Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gulls on Film]

"It's all in your gay fantasies," says married man trying to live out his gay fantasies.

 

[Radola Gajda]

I had my doubts, but they have been put to rest. Nick really is white nigger.
No matter what is real story Crackets looks terrible.
He is not kind of person who would give 1000 bucks to some foreign whore out of goodness of his Christian heart.

 

[Captain Manning]

So the third lot totally wasn't new then, him admitting to visiting Hedonism II for the first time and seething about ElissaClips wasn't new, the messages were from like 27th or something this month, week even, but that's not new enough for an A&H tourist.

Did you even fucking read the messages?

I've noticed something interesting a while back...

When @Balldo's Gate hits up the Community Happenings thread with a Rekieta update, there will usually be a minority of people slapping his posts with trash cans.

And then when I go look up those people doing it, I see they are frequent posters in either the Boss Man Jack and/or the Fatrick threads.

Try it sometime.

Remember last year? Remember the three top contenders for LotY? It doesn't take a genius to figure out what's going on here. Why there is resentment over Rekieta getting attention.

This thread is heavier on the mutt's law posting than I'm comfortable with, but at this point it can no longer be denied that Nick and Kayla had sex with Jamaicans.

If it's any help, Mutt's Law is usually about prison rape.

And last I checked, most people are still of the opinion Nick can avoid prison. How long that will last, I don't know. Nick seems to be doing everything possible to get the state to bitch slap him hard.

 

[drsb]

Well, I think he recently discovered the pitfall with always being vague and "you don't have all the details". Once he was confronted with additional information, he had to scramble and come up with new details fast. It's either:

Option A: He went to Hedonism II to discuss anime with black bulls while also giving $1000 to a random Jamaican woman because she got pregnant.

Option B: He's a degenerate cuckold who gets pleasure from watching multiple, black dongs slam into his wife without protection.

Now that he's admitted going to Hedonism II, which option is it Kiwibros and Kiwisistahs?

Option B for SURE!!!

 

[ChromaQuack]

One of these days I'm going to watch this garbage just to see how bad Nick's taste is. I will suffer for this thread lmao. I'll be the one needing coke afterwards.

Suffah and remember to post a review in the style of Jaimas' powering through shitty games after you do.

Or booze. That is 100% how Rackets watched it. Drunk out of his mind for around 5 hours, watching a 12 episode trash fire while not feeding his kids

He was gooning to it the whole time, why do you think he went out of his way to get the 'Uncut! Uncensored!' version? him being drunk was a given but not related to the quality of the anime.

Hoes mad. Does this add anything new? That’s my point. These are 1+ year old messages that are just more of Nick being a whiny spoiled rich kid. If you’re going to leak old stuff for attention make it something good or new.

"I'm too much of a retard to actually read the leaks before I shit all over the floor"
That's good to know bro, now go back to reddit.

 

[Father Time]

How sad, the child has to be the adult because the adult is mentally retarded.

Who would of guessed his ADA retard would be Nick

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

Nick fucked a female dancer, got her pregnant, and had to pay for her abortion

That's what it is 100%

Everyone was yelling pull up, but nobody was yelling pull out...

 

[Law]

Nick could take the place of Warlord, he's already gay and if he gets a bit too uppity Cobes can punch him and call him a faggot.

From your mouth to God's ears.

Balldoman looks like something out of James Gunn's Suicide Squad.

He looks like an even gayer version of Juggernaut, and X-men villains are already pretty darn gay.

race-based cuckoldry

Of course Rackets is a racist on top of everything else. He doesn't see black men as men who just happen to be black, he views black men as dangerous, abnormal "others", and sees having sex with them as taboo. He fetishizes blackness, he doesn't care about these guy's feelings or personalities, he just wants them to fill the role of "bbc". Scratch a cuck, a racist bleeds.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Everyone was yelling pull up, but nobody was yelling pull out...

Given the balldo and the perpetual whisky dick, can you blame us!? No one expected Nick would be able to get it up long enough to impregnate a Jamaican hooker!

 

[Major]

Pug status?

Sold for coke

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Everyone was yelling pull up, but nobody was yelling pull out...

I figured Nick would have remembered Drex lamenting his lousy pull-out game, but I guess only NERDS worry about rawdogging whores.

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

What would a mongrelized Rekieta let loose upon the Jamaican countryside even look like? Does he end up working at Hedonism in an effort to find his father? Does he find a calling to settle tribal disputes?

It's a good thing Nick is gay and we'll never have to find out.

 

[not william stenchever]

Given the balldo and the perpetual whisky dick, can you blame us!? No one expected Nick would be able to get it up long enough to impregnate a Jamaican hooker!

When the miracle at Hedo 2 occurred and lil' nick stood to, do you think he shouted "GOD'S PLAN, BISH!" before giving that jamacian lady the most disappointing sexual encounter she's had in years?

 

[Cane Skretteburg]

So the third lot totally wasn't new then, him admitting to visiting Hedonism II for the first time and seething about ElissaClips wasn't new, the messages were from like 27th or something this month, week even, but that's not new enough for a thread tourist.

