Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Shopping Cart Nationalist]

I don't think he had the academic background (math, physics, chemistry) or work ethic to even try to get a degree like that. I'm not sure he could have found a school that would even admit him.

I have no idea what relevant or useful degree Nick thought he could laze his way through and have competency and a job on the other end. I can't imagine that there is a masters level degree that would allow someone with a non-hard math/science bachelors into. Was he thinking he would get a second bachelors in engineering? Neither of those is a quick or easy deal.

Relevant clip. TL;DR THE Maths were too hard.

Yeah, no shit Nick. Undergrads in engineering related programs spend years learning and doing math. The fact that he only got half way through one semester and said 'fuck it' tells you just what a lazy shit Nick is.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

You'd think he'd lose his license for being caught drugged up and abusing his children, rather than just cheapening out on his license fees.

"Not even close." - Nick Rekieta.


But Sean mentions a water heater and the wheels fall off.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

3 wolf motif on one side, smug Aaron mugshot on the other. I can’t think of appropriate Latin for it though.

I think the core tenet of Balldo Law University can be summed with

(I didn't say that - translated by online translator, maybe can be improved)

Honestly, I could probably stand to lose some weight like most people, but the last time I checked (last year) I can still fit into a standard single coach seat on a narrow body airliner (A32x, 737, etc).

Also, I don't wanna to go to Canada, and nobody can make me. There's weirdos up there. They sell milk in bags and do other weird shit. Like murdering abandoning potatoes.

He's caught in a fat joke loop again. IIRC, the manual calls for smacking him in the head repeatedly until the issue ceases.

Nick bought you trip to the euthanasia land - with a return ticket. Nice to see he wishes you well.

 

[Desktop User2]

Also, bonus clip:
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Oh, so that´s why he lost so much weight: every time he did coke, he vomited because of the drip. And he did coke all the time. You see, it was not the mountain of coke he did all the time out of black prostitutes´ asses, it was the vomiting because of the drip.

 

[Airstrip One]

You'd think he'd lose his license for being caught drugged up and abusing his children, rather than just cheapening out on his license fees.

Could this be a big brained move to undercut his licence being suspended for more disreputable reasons that might draw more eyes in his direction? This way he controls the narrative.

Obviously Nick won't need a law licence to dispense legal advice in prison which is where he is heading, maybe not imminently, but eventually. All he will require to share the fruits of his legal knowledge with others on his cell block will be the approval of the Jamaican gang, who will be his most obvious allies on the inside. As long as he keeps their cells tidy and throws some commissary their way, they probably won't care what he does.

 

[repentance]

Aaron said that he'd let April move back in if she needed somewhere to stay, right after the arrests. This was before the revenge porn charges, though.

It was also before Aaron got a new girlfriend.

I assume April is back at her parents'. For all of her woe is me bullshit, she's not hinting at being homeless or hungry, so she's likely landed in a soft place.

 

[Captain Manning]

I think I figured out one why, in addition to his adolescent lolbertarian fantasies, Grifty doesn't GAF about the 9 y/o.


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He calls his kids "fuck trophies."

BTW, @Himedall All-seeing Waifu. Since you brought it up earlier, this right here is American white trash. I'd tell you to take a picture, but I just saved you the trouble.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Makes it seem like perhaps April threw down the typical side-chick ultimatum, that it’s either her or the Gollum, & Nick said he’d never leave his precious LadyGollum. Then the account user posts shit saying they’ll never ask that again.

Interestingly enough, April did something similar with Aaron (if Aaron is to be believed). She moved all her stuff out of Aaron’s house and then spun it into a whole “we can still make it work, move into the Rekietas’ second house with me and we will come out of this even stronger” kind of ultimatum. This was a way to force his hand into buying the second house, but Aaron chose to file for divorce instead. April made a gamble that didn’t work out.

Now, I’m not sure what kind of gamble April made this time with Nick, but we can safely assume it didn’t go well.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

That was a very revealing clip. Nick is standing like some weird gimp or faggy creature in this clip. Also caught him intimating he was aware of his reflection in the window, so that means he approved of how he looked in it, on some level. He mentioned fear of doxing via the reflection of his TV which he purposely blocked with the space he stood in.
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It’s difficult to tell if he’s wearing pants, too. Looks like boxer shorts maybe or some plain, thin, shorts. If he’s just wearing underwear, that makes everything even worse. Truly a poseur in all senses of the word. Slouching with his knees bent, pelvis slanted forwards, stomach sucked in and shoulders & back all hunched over, slouched low. Fuckin’ cucks.
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Besides standing in a faggy way, Nick brags & is a cuckold. Explains the stance a bit. Best guess is the little Prince was trying hard to come across as casual & relatable while discussing his trust fund safety net.

Slouching with his knees bent, pelvis slanted forwards, stomach sucked in and shoulders & back all hunched over, slouched low.

Very very disrespectful.

That's so funny, great catch.

