Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 169 9.4%
  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 389 21.7%
  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 376 21.0%
  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 855 47.8%

  • Total voters
    1,790
That would be something, except if you check the guy's articles, he has another Bioware one, where he does still call it "o Bioware", which sounds retarded to the ear because youd use the femenine adjective to say Bioware, like everyone else does.
In this case, I classify it as this guy "Pedro Pestana" genuinely being retarded.

Ah so that is the case in PT-PT as well? I figured it might be just that for the Portugas going for the male pronoun on a company is more common. The chances this guy is literally using machine translation are seeming pretty high right now.
 
Ah so that is the case in PT-PT as well? I figured it might be just that for the Portugas going for the male pronoun on a company is more common. The chances this guy is literally using machine translation are seeming pretty high right now.
To be completely fair to the guy, if my boss told me to review Troonguard in the same week that BO6 came out, I'd ask ChatGPT to shit something out as well.
 
they seem to go after people making fun of the game, most of the streamable links from earlier today are dead (and I didn't save the seinfeld one in time, shit).

here's an OC one made by some anon, save it while it's still online: https://streamable.com/fpbh9r

It was wishful thinking to think that it would crash and burn like Concord. The only times that happens is when it's not just a bad game, but a spectacularly bad one (something like Tony Hawks Pro Skater 4 for example, where the game only had two levels complete and the rest were patched in).
good or bad doesn't matter. starfield isn't a good game and sold well even with goypass.

for a game to bomb hard no one has to give a shit, and the DA brand is still strong/beloved enough some at least remember it in some way. and there are also all to BG3 normalfags looking for their next safehorny fantasy sex simulator.
 
Lol couldn't be more wrong. It's internalized misogyny that results from some form of being sexualized. Girls see puberty, see how it makes men treat them differently (aka getting leered at, catcalled, sexualized, etc.) and they freak out. They decide to go nonbinary as a way to magically avoid that because, in their mind, if they don't feel like a woman, then they aren't, and thus men can't treat them like sex objects. (I don't get it, either.)

Anyway, about Bioware. God I hope they die. I liked their games. I loved Mass Effect (kickass writing, esp. good teammates who even had controversial opinions, woah). Fuck, remember when they were considered the cream of the crop, as far as RPGs went? And now look at it. A cancerous, fetid troon corpse. Reap what you sow, faggots.
"Women are retarded and it's men's fault." If that's true how come it took from the dawn of time to the development of the internet to react like that?

It's funny reading the reviews that say like "Not only is the display of art/passion and attention to detail in full effect here, but give it up for the Lore, and devotion to an amazing battle seqeunce," meanwhile this guys only played for 6 hours.
 
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I'm now starting to wonder if the high player count will be a negative for EA in the long run. Most of the video reviews have shit on it and are disgusted by mainstream sources being massive shills
It's an optimistic wish but it would be great if this causes a new wave of of jorno hatred and faggot shit in games



I'm also very intrested to see if the majority of the player base decide to kill off the faggot quanrii in the sucide mission, that would be funny
 
Now you got Jason "Death To White Male Gamers Except For Me" Schreier shitting on people as "chuds" criticizing Dragon Age: The Veilguard, even though he claims that he "doesn't like it".
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This is the same Jason Schreier that has a hate-grudge against Dragon's Crown.
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Some Jason Schreier memes as a bonus.
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Now you got Jason "Death To White Male Gamers Except For Me" Schreier shitting on people as "chuds" criticizing Dragon Age: The Veilguard, even though he claims that he "doesn't like it".
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This is the same Jason Schreier that has a hate-grudge against Dragon's Crown.
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Some Jason Schreier memes as a bonus.
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Why would anyone ever listen to the guy who knew about all the shit going on at Blizzard a while back and didn't tell anyone?
 
I'm now starting to wonder if the high player count will be a negative for EA in the long run. Most of the video reviews have shit on it and are disgusted by mainstream sources being massive shills
It's an optimistic wish but it would be great if this causes a new wave of of jorno hatred and faggot shit in games



I'm also very intrested to see if the majority of the player base decide to kill off the faggot quanrii in the sucide mission, that would be funny
Is it a high player count? It's fizzled out at 70k isn't that more the number major releases you spent a decade on for a celebrated franchise are supposed to hit only after its old and moldy?

