If you think about it Zelensky is the Bossmanjack of dictators. I'm only partially joking when I say that if you look at all the dumb military decisions he makes through the eyes of a gambling addict it makes a lot more sense
*battle of Kiev starts*
"No, oh my God"
*Russians draw back from Queef*
YES GUYS! YES!
*Retakes Kherson and Kharkov*
OH DUDE I JUST FUCKING WON
*Russians take Bakhmut*
C'mon man
*Russians defeat the counteroffensyiv*
This cannot be happening, fuck my life
*Gets fancy new wunderwaffe*
YEAH! LET'S GO!!!
*Russians take Avdiivka and melt the lines behind it*
Oh my God, that's crazy
*Launches Kursk offensive*
Should I withdraw this? Shut up I'm not losing it dude
*Russians take 2014 line, move to Pokrovsk and turn Kursk into a resource blackhole*
This is so sad man, imma fuck a dude, that's fucked up man
And inevitably some time in the future
*Kiev falls*
FUCK, I JUST LOST IT ALL