 

[datura_binge]

Interestingly enough, April did something similar with Aaron (if Aaron is to be believed). She moved all her stuff out of Aaron’s house and then spun it into a whole “we can still make it work, move into the Rekietas’ second house with me and we will come out of this even stronger” kind of ultimatum. This was a way to force his hand into buying the second house, but Aaron chose to file for divorce instead. April made a gamble that didn’t work out.

Now, I’m not sure what kind of gamble April made this time with Nick, but we can safely assume it didn’t go well.

Ultimatum is what I figured. But the funny thing is Kayla HAS to know Nick chose April over her and the only reason it didn't happen is "somebody" put the nix on it. Parents, whoever. I'm sure that does a lot for whatever her self image was. I assume it was very low to begin with so now it's probably just a total trash fire.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Very very disrespectful.

That's so funny, great catch.
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He’s working out for shower time on the cell block. Crackets’ is just planning his future. Odd that his first priority is keeping his ass tight.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Reketia needs to recreate the Hedonism II video with doing the ripping and tearing otherwise he's just in denial

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That's so funny, great catch.

It looks like he’s shimmying and snapping his fingers. What an absolute shit stabber stabbing recipient.

 

[FrenEnthusiast]

Long time lurker, first time poster. I've been reading the threads here since he got arrested and he's got so bad I actually signed up for an account here... is there a real world chance that THIS guy makes a comeback if he goes to court and is found guilty? I know Kino Casino already said this but he looks like Daniel Larson.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Very very disrespectful.

That's so funny, great catch.
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These are his orange short-shorts. I recall him showing them off because he had phase where he was proselytising for men wearing 5-inch or shorter inseam shorts for men because 'women like them'. It was a strange, recurrent theme.

Another clip from the same stream shows him talking about a Caribbean lady he had a crush on. Who might this "fine ass black chic" be?
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This was theorised to be 'Laverne' whom Kayla and Nick mentioned in their streams together as being 'handsy'.

 

[Shinku]

Just leaking some DMs Colorized

 

[IamnottheNSA]

He is morphing into Patrick Tomlinson in real time

Crackets is not only stealing the LOTY award again, he is now stealing Fatrick's whole shtick!
I now really wanna see Fatrick go against Crackets.

 

[Captain Manning]

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Just leaking some DMs Colorized

Ah, I see you too, are also @Kalea. Well done.

 

[Dude Snakes]

I’m sorry to slightly go off topic but could one of you guys link me to the thread post were Nick was exposed as snuffing animals. First it starts will killing animals then it moves on to people. Fuck I hate Nick.

 

[Folgers Can]

Nick is too much of a spineless faggot to kill himself or anyone else (excluding vehicular manslaughter while wasted).

Of course - why do you think he's been so obsessed with Canadian assisted suicide laws as to make them replace nerd as his go-to Xitter insult all of a sudden? Clearly it's because he realized he's too much of a bishmade pussy to just swing by the nearest gun show loophole to replace the guns taken away and do the deed himself like a man, so instead he got busy googling different ways to hire it out and realized how the closest option (see generally Carter v. Canada, 2015 SCC 5) would spend about $25 less on gas than the second-closest option (see generally Baxter v. Montana, 224 P.3d 1211), which he surely needed to be frugal about considering how even $274 in bar association dues just couldn't fit into his shoestring budget:

Now I know what you're thinking, would he really be eligible? As it turns out, his legal research will have learned that it's still quite a fluid situation with the old ban struck down by the Supreme Court of Canada in 2015, somewhat restrictive 2016 implementing legislation struck down by a Quebec court in 2019, and looser 2021 implementing legislation still bogged down in more appeals leaving it an open question whether eligibility should be expanded to the mentally ill (where Nick would qualify hands-down), so for the time being the below from the 2015 decision would appear to be the law of the land until it's not:

Section 241(b) and s. 14 of the Criminal Code unjustifiably infringe s. 7 of the Charter and are of no force or effect to the extent that they prohibit physician-assisted death for a competent adult person who (1) clearly consents to the termination of life and (2) has a grievous and irremediable medical condition (including an illness, disease or disability) that causes enduring suffering that is intolerable to the individual in the circumstances of his or her condition.

Carter v. Canada, 2015 SCC 5

For the first time in his life, Nick had a big-brained legal take that turned out to be dead-on-balls accurate, because clearly he is "enduring suffering" from a well-documented "grievous" case of Kiwiosis with a cascade of complications including, but not limited to, Kiwiosis-induced Thoracic Kyphosis, all of which has become "intolerable" for him. Research into a cure is ongoing but at present three professionals' attempts at treatment have failed and his condition is "irremediable". If he doesn't check all the boxes, then who does? Hell, all he should have to do is have his doctor sign a simple affidavit with the below attached as "Exhibit A" and they'd take enough pity on this poor man to fast-track his Sarco Pod straight to the border crossing to finally put an end to the debilitating pain:

While there's still time before the law changes again, Nick should hurry up and follow through with his travel plans, going out with a bang that itself signifies how he is in fact a practicing lawyer, for one last W to own the gayylawgs once and for all. If for any reason American citizenship poses an insurmountable obstacle to obtaining this necessary medical care on the first attempt, then, well, I hear Montana's lovely this time of year.