Did you even fucking read the messages?

Still mad. And yes, I read them. I was under the impression that him going to the Jamaican swinger resort had already been proven for a long time. Nick is a habitual liar so I don’t keep tabs every time he changes his story. As for being a tourist, sorry if I think Nick is boring. I wasn’t into him ~5 years ago when he was liked on this site because I he would come on MATI and make unfunny, needlessly vulgar jokes. If the big takeaway from this screenshot dump is “HE ADMITTED IT FOR THE FIRST TIME”, then I still think that this is a nothingburger and a transparent move for attention.

 

[PetrolSniffer42069]

Uhh, guys?

 

[not william stenchever]

Still mad. And yes, I read them. I was under the impression that him going to the Jamaican swinger resort had already been proven for a long time. Nick is a habitual liar so I don’t keep tabs every time he changes his story. As for being a tourist, sorry if I think Nick is boring. I wasn’t into him ~5 years ago when he was liked on this site because I he would come on MATI and make unfunny, needlessly vulgar jokes. If the big takeaway from this screenshot dump is “HE ADMITTED IT FOR THE FIRST TIME”, then I still think that this is a northingburger and a transparent move for attention.

If you don't like the thread then why are you here?

 

[Cane Skretteburg]

If you don't like the thread then why are you here?

If something is featured on the site, I read about it. I’m sorry I interrupted your struggle session with a different opinion.

 

[porkWellington]

Whether or not the pregnancy was a scam, the $1000 would've been better served going to a college fund for his kids. Even just giving them an Xbox would be a better use.

 

[repentance]

From what we know about his family and specifically his upbringing, the answer to this question:

Is this:

Nick might have been OK with his own family seeing it but it's obvious from his DMs with Kalea that he wasn't OK with Kayla's family finding out about any of it and that's why he tried to find a way to be an exhibitionist about it while maintaining (what he thought was) plausible deniability. He also implies that it's Kayla who didn't want it to be publicly known (this tracks with other stuff he's said).

This is totally transparent. This woman just wants attention. Nick Rekieta is a scumbag and a deadbeat, but leaking old messages so you can have your 15 minutes of fame is gay as fuck.

You know Nick has leaked information about his conversations with his followers, right?

Cocaine combined with alcohol produces byproduct chemicals that literally destroy braincells.
Nick was never that smart to begin with, and he has totally ravaged his brains ability to function over the course of two years as a junky alcoholic.
Plus his diet is shit, and he doesn't sleep enough for his body to repair the damage he's done to it. I wouldn't be surprised if he gets dementia at some point, and earlier than most.

He's already showing signs of wet brain, which will only get worse. Alcohol alone can cause that and the damage is irreparable.

I feel like the whole “I like me” speech has come from one of his team of therapists who are working around the clock on this difficult case.

Nick's been making "I like me" statements for a couple of years now, since long before he had any reason to be in therapy.

Whoever is going to April’s omnibussy be careful, have an exit strategy, have someone outside ready to film Nick rushing to record you, have fun, have a good looking woman ready to call Nick a faggot nerd loser, and most importantly do not bring shame to Kiwi Farms/ rDrama/ ONA/ Elissa/ Romaine and Energii_King.

No pressure we are all counting on you.

It's been posted many times that it's a Zoom hearing. Why do none of you read at least the last few pages of the thread before posting?

He can't control or even try to control the Farms because he refuses to make an account. He can control the way he interacts with a mod because that mod reaches out to him to get stuff to post. There's a distinct difference between the two. The former causes him react in an explosive and funny manner, the later he just seethes and blames the other guy. Post your DMs if you want, that's fine. I'm just saying that enterprising Kiwis who want to engage directly with Nick are just as ineffective as CWC alogs.

Kalea isn't a Kiwi who reached out to Nick to gather content. You'd know that if you read the messages properly or read the thread.

The fact that rekeita is talking about boozing as soon as this is all over confirms that it will never be over.

It's not the first time he's mentioned it, but I doubt it surprises anyone.

I don't think people are hammering in the implications of this enough: with how much coke was in her hair, this implies that the adults in the house were smoking enough crack for her to be considered a heavy, regular user via Second-Hand Crack SmokeTm.

People aren't hammering it because it's already been done to death many times.

I think the parents are enablers. Only excuse for how they testified in court.

Nick's parents are the enablers. The kids were with Kayla's parents and it's pretty clear from the DMs that it's Kayla's family Nick didn't want finding out about Hedo because it would cause drama.

 

[Oxyjen]

Medical expenses”. He never said anything about an abortion, and never thought this would be the conclusion everyone would jump to, because he’s retarded, just wanted a former mod to feel bad, and as always didn’t think it through.

It’s the word “discretely” that’s the problem. Which is the wrong word to start with, it should be discreetly.
It implies dealing with the problem (pregnancy) in such a way (medically and discreetly and quickly) that the management will not find out, and thus not fire her.

If he meant something else, such as, this is a consolation prize for inevitably getting unfairly fired while she has the baby, then he sure as shit didn’t say that.