It's high in that it's not ten people like dustborn ig lol
 
They're letting all the 'non-binary' people live out their actual fantasy of having people prostrate and sob all over themselves for not saying "they".

Sadly you will get nowhere praying for this game to fail, it has a faithful fanbase of gibbering retards who love this stuff and will consume anything, this isn't even out of character for the series it is built for West Coast nigger cattle.
 
Bolded text to highlight something I'm unhappy to hear about. Loghain's behavior at the battle of Ostagar was already explained in the "Stolen Throne" book. One of the few game series I have liked enough to buy the novels for. Those books actually gave me an appreciation for Loghain, and it clearly spells out why he left the battle. He didn't want to repeat a mistake he made in the past, if I recall correctly, he even promised Maric he wouldn't repeat that same mistake.
This would just be another thing they are seemingly retconning in the new dragon age canon.


Now I understand what it's like to be a star wars or star trek fan.

I would argue that you don't even need to read the book (which I actually disliked), I feel like you could figure that out with any kind of common sense.

Loghain was being controlled when he made that choice. It made sense for his character. Now some never before mentioned entity/group has been pulling everyones strings all this time?

Loghain is a general, he's a military genius, he fought under the occupation of Orlais and is a brilliant tactician, but you I would argue you don't need to be a fucking four-star general to understand the tactical advantage of a strategic retreat.

Do I:

A) Throw away my entire army in a pointless battle we're completely outmatched for, thus leaving my country completely vulnerable to the Blight AND an imminent Orlesian invasion.

Or

B) Tactical retreat, just in case the worst happens, so I can keep my country safe from the darkspawn and, worse, those frog leg-eating, garlic-smelling, dog-hating fuckers next door.

Just because his actions put a few obstacles in the player character's way (and made poor widdle Awistair cry), doesn't mean he wasn't entirely justified and sensible in doing it.

What? Doesn't he tell you in Origins if you recruit him that he didn't like how Cailain wanted to improve relations with Orlais and that he didn't underestimated the blight?

It is made explicitly clear when you return to Ostagar that Cailan was fucking Celene on the quiet, and basically planning to hand Fereldan over to Orlais anyway.

So, not only do you have the king of your nation, who also happens to be your son-in-law, collaborating with an enemy force who occupied your country and treated you like shit, he's also cheating on your fucking daughter who you love more than anything in the world.

Loghain wasn't just a paranoid weirdo, he was right.

Justice for Loghain. Everything Loghain did was entirely justified and if you don't recruit him at the end of Origins, you are a certified homo.
 
They weren’t fucking, they were exchanging letters and privately Cailan seems to have been considering dissolving his marriage with Anora because no heir. Something which would have enraged and inflamed Loghain if he knew(he gets furious if you take him to Ostagar).

Funny thing is Celene in Masked Empire admits she wanted Ferelden back for more soldiers and resources to fight Orlais’s wars. And she is a lesbian anyway.

So all Cailan would have done would have been to hand the country back to Orlais with a marriage rather than a conquest. In that regard, Loghain’s suspicions were absolutely true.

Cailan’s biggest mistake honestly was that he was a boy swept up in the heroic romance of fighting alongside the grey wardens. And so chose to one-fight at the front, and two ignored his counselors.

Cailan’s concerns regarding Anora though are also legitimate-no heir means civil war between the Banns. The end of the theirin line, and Orlais retaking the country anyway.

Notably Anora never has a child despite being queen in loads of world states-either alone, or with Alistair or with a warden Cousland. So she likely is infertile.
 
The writing is so bad in this game, and some of the delivery of the dialogue is pretty bad, too. "Hawke, he's possessed by a demon!" from Harding in Lucaris' recruitment mission is really something. Also, no one shuts up and they're always saying basic shit about going through doors and explaining plot points to each other.
 
I don't know if its been said too, but being THIS degenerate also seemed to limit where this could be marketed.
Seems to be not purchasable in india, saudi arabia, russia, and a few others

To be entirely honest, given the countries its banned in, people hating fags and troons, and everything else, I think they already had a surprising success, given the circumstances. Doesn't mean they will break even and DEFINITELY dont mean not that the product is good, but they exceeded my expectations sales wise
 
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