Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Not only will Kamala win, but all Republicans in the Congress and Senate will not only be replaced with Democrats, but also thrown in prison, and Trump will be elected Biggest Most Giantest Poopyhead Hitler Monster Ever even though that wasn't even on the ballot.

I'm more likely to believe that Kamala will punish Republican voters than Trump punishing the Left. We all know that if she was the one having assassination attempts on her life every MAGA loving Republican would have their phones, email, and social media accounts searched. The Communist already hates Freedom of Speech and majority of the Amendments, except for the ones that made black people free and allowed to vote and the one that allowed women to vote because those directly affect her.

 

[Guenther Steiner]

Greetings Fatrick observers. I browse this board periodically, but one thing I'm curious about is the lore behind "farting into Niki's vagina." Imagining the logistics of such an act are quite hilarious to me, can I get a quick rundown of what that's all about? Oh and by the way, I'm already on my way to prison and I'll try to enjoy it.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Greetings Fatrick observers. I browse this board periodically, but one thing I'm curious about is the lore behind "farting into Niki's vagina." Imagining the logistics of such an act are quite hilarious to me, can I get a quick rundown of what that's all about? Oh and by the way, I'm already on my way to prison and I'll try to enjoy it.

It's something a pest said to him that got the direct response of "No stalker, you did not fart in my wife's vagina."

 

[Huddy Ledbetter]

Screenshots courtesy of OnA:

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Oh this is beautiful. I love the way these spineless weasels turn on each other the second one of their own falls out of favor. And of course there's always the "I always got a bad vibe from him" Monday morning quarterbacks who want to act like they were weren't fooled for a minute. Oh yeah? Well, why didn't you say anything when he was attacking Leslie Varney for daring to not feel sorry for Rick? Oh right, because then you would have been called a racist and the hive mind would have eaten you alive.
It's always hilarious to watch the cognitive dissonance of people whose entire worldview is basically: "Men bad, women good. White people bad, black people good." when something like this happens. Who do you side with? The white woman or the black man?

And this Gautum guy makes a really good point: paying for Ekpeki to come to all of this cons is just a way for white SF authors to feel good about themselves, while completely ignoring countless other African or South Asian writers who could have benefited more from the opportunity.

Ooof, that has got to smart. Green Bay Packers legend and three times league MVP Brett Favre is supporting Trump. He was the Packers QB for much of Pat's childhood and early adult life. And now he is a literal Nazi.

Pat hasn't made a tweet about it yet, merely retweeting someone else.

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Could this tip Wisconsin to Trump? How much hilarity would this cause?

No child, I never liked Favra. That is one your many delusions again. My quarterback was always Aaron Rodg....uh, I mean....Bart Starr...I mean...wait. for. the. knock.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

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Holy shit! Was that always the plan? Genius.

I like how he just admits he wants a slave caste to do his bidding and can't imagine someone else filling this roles.

 

[Huddy Ledbetter]

My prediction of how Ekpeki will respond to these allegations (if he does at all):
He'll give some song and dance about cultural differences and claim that in his culture no one "owns" a story and that the concept of authorship is a White colonialist construct. He may or may not also claim that his own culture has been appropriated from so many times that it's hypocritical for a White person to complain about him "borrowing" one measly little story. If he doesn't personally claim the latter, I guarantee that someone will make that argument on his behalf.

 

[Post Reply]

My prediction of how Ekpeki will respond to these allegations (if he does at all):

He will start a GoFundMe to begin crowd funding his response.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

My prediction of how Ekpeki will respond to these allegations (if he does at all):
He'll give some song and dance about cultural differences and claim that in his culture no one "owns" a story and that the concept of authorship is a White colonialist construct. He may or may not also claim that his own culture has been appropriated from so many times that it's hypocritical for a White person to complain about him "borrowing" one measly little story. If he doesn't personally claim the latter, I guarantee that someone will make that argument on his behalf.

He would actually be correct. Stories for his people were all verbal until around like 1000BCE or so when the Libyco alphabet was being created in North Africa. However the invention of writing first took place in the Middle East. Unless you go with Africans who like to think everything originated in Africa.

 

[Tablet County]

Vietnam isn't an ally. He's one of those dummies who thinks anybody who isn't an enemy must be an ally.

