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[TismFarmer]

Everything they know about women they learned from the kind of porn where women/girls regularly get stuck in washing machines.

Or the kind where women with high heels and a very short skirt and no panties continuously drop things then bend at the waist to pick them up.
Therefore every desirable woman (or those who want to be seen as desirable) must wear high heels, a short skirt (preferably one that goes spinny) and constantly drop things.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

pornography, talking about kinks, being into BDSM, Looking for a domme, etc.
They're so predictable.

Why is literally ever tif like this? Trauma, mental illness etc obviously but still. It’s freaky how they’re all the same.

 

[FinnSven]

Why is literally ever tif like this? Trauma, mental illness etc obviously but still. It’s freaky how they’re all the same.

Sexual abuse in childhood, probably.

Troonery is an offshoot of diddling..

It’s not gender non conforming, it’s general nonce conforming.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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"Wearing my costume as a culture" is such a hilarious slip.


For some reason, they never seem satisfied with the existing gender stereotypes so they have to go out of their way to invent new, better worse ones.

This is literally the worst lawsuit I have ever heard of. The only one that even exists as a thing you can sue for is emotional damage, but that’s not going anywhere - “I was looking for fap material and I found a woman pretending to be trans and now I have PTSD” is bullshit.

If I ever cross paths with a pooner, I will be sure to do that and say that it's something every man does.

I’d love to just make up a bunch of male things and act like every man knows about them.

Another pooner afraid of men JonDaCaracal
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Probably for the best. Cis men will just serve as an uncomfortable reminder that SWNBAM.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Im in highschool which is why i sound insane) I want to know if anyone else has a problem with being terrified of cishet girls in particular. I think this is some sort of residual internalized lesbophobia? Or something? I mean to be clear I'm pretty scared of cishet kids my age in general, but I feel guilty and nervous every time I talk to a girl I don't know, which only happens when I'm forced to. I don't feel this way about girls who are obviously queer or are trans but I do have a problem with anything beyond friendship or basic interaction. I feel bad every time I have a crush on a cis girl, and feel too bad to ever hit on/ask out any girl at all, doesn't matter if she's trans or cis or straight or queer. I'm actually more into girls than guys but I constantly say that I'm gay and have only dated one girl to the 4 guys I've been involved with. I feel very comfortable with my female friends but I feel creepy even being near girls my age who I don't know. Is this normal??? I've never been bullied so where are these feelings coming from.

Pathologizing feeling intimidated by people who appear to be more at ease in the world than you. God. Yes, miss, you're so unusual.

I believe that therapy/ counseling and its concepts are useful tools and that people should avail themselves of it when needed...but the internet has fucking screwed people up by (among a million other things) making every bump or awkwardness into Something Psychological and Horrific. And every momentary discomfort an emergency. Ugh.

Tf are they on about with dropping shit? I have never dropped shit regularly only on rare occasions like any other human. NEVER met another woman who constantly drops shit. I swear they read stereotypes and run with it. They never interact with real women its all fake anime BS.

Oh, come on now, next you'll tell me you don't cry at flowers and flap your hands around with no control. :-/

One thing these folks and certain cynically coping and underdeveloped others seem to have in common is absolutely zero experience with women, and zero ability not to peer at the entire world like a scientist through a microscope... just without the brain, perspective, or critical thinking skills to understand anything contextually. Compulsive categorization of humans like you do the one million figurines on your shelves is not a sign of a healthy mind.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

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Tif thinks that because she's taking testosterone she fully understands male behavior now, my favorite one being that apparently hormones causes clumsiness.

She thinks she's a real boy

>jumping to smack doorways
Kids of both sexes did this and stopped doing it when they got to high school.

She also went to r/mtf to ask about "things about cis girls you didn't understand but do now" and this troon is making the same claim about "being clumsy" so I'm starting to think there's just something about HRT that affects your coordination and/or just gives you lowkey brain damage.
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Women are fictional characters, got it.
>The importance of women's spaces
lol
lmao even

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Bobs and vagene do not redeem

 

[batteredpancakes]

Gelly's made another post on r/depression. He gets a panic attack right before a job interview so leaves. It has been almost two weeks since the incident.
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I can't do anything right
I've been trying to get a job. My parents have been asking about it. they financially support me but still expect me to get at least a part time job. i've been trying to work at Amazon, but keep canceling my interview and rescheduling. Today i finally decided to do it, go to the stupid interview, and get my first job. I'm 19, i've never had a job before, I need to stop acting like a child and get one!

i've felt like shit all week, but managed to get up, get dressed, and go to the interview. but something happened when i got in the parking lot, I suddenly got shaky and my heart was beating so fast, suddenly my ears sounded like i was under water. I felt sick with dread and started crying, Idk why but I was so scared and upset. I ended up leaving and coming back home. I drank some water and then laid down and passed out.

i woke up and saw my mom had called me twice. I called her and i guess I sounded bad, bc she was very worried for me. She asked to Facetime but i refused bc I look like shit and i haven't been eating, she would be able to tell i've lost weight and relapsing, she would definitely make me come back home. i lied to my mom about my job interview, I told her they canceled it and moved it to next week. I feel bad lying but i can't be honest about this.

I'm such a failure at everything. i can't even get a job. There are 15 year olds that get jobs no problem yet I can't. This move was supposed to be my fresh start as a grown adult woman living on her own and yet i've failed every step of the way.

