Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[WEEKEND]

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He's pity farming.

"I've made some bad choices".

uh yeah, I'd say so. "I've made some bad choices", lol what fucking idiot.

 

[Fapcop]

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He's pity farming.

“Maybe things would have turned out better if I hadn’t sat all night getting shitfaced, but cooked a steak now and then!”

Ya think.

Gotta love the “I made some bad choices” as if he was just happened to have fallen for the coca temptation once or twice, and is standing in front of a judge.

And haven’t gone through a years long degeneration arc, lying to his audience constantly and telling everyone who could see what was going on that they’re a weird prude.

Has he even mentioned the election? Or has he just given totally up on the Trump and guns grift?!

Nick apparently still believes that his audience is there for Nick.

Goddamn he’s a tard.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

April pretended to be lost in the woods while using the Internet to post pictures of her ordeal from her cell April pretended to be lost in the woods while using the Internet to post pictures of her ordeal from her cell phone.

Did April pick up an infection in her left eye in the woods? Looking over the omnibussin' disaster, I couldn't stop watching her swollen left eyelid (and getting flashbacks of the leaked Locals pic of Nick's eye [s/o @CoomerTime back on page 3799] the day before they got arrested )

 

[Mr. Manchester]

One thing that keeps Barb and her husband coming back year after year (24 years) to Hedonism II? The staff!
They get to know you and remember you each time you come back.

What beautiful accommodations! Boy is she overdressed for the naked pool.
Hedo Weedo and the playroom are a must-see!

That first video is giving me cult vibes.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Nick deserves a round of applause for that one.

I don't think Nick needs a round of clap in addition to all of his present troubles.
He deserves one, though.

 

[Desktop User2]

Dumb bitch had dollar signs in her eyes already and thought it’d be endless 10.000 viewer days. Nick at least had the foresight to realize that it was a perfect storm and wouldn’t last.

It didn´t last because he killed it. It´s not foresight to claim a building will be on fire when you drive a tanker full of aviation fuel into it.

 

[Captain Manning]

What beautiful accommodations! Boy is she overdressed for the naked pool.
Hedo Weedo and the playroom are a must-see!

This video is amazing, because they don't front load it.

Up until 2:55: "Huh. That's actually a really nice looking hotel. I'd love to visit Jamaica. I wouldn't mind staying there. I wonder why they call it Hedonism II though?"

After about 2:55: "Oh... oh... OH! Okay, I get it now. Nevermind. This shit needs to be burned to the fucking ground."

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I walked away from Nick in 2020, and I didn't start paying attention to him again until late 2022. So, I missed pretty much all of the LB saga.

Am I to understand LegalBytes complained about not getting paid by Nick, and the rest of Lawtube gave her shit for it?

It's not that strange to me. It was probably a difficult topic to criticize Nick on because he likely made various "implied" statements in his usual roundabout way.

Andrew (Legal Mindset) went over this over the past day. He claims he, LegalBytes, and Joe were all promised some sort of compensation or gift of some kind (it sounded very vague), and then Andrew also said Rekieta implied some sort of compensation to poach guests from LegalBytes.

According to what Andrew said, what LegalBytes and her friends were trying to organize was some sort of unified LawTube setup (I don't think he really specified if it was a specific LawTube channel, or a rotation where each streamer gets a different trial, or what) and that there was an expectation that everyone would sign a contract to that effect. I'd see why people wouldn't want to do that at all.

But at the same time, the initial status quo of "Nick Rekieta keeps all the money, everyone else gets some of the publicity" was not viable. Nick probably never realized that and is now entering "I MADE YEW BISH!" mode, which is likely permanent.

Because, to @keke's point, it seems odd that Nick not paying people is fine when Nick is a rockstar, but it becomes an issue as soon as he becomes a social pariah.

I get lawyers can argue either side of a case depending on what team they're currently supporting, but it looks weird to normal-ass people.

It has nothing to do with being a lawyer.

Rekieta's latest meltdown has included some very nasty attacks on his former guests. If he's going to go after people like Sean or Andrew, why WOULDN'T Andrew respond with the shit about Rekieta he knew from behind the scenes that he kept private?