He must've missed that whole Vietnam War thing.

 

[Azdy]

Remember this widely used screenshot from a gay porno with a dude that looks like Patrick?

Well, I actually managed to track down not only the original, but a NEVER BEFORE SEEN second video with this guy who is apparently named Big Bull Byron / Beefy Byron.

He doesn't actually look that much like Rick...

Except from certain angles.

Spoiler: Very haram

https://xhamster.com/videos/cute-aussie-daddy-gets-a-handjob-11583154

https://xhamster.com/videos/big-bull-byron-strip-and-wank-6605780

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He must've missed that whole Vietnam War thing.

Didn't he say his father or something was in it?

 

[Tablet County]

Didn't he say his father or something was in it?

Yes, child. And his father singlehandedly beat the vietcong, making Vietnam a steadfast ally of the USA.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Not only will Kamala win, but all Republicans in the Congress and Senate will not only be replaced with Democrats, but also thrown in prison

And they will enjoy it.

Child.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Yes, child. And his father singlehandedly beat the vietcong, making Vietnam a steadfast ally of the USA.

Seems like something the man would do. After all he selfishly volunteered to put into a barrel with makeup on to save cowboy lives. Something Patrick would fail to imitate when Nikki puts him into his cage so he can watch black me fart in her vagina. The cage being his barrel and the bull semen being well bull semen and makeup for him.

 

[Markorian]

Yes, child. And his father singlehandedly beat the vietcong, making Vietnam a steadfast ally of the USA.

False, child. His gay rodeo clown dad singlehandedly beat OFF the vc. One in each hand.

 

[Triplethreat]

This screenshot from the end of the ethics complaint almost had me double up in laughte. Ooga, don’t you remember when the forum wrote an entire book in the correct style and then published it? Please don’t forget the book! It was a masterpiece- and proves Ooga all you need is a a keyboard and seven brain cells to run togethe.

We should run a short story competition- all writers currently dressed up as Africans are eligible to apply.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

We should run a short story competition- all writers currently dressed up as Africans are eligible to apply.

>Me African
>Me lazy
>Me no like work
>Have thought
>Put words on paper, sell paper, make money
>Words hard, me still lazy
>Have White lady put word on paper
>Take White lady paper, put my name on it, sell for money
>Genius
>White lady no like
>Call me "thief"
>Me no care
>Me dindu nuffin wrong
>She tell others
>Now me no can sell
>No more money
>They racist
>Me dindu nuffin wrong

 

[Cask of Amontillado]

The Farms always win.

Exactly the likely outcome of which if ever Fat Rick does FUCK AROUND and FIND OUT.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

And they will enjoy it.

Child.

No, stalker. They won't, and neither will you. Enjoy prison.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Rather massive posts of Rick seething.

Spoiler: Enjoy prison

>comment?
>this is why your life is already over, stalker


>all over
>this is why your life is already over
You didn't deny this at all, Rick. Enjoy retard prison.

More than 100 books bought for cheap because Rick is poor, fat, gay and consumes cheap toys and books and nu-series.

You're contradicting yourself, Pigtits.

No stalker child! I never even do these, never have I even threatening my Ex-wife and my unborn daughter, or even gets jealous of my best friend because he has a bigger penis size than me! SHUT. YOUR. FUCKING. MOUTH. Wait for the knock, stalker child.

You didn't deny that at all, Rick. You only get tens to hundreds of likes and retweets, and rarely thousands were exceeded. It's also funnier that your childing has no likes, and one retweets from any pests you despise. You also retweet yourself as well.

>$1 a week announcement
>simple fuck you

Rick admits being poor and jealous of other's wealth.

You didn't deny that you're a failure and being deeply jealous of Chad Keene at all, piggy.

>admits to never ignore the pests and posts related to him
>announced the arrest of the stalker child
>do fucking nothing
>actually sued to over 60 john does and lost
>enjoy prison and lies again
Superb 200 IQ movement right here, piggy.

You didn't deny experiencing every single humiliation thoroughly, Rick.

Rona doesn't exist at all, baby child. It's just you being delusional again. Enjoy prison.

You didn't deny your schedule at all, Rick.

Rick being a fat faggot with bitch tits.







Bert farts into Niki's vagina.

You didn't deny it at all.

Ragepigs at Queen Leslie.