🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.5%
  • lol no

    Votes: 319 92.5%

  • Total voters
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yes, that is my position, that the man who has been obsessed with interracial pornography his entire life recognized a person trending on twitter while jerking off. retard cunt.
I think you're just jealous you don't watch BBC interracial porn, now the ralphamale gets the hot scoop before you kiwifaggots! He's also gonna be the first one to find Nicholas Fuentes's interracial gay porn, because he's a real journalist unlike some cowards who abandoned the name yo DADDY gave ya.
 
He's going to have a great time on pregabalin, im sure none of this applies to the Hog
Pregabalin has been associated with infrequent reports of severe respiratory depression, including some cases without the presence of concomitant opioid medicines. Patients with compromised respiratory function, respiratory or neurological disease, renal impairment; those using concomitant central nervous system (CNS) depressants; and people older than 65 years might be at higher risk of experiencing these events and adjustments in dose or dosing regimen may be necessary.
 
"So what's da scoop, Doc?"

"Senor, muy grande gordo. Gunto aplastado nervios del brazo. Cirugia pronto. Demasiado gordo."

"So you're sayin' I'll be all good in a couple weeks and don't need to do anything? HELLS YEAH, BISH! Thanks, Doc."

"Eres retardado? Tu brazo es un fideo. MUO GORDO."

"Yeah, I'll be sure to get my Mexican flu shot or whatever this year. Thanks again!"
 
While the biggest scoop of Ralph's journalist career coming from his encyclopedic knowledge of internet porn is the funniest explanation, the most likely thing that happened was Milo or one of his underlings just plugged that chick's picture into Pimeyes.

Proof:
Her xeet announcing being hired at The Manhattan Institute:

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Results from putting that picture into Pimeyes:

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This guy did the same thing:

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I hope you're excited for the washed-up e-celeb interviews (except for Sven). For whatever reason, Ralph wrote the guests down on paper and chose not to type it. I'm not sure if this is because of incompetence or if he's trying to prove he can still use his arm.
 
yes, he's blocking everyone that mentions it.

there wasn't even a search to fill the position, they just handed a leftist prostitute a do nothing job for six figures a year.

As the bible says:

I say unto you that likewise more joy shall be in Heaven over one sinner that repenteth, than over ninety and nine just persons who need no repentance.
 
I'm not saying anything to his real viral break thought viral Pulitzer Prize winning piece of journalism, but I just want to say I know about Ethan Ralph existing for maybe 8-9 years. He aged like 16 years in this time, maybe more. Whenever I come back and see a Gunt video, I am surprised how bad he looks. This guy will die before Boogie.
 
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I hope you're excited for the washed-up e-celeb interviews (except for Sven). For whatever reason, Ralph wrote the guests down on paper and chose not to type it. I'm not sure if this is because of incompetence or if he's trying to prove he can still use his arm.
The most embarrassing aspect of this is seeing Perspic's name written by Ralph's own hand
 
He's going to have a great time on pregabalin, im sure none of this applies to the Hog
Pregabalin has been associated with infrequent reports of severe respiratory depression, including some cases without the presence of concomitant opioid medicines. Patients with compromised respiratory function, respiratory or neurological disease, renal impairment; those using concomitant central nervous system (CNS) depressants; and people older than 65 years might be at higher risk of experiencing these events and adjustments in dose or dosing regimen may be necessary.
Mix that in with everything else he takes and I expect him to die.
I wish he'd stop appropriating my fandom with that fucking hat.

But seriously, dude's in Mexico, by what right does he have to bitch about "racemixing"?
Absolutely zero. Mexico has a fairly large population of Asians and Europeans.
 
Despite his claims on Thursday that he would not need surgery, and even demanding @Haru Okumura bet 50 bucks on this claim, it appears his doctors visit today has Ralph considering surgery anyway:
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Ralph is very giddy about how his favorite pass time (porn) has led to him breaking a goon-tastic story
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Julian Assange got nothing on the Ralphamale:
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Ralph confirms today's goon-vestigation involved watching interracial pornography
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0% chance this nigger can afford surgery of any kind
 
there wasn't even a search to fill the position, they just handed a leftist prostitute a do nothing job for six figures a year.
"Conservative" BIG THUNK tank is really just an emergency landing zone for disaffected liberals. Truly shocking turn of events that no one could have seen coming. Not to mention her main area of 'investigative journalism' is in the child gender shit which is at the top of the list of regime approved criticism. Also her boyfriend probably fed her all of her 'journalism' because he writes about the same shit, but probably from a better academic perspective. Handing your washed up porn whore girlfriend a career. This is some high level simping.
 
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I hope you're excited for the washed-up e-celeb interviews (except for Sven). For whatever reason, Ralph wrote the guests down on paper and chose not to type it. I'm not sure if this is because of incompetence or if he's trying to prove he can still use his arm.
He wasn't able to attract more than 300 viewers for most of his streams in October, which is pretty embarrassing in the month before the election. He sees himself as some kind of expert on politics and most of the clips he plays are election related. We'll see how MEGA his election stream is going to be. Whatever the number, it's going to be his last peak before his final descent into complete irrelevancy.
 
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