I have to get a job soon, i can't lie to my parents for ever. but what is even the point of working and trying to have a grown up life... my life sucks. I feel like i was lied to and all i do is lie to everyone also. i'm just a huge liar i guess. My parents have no idea of all the shit that's happened to me since i got here. They don't know i was assaulted, that my phone broke, that i haven't been eating, that i haven't been showering or keeping my apartment clean, or that i sleep all day. what really sucks is i wish I could talk to them, but i just can't. I don't want to go back to living with dad, I want to be on my own. How would I even word how I'm feeling to them? I'm still trying to figure out what's wrong with me. I looked in the mirror earlier and felt disgust at my reflection. i look like a cancer patient. i've been avoiding mirrors lately.

my head really hurts rn and I feel terrible, I tried to eat some soup but I felt sick instantly. I threw the soup out and felt bad for wasting food, another thing i can't do right.

i dont know what to do anymore. I wish i had the courage to walk out in front of traffic. At least then my parents would think it was an accident. but i'm too scared to that. so I guess i'll just lay in bed doing nothing but wasting oxygen. i'm such waste

 

[stupid frog]

Gelly is going to kill himself at this rate.

 

[KweenKarlotta]

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Happy Halloween!

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

There are so many laughable, outright sad, micro-conflicts with troons that rival the amount of identities they've made up. Had a good laugh today reading femboys and troons fight because femboys think troons are erasing their existence by considering them trans.

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femboy erasure is real and i won't stand for it. i do like this new genre of femboys making troons seethe though.

 

[GluttonousManSlob]

She thinks she's a real boy

Sorry, I looked again and here is her most recent post:

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This paints an interesting psychological profile for our lil' dood.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Sorry, I looked again and here is her most recent post:
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This paints an interesting psychological profile for our lil' dood.

he says my childhood behaviors are congruent with a kid who was molested. i've been certain the perp was my father,

So she's basically saying she's not entirely sure who her molester is but is going to blame her dead father anyway? Why upset her family members when there is no upside to revealing this anyway. It's like she's getting joy over upsetting people.
If she was even molested that is. A lot of behaviors are very similar to autistic behaviors as well e.g. anxiety, dislike of physical touch, bed wetting, etc. So if that's her only evidence then it's not good evidence. Isn't emdr notorious for producing false memories anyway?

 

[AfghanBlue]

Dumbass Troon blames his failure on “transphobia.”

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Nigga, it’s a test. You’re not supposed to get help during the test. Plus keeping the dog calm is part of your job. By your own admission you failed.

'Left handed' here will mean being a dangerous clutz , everything everywhere chaos, bad practice, / being told repeatedly something like "don't hold your shears that way, open and pointing towards the dogs eyes as you steady it's head with that hand- hold them the other way that we all learned on Day 1"

(which is discrimination cos)
' iM Left hAnDed, I CAN'T doO it the proper way!!!'

'-For being trans' translate to
'-Somehow manage to stink worse than the dogs wet"

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Why upset her family members when there is no upside to revealing this anyway. It's like she's getting joy over upsetting people.

The upsided is she gets attention and sympathy. Child molestation is heinous, but molesting your own child is somehow even worse, and thus she gets more attention and sympathy if daddy did it. With these types the ends always justify the means, and concern for others well being is utterly absent. The "mental health awareness" line only extends to themselves, that's why she doesn't care about ruining a potentially cherished father figure for her sister.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I bet that troon hates cocker spaniels because of the word 'cock' in the breed's name

RotSpaniel Dogs

 

[Positron]

Sorry, I looked again and here is her most recent post:

Fuck, the Recovered Memory Movement poked its ugly head out again.

 

[Paper Machete]

A lot of the behaviors sound like bog standard autist experiences with a dash of self-othering by being trans. It's possible to be hurt as a very small child and not remember it but still have it affect you but it's also the sort of thing that is impossible to have help remembering in a way that isn't sus itself. I think she's just a sperg that is looking for more popular answers (among trannies) for her issues than the truth.

 

[Fapcop]

Tbf those Hugo Boss uniforms are fucking stylish as fuck. The SS were the best dressed army in history, apart from maybe the Roman Legions (post Marian Reforms).

I’ll call your black Allgemeine SS uniform, and raise with a white SS summer dress uniform:

 

[Weebtard]

Sorry, I looked again and here is her most recent post:
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This paints an interesting psychological profile for our lil' dood.

If I had children with a woman, and my tranny son came out to shittalk the woman who cared for him, I would fucking seethe. She was your mom. She was the woman I love and were married to. she is dead. Why the fuck are you coming out with this now? whats your end goal? you might've been LITTLE and therefore have hazy memories, but I know her better and she was your fucking mom. By the way, many kids are weird or problem child with being molested. Many child behaviors congruent with molestation are also basic child behaviors (you wetted the bed or shat yourself? no child's ever done that! wow! you hate physical contact? no child has ever hated that! you special little snowflake).

I assume her father didnt do that because often men who do that are also scumbags in other areas of their life. Again, many autistic/asperger (fuck that stupid spectrum) behaviors are VERY similar to that of child molestation. The way she's saying "mom would not believe me". again, that was her husband and father of her children. She loves him as a man, as a friend, and as a father (I am assuming because she didnt disclose if they were divorced). Intrafamiliar childhood molestation is super fucking serious. "I think" will trigger doubt and anger because you're accusing someone of something you're not even sure of.

 

[Sean Andalou]

It’s freaky how they’re all the same.

Same disease, same symptoms.

This is literally the worst lawsuit I have ever heard of. The only one that even exists as a thing you can sue for is emotional damage, but that’s not going

No lawyer will take it on contingency, but a shyster might for money up front.
It may go just far enough to generate drama (post it here please).
It may go just far enough to give the defendant some expense and grief.

He gets a panic attack right before a job interview so leaves.

Amazon? One of those horrible warehouse jobs with the high turnover?
In any case, I doubt he will ever be employable.
Maybe an office job as a supernumerary showpiece in the HR department?