Basically Rekieta is melting down to the extent that his channel's prospects are now somehow worse than they were back in May and June when his current situation started. He's not "pulling up". He's doubling down. There's no financial incentive to keep Nick's dirty laundry a secret anymore and there's a lot of personal incentive now that he's going after random people who don't defend his bullshit, I wouldn't be surprised to see more of this.

It also has everything to do with what @Third World Aristocrat said:

And when Nick was big, any aggressive attempt to address this monetary issue would be counterattacked by a large fanbase.

 

[Stiffy]

Did April pick up an infection in her left eye in the woods? Looking over the omnibussin' disaster, I couldn't stop watching her swollen left eyelid (and getting flashbacks of Nick's eye when they got arrested and the Locals leaked image 2 days before

Nick is slapping her face with the Balldo, she is already trauma bonded to him...so sad.

 

[Melty Butter]

This is what I recall. It didn't have anything to do with money. She got mad that DUI Guy snickered at something that happened in court and suddenly everybody was butthurt that he was "disrespecting the court" or some such bullshit.

There were three separate issues concerning LB:

1. Between Rittenhouse and Depp - but it came out later - LB suggested a rotating "host" streamer who would get all the Superchats on their given day. Nick has a (very funny) 'I hate all communities' rant in which he later exposed this. LB went on to do very well in the Depp trial hosting her own lawyer crew.
2. During the Depp trial Hoag Law and LB were live on stream when DUIGuy (and Law & Lumber) gasped from the courtroom. They found it unseemly for lawyers to react that way. Cue dumb drama. LB was shamed.
3. Much later it was revealed by Mindset and Nick (a coordinated assault?) that LB's fiance was reluctant to have Nick at her wedding. He tried to vet Nick - hilarious. Nick declined to attend.

Left to Right: Law&Lumber, Runkle, LawTalkWithMike, Kurt, Mindset, Nate.
Also, at some point (I forget when), she went on Joe's stream to try to make nice with Nick but he didn't show up. Joe was trying to reconcile the conflict.
Edit: Clarifications

 

[Procrastinhater]

He won't, he will plea out at the last second like the true nerd he is.

I think you're right. He's stubborn but deep down he's bitchmade. When he sees the writing on the wall he'll pussy out and ask for a deal. Balldo doesn't have the balls or the (working) dick to fight this to the bitter end and shit talk the Judge at sentencing like a true rebel.
Clyde Barrow my ass.

Or lift?

With those shoulders?

This was a male cheerleader that couldn't even do lifts, such a fucking dork he couldn't reliably lift and throw 110 pound High-school girls. He was a weedy fag back then and now he's a malnourished coke skelly.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Guys, bad news. Officer Jim Felt retired last week.
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It was too much felting he couldn't keep up anymore.


I'll be honest and admit at some point I thought that rackets may not win lolcow of the year, he went quiet for a little bit and as funny as some background stuff was it wasn't apparent. I had faith that when the cases began things would pick up steam again, but man. Thank god he's too stupid to shut up and even his sweepers have begun to turn on him.

 

[TexOffender]

1. Much later it was revealed by Mindset and Nick (a coordinated assault?) that LB's fiance was reluctant to have Nick at her wedding. He tried to vet Nick - hilarious. Nick declined to attend.

Don't remember where i heard it, maybe it was on one of Nicks streams but supposedly LB's fiancee wanted to punch Nick. Have a feeling there was more to it than him randomly hating them without ever having met. Also I'm sure LB's fiancee would have laid Nick out without a problem.

 

[Stupor Mario]

I'll be honest and admit at some point I thought that rackets may not win lolcow of the year, he went quiet for a little bit and as funny as some background stuff was it wasn't apparent. I had faith that when the cases began things would pick up steam again, but man. Thank god he's too stupid to shut up and even his sweepers have begun to turn on him.

Can we just award Nick a Lolcow Lifetime Achievement award? Would it be fair to say that he's the GOAT lolcow?

 

[Procrastinhater]

I don't think Nick needs a round of clap in addition to all of his present troubles.
He deserves one, though.

