, they weren't finding the Internet particularly fun while Nick was laughing at them.

Well guess what Nick, you've had a a ton of time acting as the hammer and now it's your turn to be the nail, we're all laughing at your expense and because of that, like so many lolcows before you, lolcows that you mocked alongside us, you're not finding the internet fun anymore. Cry us a fucking river Nick, because we're just gonna laugh at that as well.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

I think Rekieta is too COOL to do Law stuff, that is for NERDS. You know what COOL people do? Co-host with DICK "COOL" MASTERSON, and VITO "RADICAL" THE PEDO.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Archive

Lmao, he mad.