Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 169 9.4%
  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 389 21.7%
  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 376 21.0%
  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 855 47.8%

  • Total voters
    1,790
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ISABELLA CAME BACK LOOKING LIKE A UBISOFT RAREWARE HYBRID ABOMINATION?! Does she still have the same voice actress because she was great in the role ngl.

Oh shit. Let me guess....most of the party members from the past three return but because of the new engine they all look like Ubisoft Rareware Abominations? Oh my god they better not ruin my Flemeth. Edit: Everyone looks like they got turned into an Immortals Fenix Rising/Kameo blend. Well shit...

I'm kinda glad Wynne departed the world. It is very obvious she foresaw what was gonna happen and, much like Carrie Fisher, she peaced the fuck out of existence.

Do they have like actual flowing robes btw? The absence of robes in DAI was depressing.
 
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Dorian, Isabela, Morrigan... have anyone seen how Zevran looks like in this game? So far the poor companions that resurfaced appeared as if there had been some worldwide T-virus infestation that made everyone in Thedas look fucked up.

Why even bring them back when there is no effort made to make them look even a little like their old selves? This isn't fanservice, it's outright public defecation.
 
Be prepared for a DA version of the orange man and more lgbtqiaxyz horrors.
I hope there's an extensive part of the game about how Qunari are indigenous to Seheron, and Tevinter are just evil ciswhite colonizers.

Maybe there will even be a mission where we use primitive parachutes to attack a Tevinter music festival.
 
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It’s genuinely hilarious Isabela is wearing a skimpy dancer outfit but with zero bust. Can’t encourage the male gaze but Arabian nights oriental dancer outfit is fine. (Meaning it was probably not done by Sarkesianian feminists but trannies jealous of not having real breasts).

Regarding Iron Bull, I feel like the BDSM stuff is just implicit enough you can ignore it and say it’s rough sex. (Well not entirely). But yeah, the trans stuff was just really picking up steam in 2014.
 
You will never be a real Grey Warden. You have no Calling, you have no Right of Conscription, you have no Joining.

You are an insane peasant twisted by lyrium dust and Blood Magic into a crude mockery of The Grey Warden's perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you.

Your fellow peasants are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your foolish appearance behind closed doors.

Grey Wardens are utterly repulsed by you.

Hundreds of years of fighting the Blight has allowed Grey Wardens to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency.

Even “Wardens” who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a real Grey Warden.
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I like the multiplayer in Dragon Age Inquisition: lots of choices behind the different skill combos. Best thing about the whole game.

It's just too bad that the maps and gameplay becomes repetitive quickly and the best stuff was gated behind real money lootbox shit.
 
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If I am not mistaken, the troons now find it insulting to be called men or women. They are TROONS now, a privileged snowflake class, and many of them also insist on calling themselves non-binary, even if being a troon is contradictory to being a non-binary.

TL;DR - present day troons are just unpleasant and hideous autists, perverts, and fetishists claiming special status while hoping someone will be impressed enough to touch them in a sexual manner.
If a person really believes he is of an opposite gender he will play as that gender since that represents how he sees himself. Logically, playing a transgender is like constantly deadnaming yourself since you define yourself on not being your so called correct gender.

It's all so tiring, because the tranny enablers refuse to engage with how illogical the whole thing is.
 
@Falcos_Commisar and @Scarlett Johansson, I humbly request you two and anyone else here interested in this corpse of Dragon Age to not buy it, even on sale.

It is not going to be worth $10 to be spat in the face with a boring story, terrible social commentary, minimal choices carried over, and subpar gameplay.

You could pirate it and experience the cringe or wait for mods to dewokify it. I expect it to leak very fast by this November.

This is not another Inquisition, which was at mostly tolerable and overall enjoyable. Dragon Age: Woketard is different beast of disrespect.

I, for one, do not want to contribute a single shekel to these troon developers who have massacred player choice and twisted the game into an ugly representation of their reality. Hitting them in their wallet will be like giving them a swift kick in the stankditch.
 
What always grinds my gears about this crap is how in every universe trans, queers, gays, and mainly faggots always use the same terms, same color, same everything. Rather than use the science fiction or fantasy setting to obfuscate the politics they just have it front and center ruining the point. Lazy writing at its worst.

I believe there is a reason for that.

Evidence suggests that people react and respond similarly to fictional characters as they do real life friends. This has been known about since at least the late 1970s, possibly earlier. This is why children's media, like Sesame Street, for example, always made an effort to represent black and Latino families on their show, because your brain can't tell the difference between your black friend and your black friend from television, and if you see black people positively represented in media, you are more likely to think, "Y'know what? Black people are alright, really."

It is for this reason that representation is shilled so hard, especially recently.

The problem they run up to with the trans shit is that being black is about who you are, whereas being trans is about who you're pretending to be. The entire premise is built on untruth, and trans ideology is frequently inconsistent and contradictory, because it's changed as and when required, based on whatever is most advantageous for whatever particular argument is being had at the time. This makes for shaky foundations, even before you get into the fact that most trans people tend to be narcissistic bullies with a habit of pushing their luck beyond everybody's patience. After a while, even well-meaning people who support the idea of transgenderism in theory can kind of see they're being manipulated and gaslit, and start asking questions about the whole shady business. This is how gender critical individuals are born!

The reason they've included transgender characters in this game and explicitly used that word is because they're trying to play the representation game. They want you to see this awesome, positive portrayal of what is explicitly a transgender person and, for want of a better word, trick you into thinking this trangender character represents all trans people, and change your views accordingly.

Man, this really sucks. I love Dragon Age.

You know what, fuck this. I’m going to create a mod that removes all this gay shit, I’m not losing out on a great gaming experience because of a troon, they can suck my whole dick.

As for Veilguard..... I'll get it for $10 on sale

Literal niggercattle behaviour, guys.

Do not buy this game.
Do not buy this game, even if you intend to mod it into something un-pozzed.
Do not buy it, even if it's ten dollars on sale on Steam.
Do not even pirate this game.

Leave this shit on the table like the worthless foul-tasting lump of cold poison that it is.

I guarantee you, there is no awesome, mind-blowing gameplay experience hidden somewhere in this game that will make it worth paying for, even at a discount. Any modicum of enjoyment you might get from this game will be available elsewhere, without all of the woke DEI slop that is included in this game.
 
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