Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Edward Teach]

Alright....here is how we know Balldo got scammed......

Healthcare is free in Jamaica and abortion is illegal. Unless she was going to get a coat hanger treatment.



Jamaica has a two-tiered healthcare system with a public sector and a private sector:

• Public sector
  Provides primary care, public health, and hospital care for free to citizens and legal residents. The public sector includes the Ministry of Health, Regional Health Authorities, and a network of healthcare facilities.
  
  
  
• Private sector
  Provides outpatient services and pharmaceuticals. The private sector is largely the leader in the healthcare industry.
  
  
  

No, abortion is not legal in Jamaica:

• The Offences Against the Person Act (OAPA 64) of 1864 criminalizes abortion in all circumstances
  
  
  
• A woman who seeks an abortion or anyone who assists her can be sentenced to life in prison
  
  
  
• Supplying or purchasing materials for abortion can result in a sentence of up to three years in prison
  
  
  
• The law is rarely enforced
  
  

Complications from illegal abortions are a leading cause of maternal deaths in Jamaica. Unsafe abortion is prevalent in Jamaica.

 

[Oxyjen]

A woman who seeks an abortion or anyone who assists her can be sentenced to life in prison

Insert Nick serving a life sentence in a Jamaican prison joke here:

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

If you don't like the thread then why are you here?

If something is featured on the site, I read about it. I’m sorry I interrupted your struggle session with a different opinion.

 

[Dan of Steel]

Still mad. And yes, I read them. I was under the impression that him going to the Jamaican swinger resort had already been proven for a long time. Nick is a habitual liar so I don’t keep tabs every time he changes his story. As for being a tourist, sorry if I think Nick is boring. I wasn’t into him ~5 years ago when he was liked on this site because I he would come on MATI and make unfunny, needlessly vulgar jokes. If the big takeaway from this screenshot dump is “HE ADMITTED IT FOR THE FIRST TIME”, then I still think that this is a nothingburger and a transparent move for attention.

>I don't care about Nick
>But I'm going to keep posting in his thread and acting retarded and obtuse because I REALLY don't care guys.
>Also women doing anything is only for attention because uhhhhhhh......... women le bad
if you don't care then stop posting nigger. I'm not sure what axe you have to grind against Kalea is, she has 2 posts on here and I would imagine a good majority of posters ITT had no idea who the fuck she is. Did she block you or turn you down when you asked for her nudes on Locals or something?

 

[Captain Manning]

“Medical expenses”. He never said anything about an abortion, and never thought this would be the conclusion everyone would jump to, because he’s retarded, just wanted a former mod to feel bad, and as always didn’t think it through.

I think you're missing something here.

He said that dancers who get pregnant get fired.

I ask you this:

What would a reasonable person who reads that think the "medical expenses" are in relation to a dancer who gets pregnant and is facing termination of employment?

Consider even somebody who is neutral on Rekieta, or knows nothing about him

You are correct through. He didn't think it through. He never does. He's an impulsive retard.

If something is featured on the site, I read about it. I’m sorry I interrupted your struggle session with a different opinion.

You are entitled to your own opinion. You are not entitled to your own facts. A good half of @Kalea's post contained new DMs that occurred on the 27th. You came in here hot and heavy and accused her of attention whoring and sharing nothing new. When, in fact, she pretty obviously shared new stuff. That's why it's featured.

Insert Nick serving a life sentence in a Jamaican prison joke here:

"No problem, mon. I can have fun in a Jamaican prison, unlike you NERDS!"

 

[Butwhythough2]

If sacrificing niggas to the harvest works this good it's no wonder the ancient people keep doing it. All of our sacrifices have pretty much self selected anyway. How were Ralph or Nick suppose to keep being treated with kid-gloves the way they were acting?

And the thing is, they know we watch them and we document both good times and bad times. If you're under constant watch then oversharing and then doing a heel turn doesn't make the forum sympathetic to your plights, especially if you're an impotent angry pig man living in Mexico to avoid the courts and a fake lawyer who prided himself on traditional values only to be a degenerate, coke head, hedonist, gay, swinger, cuck, that gave coke to his 9 year old daughter.

 

[Vibralldo]

Whether or not the pregnancy was a scam, the $1000 would've been better served going to a college fund for his kids. Even just giving them an Xbox would be a better use.

Yeah, but knowing Nick that $1000 was going right up his nose so it's better that it was given to nearly anyone else

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Still mad. And yes, I read them. I was under the impression that him going to the Jamaican swinger resort had already been proven for a long time. Nick is a habitual liar so I don’t keep tabs every time he changes his story. As for being a tourist, sorry if I think Nick is boring. I wasn’t into him ~5 years ago when he was liked on this site because I he would come on MATI and make unfunny, needlessly vulgar jokes. If the big takeaway from this screenshot dump is “HE ADMITTED IT FOR THE FIRST TIME”, then I still think that this is a nothingburger and a transparent move for attention.

Hedonism II was proven more or less beyond a shadow of a doubt regardless of what Nick says due to photos they released of their asses sitting on a seawall.

What's new is Nick admitting to paying a Jamaican dancer stripper $1,000 for a medical expense that was mostly likely supposed to be an abortion.