He already has a dose of it.
What he needs is a round of antibiotics.

 

[Tablet County]

One thing that keeps Barb and her husband coming back year after year (24 years) to Hedonism II? The staff!
They get to know you and remember you each time you come back.

Why is it called Hedonism II anyway? Was there another Hedonism in Belgrade or something and they were forced to move locations? Or is it a joke like 'if Hedonism is so good, why isn't there a Hedonism 2?'

 

[Fapcop]

That first video is giving me cult vibes.

God, I can’t imagine anything more sad than a group of boomers pretending to be 20 again, chasing strange in public and doing the most degenerate shit. Because god forbid your wife gets fucked by strangers normally. It’s gotta be on the swing or on a cross while you’re blazed out of your mind on weed.

How fucking broken in the head and heart do you have to be to go there?

What on earth would make a man look at his five kids in his nice house and his beautiful wife and say: “You know something? Things are good but they could be even better if my wife got fucked by strangers and I got some wine mom tits!”

The Rekieta story really is a morality tale. Honor your god, your wife and your word, or you can be humbled in ways you didn’t even imagine.

 

[Dan of Steel]

Why is it called Hedonism II anyway? Was there another Hedonism in Belgrade or something and they were forced to move locations? Or is it a joke like 'if Hedonism is so good, why isn't there a Hedonism 2?'

The sign for Sneedonism II is a subtle joke...
Who knows? I feel like every one of these weird places for midlife crisis sex perverts has a stupid name. Gay 90s, Hedonism 2, etc etc.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Nick Rekieta is a nerd that is cargo culting the idea of a jock. Him getting addicted to drugs and alcohol, and fucking April, is no different than a Nigerian installing a ceiling fan on top of a go-cart and calling it a helicopter. Both are a superficial mimicking of the target subject, with a fundamental misunderstanding of how it works. Furthermore, both lack the biological cognitive prerequisites needed to even comprehend the realities that go into making the target subject work.

Nick's attempt to reinvent himself in such a jarring way likely stems from wanting to distance himself from past failures (specifically, his ongoing decline) and more personal frustrations/insecurities. Nick projects someone who he thinks would be beyond criticism as an escape while not realizing how juvenile his tastes are.

This is a psychological defense mechanism, or to put it another way, a cope.

It's supposed to be pronounced like cover. IIRC Aaron explained it on the Kino Casino, it's supposed to be a combination of quadruple (coz there's four of them) and cover (because they ran cover for each other in hiding their degeneracy)

Aaron first mentioned the Qover during his stream with Keanu (after the Keanu/Nick text stream). This was post-Kino Casino, and Aaron only specified that it started with a 'Q' and had the same phonetic as "cover" and spelled "Qover".

This happened while reading a text Aaron received from Kayla:

KF has speculated what it meant since then, but the newer spelling of Quover from the April_Law111 account hints that it could be a combination of quadruple+cover.

Since there is no definitive spelling for this made-up term, I prefer the more phonetic spelling of Qover to avoid confusion.

The nanny was around for 5 or 6 years, so Kayla and Nick were most likely doing it mostly on their own prior to him starting streaming. He also worked outside the home prior to becoming a lawyer, so there were periods when Kayla must have looked after the kids on her own.

Five kids are a lot to handle and once Nick started streaming his schedule became incompatible with parenting full-time.

Nick worked outside the home, but Kayla would drop off the kids at his office if she had errands/appointments or just to hang out. The kids allegedly have fond memories of watching television at Nick's office while Nick had fond memories of Scotch Fridays.

Part of the big sell for Kayla in Nick starting YouTube as a career was the promise that Nick would be around to help around the house. Instead, as noted above, Nick managed to become increasingly absent and there were indications that the home wasn't being looked after.

The nanny had been there for years, but mostly ran errands (spending thousands monthly on snacks) and did driving. Any housework done was not part of her regular routine.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

Why is it called Hedonism II anyway? Was there another Hedonism in Belgrade or something and they were forced to move locations? Or is it a joke like 'if Hedonism is so good, why isn't there a Hedonism 2?'

I found this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedonism_Resorts