2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Seedling]

I just want this to never end. Lol.
Nevada and Michigan will be called in 2050

I want AP to be so petty they just refuse to call it forever, just absolute denial

 

[LiquidKid]

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Will she keep her word

I hope not

 

[missnaptime]

When they list shit like this it makes a strong argument to bring back insane asylums.

unfortunately, the ward did nothing for her apparently...

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

What would be your job in the Trump dictated fascist dystopia, fellow Kiwis?

A parody bard. A honest job I've already been doing the past 4 years for you fine kiwis.

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

Republicans are seemingly on pace for 55+ senate seats. Worst case scenario for dems right now.

 

[DeathfatFag]

Inflated grocery bill > inflated uterus.

Better luck next time, Democrxts.

 

[Ahriman]

https://nypost.com/2024/11/05/us-news/kamala-dies-at-national-zoo-beloved-elephant-euthanized-before-election/

The animal kingdom has its own kind of energy. Strange forces that we couldn't possibly understand. Moo Deng endorsing Trump, now this. You can't make this up.

 

[Core Theorist]

Staying up with you fellow kiwinigger.
I've spent several years of my life being patriotic.

ARE YOU TIRED OF WINNING YET?
I KNOW I'M GETTING USED TO IT!!!

 

[Breadbassket]

The Wikipedia page this is from say it isn't in effect as they will only activate it once all states in the pact represent 270 electoral votes since that would mean they could override any election.

Makes sense, not like it would matter in the grand scheme of things in current circumstances. It would just be very funny to see backfire on its architects.

 

[Dana scully]

So do you guys think the democrats really gonna certify the election?? Joe biden might but I don’t know about the rest

 

[PurpleEater]

These people need to be hospitalized. This isn't Trump's fault.

 

[Willie B. Hardigan]

"I did not steal the crown. I found it lying in the gutter, and I picked it up with the sword. But it was the people who placed it on my head.” - Donald J. Trump
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Goodnight my fellow American Kiwis and God Bless the United States of America.​

 

[FunPosting101]

Put prison bars around the oval office and guards deliver his coke and chicken nuggies.

You joke, but there is a non-zero, albeit still remote chance they actually are dumb enough to try and do this, which will make our justice system even more of a gigantic joke than it already is.

 

[Flour]

Sonichu medallion did her in, huh?

 

[Rykel22]

Well, this is certainly good news to wake up to after going to bed at 1030.

 

[Rimanah]

I am calling it: they will ballot dump in places like California. This won't change the EC victory (they may have given up on this despite AP's hopes, we'll see) but it will grant Kamala the popular vote victory, so they can continue to rail against the electoral college as planned.

Dude Trump won and you’re STILL dooming?
To quote our alleged last president: come on man

 

[PurpleEater]

I hope the first woman president is a female Trump only even more based.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

Republicans are seemingly on pace for 55+ senate seats? Worst case scenario for dems right now.

This is probably the biggest reality check the dems will ever get, Full senate sweep, full house sweep, full EV sweep, full popular vote sweep, there's no discussion, Trump will become the dictionary definition of a legend.

 

[GlupShitto]

Trannies affect my life far less than shitskins do. And Lady MAGA would like a word about TTD

Don't get me wrong, in a perfect world they'd both be exterminated but you have to admit that tranny suicide is funny.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

If any of you stand in Trump's way this time...rough road.