This is fresh lore, quit spilling your spaghetti all over the thread.

 

[repentance]

Alright....here is how we know Balldo got scammed......

Healthcare is free in Jamaica and abortion is illegal. Unless she was going to get a coat hanger treatment.



Jamaica has a two-tiered healthcare system with a public sector and a private sector:

• Public sector
  Provides primary care, public health, and hospital care for free to citizens and legal residents. The public sector includes the Ministry of Health, Regional Health Authorities, and a network of healthcare facilities.
  
  
  
• Private sector
  Provides outpatient services and pharmaceuticals. The private sector is largely the leader in the healthcare industry.
  

No, abortion is not legal in Jamaica:

• The Offences Against the Person Act (OAPA 64) of 1864 criminalizes abortion in all circumstances
  
  
  
• A woman who seeks an abortion or anyone who assists her can be sentenced to life in prison
  
  
  
• Supplying or purchasing materials for abortion can result in a sentence of up to three years in prison
  
  
  
• The law is rarely enforced

Complications from illegal abortions are a leading cause of maternal deaths in Jamaica. Unsafe abortion is prevalent in Jamaica.

Abortion is illegal in many countries, that's what makes it expensive. There's also no reason a woman would have to remain in Jamaica to have an abortion.

I think Nick is full of shit about it/got scammed, too, but abortion being illegal in Jamaica isn't evidence of that - not even close.

 

[datura_binge]

Hedonism II was proven more or less beyond a shadow of a doubt regardless of what Nick says.

What's new is Nick admitting to paying a Jamaican dancer $1,000 for a medical expense that was mostly likely supposed to be an abortion.

This is fresh lore, quit spilling your spaghetti all over the thread.

I realize you are chastising somebody else, but I must have missed where the new info came from too ...I thought I was all caught up. How did we learn about this dancer etc? I feel like I've read speculation for pages but I missed an origin story.

 

[demicolon]

Remember that the whole schtick of dropping tee-hee so clandestine hints of what he did (as in, recording himself at Hedonism II and publicizing it) and secretly hoping people will find out is exactly what Chris Chan did. Also who the fuck wants people to know you attend drug-addled swinger orgies? It's like bragging about being on Epstein Island.

 

[Burt Macklin]

Also, it's really funny how Nick completely changes his tune once he gets made fun of. It's almost like he's able to dish it but not take it.

It's almost like he should have been made fun of or bullied like he says all the nerds should've been.

The Twitter DMs are from this week.

I don't know why this dumbass keeps talking to people knowing his DMs are gonna get leaked. Don't get me wrong, it's great content for the farms, but if this guy would just get off the Internet he wouldn't be in all the shit he's in. He thinks DMs are private but this is the Internet dude. The Internet's gonna Internet.

 

[Anti Lolicon Bomb]

So if I understood correctly about the 1000$ "dancer", the different options are:
1. Nick rawdogged her either intentionally or accidentally and payed for an abortion like a good responsible Christian.
2. Nick fucked her with protection and she scammed/blackmailed him for 1000$ for an accidental abortion.
3. Nick had multiple Niggers fuck the dancer and payed her 1000$ as the only significant tip he owns.
4. Nick and his wife fell for the most basic bitch scam ever and touts his action as if he is moral for falling for it.
5. Nick and his wife managed to find the one person in a hedonism commune with a real sob story and actually believes that 1000$ will be enough to raise that kid with his mom out of work.

Place your bets people!

3 and 4 are tough to choose between, one the one hand Nick is well into his der coomer era, on the other hand, they might be the dumbest trailer trash I have ever laid eyes on.

 

[Oxyjen]

I realize you are chastising somebody else, but I must have missed where the new info came from too ...I thought I was all caught up. How did we learn about this dancer etc? I feel like I've read speculation for pages but I missed an origin story.

Go to the kiwi farms front page and click on the top link. Yup, it is moving fast.

 

[datura_binge]

Go to the kiwi farms front page and click on the top link. Yup, it is moving fast.

Wow I feel like an idiot. I've just been refreshing the thread, last thing I saw up there was about him threatening to copy strike.

 

[Kino Dogmeat]

 

[FiveStarAce]

Nick is big dawging Ralph as usual. This is KONTENT.

Also correct me if i am wrong, but isn't titleing a a clip already transformative enough?

 

[Captain Manning]

I realize you are chastising somebody else, but I must have missed where the new info came from too ...I thought I was all caught up. How did we learn about this dancer etc? I feel like I've read speculation for pages but I missed an origin story.

It's literally the post featured on the front page right now:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/page-6808#post-19681596

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

Holy shit Rekieta you are full of shit:

You only went to the Jamaican cuckold brothel to wall around naked as a monogamous couple? Press X to doubt.

And don't blame people for calling your spouse a whore, blame yourself for turning your marriage into a whorehouse, you drunkard imbecile.

Your downfall would be funny, if it didn't involve 5 kids.

PS: Hi Ana Kasparian.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

So is this a verified Kalea? 'tis the season for very gay ops.

Agreed, this really needs to be KiwiVerified.