💀 Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

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Eternal Gopnik said:

Blowy Zoey apparently got hired as a Lead Narrative Designer for some Alien game.
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So, according to this its a VR only game, somehow is intended to release only 7 weeks from now, and as far as the narrative stuff goes, here is what the page says:

COMPELLING ORIGINAL NARRATIVE
Experience the Alien universe firsthand with Zula Hendricks, a resilient former Colonial Marine with a complicated past on a dangerous mission to rescue friend and former squad mate, Benjamin Carver. With her synthetic companion Davis 01, Zula must fight her way to the heart of the Gemini Exoplanet Solutions research facility and confront the secrets waiting within. There she will discover new and deadly horrors that, once unleashed, could spell the end for humankind.

Oh yeah, she's definitely going to do some looney self insert for the main character

Its going to be an utter flop
 
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Haramburger said:
BrokenDollz, page 499, it's in the OP but it definitely doesn't stand out unless you knew the name beforehand.
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I said it at the top of this page

Anyway I can't believe narrative designer would be a full-time position for a VR game. Her linkedin credits herself for working at two other game studios for unreleased projects. I wonder why?

She also claims to have lead Crash Override for over two years, when in reality she abandoned it after 3 months
 
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The Hardest R said:
Per Glassdoor: https://www.glassdoor.com/Salaries/lead-narrative-designer-salary-SRCH_KO0,23.htm



The world ain’t fair sometimes.
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I said earlier in the thread I don't believe in cosmic justice and this just backs up that statement. Zoe Quinn is a pathological liar, scam artist, she drove a man to suicide and now makes 130k as a narrative designer when she should in all reality be completely ruined after what she's done. She should be working as a barista or flipping fries.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
I said earlier in the thread I don't believe in cosmic justice and this just backs up that statement. Zoe Quinn is a pathological liar, scam artist, she drove a man to suicide and now makes 130k as a narrative designer when she should in all reality be completely ruined after what she's done. She should be working as a barista or flipping fries.
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I'm somehow doubtful that 'Servios' is paying six figures for a lead narrative designer for a licensed VR shovelware video game. I'm sure that Lead Narrative Designers do well at real studios but is a bit of a stretch.

Also might not be cosmic justice - but it sure is Karmic justice. She wanted to be massive, to be famous, to be celebrated, and to find herself swimming in success, fame, and adoration. None of those things happened and she's a dried out whore that barely even KF cares about anymore. No impact, no legacy to point to, and nothing to blame her failures on besides herself.

She has nothing she wants and will never have anything she wants. I'm not sure outside of some comical act of god that her life could be more mediocre and further away from what she wanted.
 
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Tanner Glass said:
She wanted to be massive
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She is massive.

I don’t know why you all are so certain a lead narrative designer working for a Los Angeles-based studio isn’t making six figures other than wishful thinking. There are still gorillions of horny nerds who will spend money they don’t have for a chance to get their pipe smoked. She’s old and fat but she’s a notorious whore.
 
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Zoe Quinn has a bsky account?
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Frosted Snowflakes said:
Zoe Quinn has a bsky account?
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I think it's like a modern lefty thing for everyone to make a bluesky account then never actually use it.

The Hardest R said:
I don’t know why you all are so certain a lead narrative designer working for a Los Angeles-based studio isn’t making six figures other than wishful thinking. There are still gorillions of horny nerds who will spend money they don’t have for a chance to get their pipe smoked. She’s old and fat but she’s a notorious whore.
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Yeah unfortunately this is LA, and it's game development in the modern day, which means it's one place where being an empty-headed skank with a personality disorder who put all their points into being a social climber instead of into actual talent has potential to pay off.

Plus from what I know of LA 130k a year is not terrible but it's also not exactly amazing either. People waiting tables at Applebees probably make like 50k.

In any case this girl's an animal driven purely by instinct and her hound-like ability to hone in on any nearby dick, imo any success she's had or damage she's caused is more an indictment of the system around her. The whole thing is rotten with people exactly like this, so she fits right in.
 
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The Hardest R said:
She is massive.

I don’t know why you all are so certain a lead narrative designer working for a Los Angeles-based studio isn’t making six figures other than wishful thinking. There are still gorillions of horny nerds who will spend money they don’t have for a chance to get their pipe smoked. She’s old and fat but she’s a notorious whore.
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The programmers would be making around six figures, the writers and "designers" tend to make less because they're more replacable. Every year there's a couple hundred chumps graduating from school with degrees in "game design", which focus less on coding. Idea guys. Any 12 year-old can sit back and say "wouldn't it be cool if"

In reality she was brought in as a nepo hire to pitch ideas and brainstorm with other soys for a few weeks. Then the developers experiment and try to put them into practice, and usually fail or discover they suck. The actual design is just the first 20% of the development process. It's not a full-time role. So in each company she's likely stretching 2-3 months of cumulative work into years on her resume to fill in gaps.

And she probably rayionalizes it because the company can still email her once every other month with a question or a tweak, so it's IMPOSSIBLE for her to truly be on break. It's like a stressful pop-up window interrupting her life
 
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