Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 25.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 61 16.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 140 38.8%

  • Total voters
    361
The way I understood it is that Nick is claiming his interactions with other lawtubers in the past where somehow attorney-client communications. That apparently talking about things Nick has said is an ethics violation.

How could he have reasonably expected a genuine attorney-client relationship with them when - as he emphasized out the other side of his mouth to criticize their takes mere minutes later - none of them were licensed in Minnesota to begin with? This is just a desperate ploy to deter them from Kalea-style leaks of what he knows to have been some of his craziest-ever DMs sent to other lawtubers, as has been anticipated for quite some time now.

Don't be deterred, boys! Just dump everything here anonymously and if he sends fanmail to your bar association like a little bitch, just shrug and say someone must have hacked Nick's account to get the DMs, or he must have left one of his logged-in devices at a bar in a drunken stupor for random patrons to peruse, or he must have abandoned one at a repair shop like Hunter Biden, or what have you. He can't do shit and he knows it.
 
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Didn't Ethan Ralph try and pull this on Rekieta back around when they were still feuding?
Ethan asked Nick a legal question in DMs and when Nick talked about it Ethan got all pissed because it should have been attorney client privilege? I don't know Ralph's lore that well so I might be misremembering.
In summary:

Nick was giving Ralph legal advice on Ralph's revenge porn case (re: Faith) in private, and Nick kept that secret and played dumb when anybody would ask him about Ralph. Ralph also kept it secret.

It was discovered that they formed an attorney-client relationship when Nick gave a very mild ribbing to Ralph concerning the shart heard 'round the Internet. Ralph chimped the fuck out at Nick and, in the course of doing so, made that fact known. Nick also then confirmed the relationship existed.

In fairness to Nick, Nick didn't actually violate attorney-client privilege there though. Ralph is just a stupid rage pig. Unless you wanna argue that Nick owed a professional duty to Ralph to not make a funny face when watching a clip of Ralph sharting (which is a stretch, to put it mildly).
 
He is back to the 'people should have talked directly to me' about my situation rather than 'speculating'. Nate and Sean's commentary is wrong because he is in a different jurisdiction.
This is a red flag for a manipulative narcissist that is often underrated as something that should set off alarm bells. The reason the narc wants to do this is to prevent any input from anyone else, because they think they're super smart and can totally mentally dominate you in private. That's why you tell them to fuck off and do it in public like a man.
He's setting up things to blame White when it all goes to hell. I hope White (and Randazza, FTM) realizes that.
Randazza appeals to a more sophisticated, albeit sleazy clientele than most lawyers. This is not going to harm his reputation no matter what happens to Balldo.
 
I wanted to point out Nick’s hands were SO SHAKY during this stream that:
  1. He fumbled the cap of the broth carton and flung it onto the floor
  2. Every time he held the meat up to show the camera it was flopping around like a fish
  3. He dropped/accidentally pushed a big knife onto the floor, and it clattered really loudly
He was either really nervous to stream to the few dozen people on locals or he really needed a drink. Or both.
 
Yet another of the lies this faggot can't stop telling. There's even a rule outright prohibiting attorneys from communicating directly with represented parties. He's told this lie before too because I remember citing this rule.

From the Minnesota Rules of Professional Conduct:

With all this talk of 'Minnesota doesn't move that fast', I am reminded of Nick seethi g that CPS wouldn't take his calls, and him trying to call them 5 times in a day...
 
It's a lot of him seething and adding way too much pepper to burn in his sauce. There's no veggies either. I'd either do a fall salad or some sort of broccoli green if I were him, but I wouldn't make noodles with American Wagyu (shit product do not buy, get a cut that's actually good for what you are making if you are that fucking dumb with money).
More like American Wiggeryu. Just be like a normal person and use rump. Or if you're trying to go for the whole povertyfag thing, straight up ground beef. Ground beef makes a great stroganoff, well, for certain values of great. I certainly like it.
怒 is also composed of 奴 (slave) and 心 (heart), which can be construed as he's a submissive slave (to the KKK) at heart.
That's why you should never get these foreign language tattoos. There's so many ways to interpret it and 100% of the time it can be sexual, deviant, or degenerate. It just depends on how good and convincing the person is.
It amuses me to imagine he actually got the tattoo from someone who spoke the language and tattoo guy deliberately made it as embarrassing as he possibly could.
 
Nick criticizing lawtube attorneys, and his own attorney this evening on his locals stream. https://rumble.com/v5m072t-rekieta-locals-stream-with-chat-5-11-24.html
"All these stupid dummies don't know anything and they don't practice as much as MY practicing attorney... who isn't doing a good job..." interrupted by Kayla's drugged out fucking 'are you winning honey?' voice is peak KINO. That felt like Wolf of Wallstreet when Jordan Belfort is telling his wife about his legal case not knowing she's literally about to divorce him.
 
When and how did I establish an attorney client relationship with Balldo?
Now, while I would never encourage anyone to do anything that could lead to a legal dispute, you should absolutely push as many of his buttons are you can. We need to know how many lawsuits it takes for a coke fiend to combust. Now, while we won't fund your defense in this lawsuit, we will laugh at Nick's pathetic whining legal filings.
 
He says that Nate is lying that he promised to pay anyone and welched. No one does that in the streaming business--he claims--unless they want something exceptional like an exclusive. He doesn't do that, nd thr networking aspect (especially 'networking down') is beneficial.

I suspect it had something to do with LegalBytes. As I recall she said that Rekieta had agreed not to stream and he agreed to send watchers to her stream because he didn't have time. He obviously changed his mind. I would not be surprised if money splitting was discussed. To her credit, Legalbytes has put Rekieta in the rearview despite Rekietas lies and BS. She could easily pile on and Rekieta would not be able to take criticism and accusations from a woman.
 
Whoa buddy.... is this what cocaine and whiskey withdrawal looks like?
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It's all smoke and mirrors for PR folks. The sad part is the Balldo sycophants on his Locals will think he's clean, sober, and a changed man because he's making food for his kids who are likely on a supervised visitation with Nick's parents. When will these idiots ever learn that a narcissist never changes? smh
 
There is a lot of chatter from our wife and kids going on right now Kid asked about boulder berries whatever that means
stream died again
I don't know if it is just because she is trying to be quiet but our wife doesn't sound normal
I don't have to feed seven because not all of them will eat this
it's just noodles and meat
I noticed that the kid who went to Kayla (I imagine standing right in front of her) had to say Mom! mom! 5 or 6 times

Sounds like our wife is still drugged up...
 
The steak already adds a good amount, but then he adds butter, tallow, and cold butter to a warm sauce.
Adding cold butter is a technique for thickening a sauce by emulsifying it but it sounds like Nick just read about it and had no idea what he was actually doing.

Different types of fat in the same dish isn't that unusual either, but quantities matter and they need to each serve a different purpose.

It's all smoke and mirrors for PR folks. The sad part is the Balldo sycophants on his Locals will think he's clean, sober, and a changed man because he's making food for his kids who are likely on a supervised visitation with Nick's parents. When will these idiots ever learn that a narcissist never changes? smh
He made food that he admitted not all his kids were going to eat.
 
Ten years after Maximum Overdrive, the USA Network for some insane reason decided to make a new film based on the same story. It was called "Trucks" and it starred Timothy Busfield. ....and somehow a sober version of the film which very faithfully adapted the source material turned out to be far worse than a film made by a coked up Stephen King.
I remember when TNT did that whole mini-series from Nightmares and Dreamscapes. Those were amazing.
 
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