2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Collections Agent]

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Shinzo ascending into heaven after making sure Donald-kun gets the win (this will make the economy better and make people want to have more babies)

 

[D_Tractor]

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Republicans flip six seats in the Vermont Senate, shattering Democratic supermajority​

https://vtdigger.org/2024/11/05/republicans-flip-grand-isle-senate-seat/

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"Underground Hyperloop"

lol the hyperloop wouldn't even work (assuming they mean a literal one)

Can you imagine the logistics of trying to keep a very long tube a vacuum, with no leaks anywhere? Because that is what would be needed for a Hyperloop to work. Maybe different sections could be closed off when there's no train in them, but still any leak would mean a catastrophic collapse of at least the section with a leak in it.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

I'm still in shock that a Republican won the popular vote in my lifetime. I actually have some hope again for the future.

Trump's going to get Michigan too

he needed 1 he's going to get all 3, rust belt clean sweep

it's a bigger win than 2016 in every way. fucking devastating. i've never been happier to be wrong

 

[DicksOutForKiwigglers]

To what extent can Trumps win be attributed to non-white men bailing on the dems?

Attempting to turn the presidential election into a cringey feminist referendum revolving around abortion wasn't such a hot idea after all.

Trump doubled his points with Black men (did about 18%), and along with that, most just didn't show up. Latinos broke 45% for Trump. That's an astronomically high number. Make no mistake, the spics saved us. And herein lies the problem for Democrats going forward. The Hispanic vote has cannibalized the Black vote, and Hispanics aren't slaves to the establishment like niggers are.

 

[God of Nothing]

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i see
we must get married and reproduce

 

[Dana scully]

Since the senate race and presidency race is over how long till we see fully the house race results?

 

[ditto]

Any SJWs yelling "NOOO!" into the sky like last time?

Not yet - they're still in denial. CNN is based enough to make a highlight reel:

 

[Necrosan]

*Mr Plinkett Voice*
If anyone wants to bring up 'the popular vote should be deciding the election winner', I offer you now as the time to do that

By any metric that they pride themselves on, Trump beat them. Kamala did worse with all ethnicities compared to Biden so they can't call him racist, won the popular vote so they can't complain about the EC either. You rarely see beatdowns like these.

What's best is that now that they've lost, they will go full mask off and show what they really think about those ethnicities.

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

Blow his brains out, get JD, who's arguably worse (for them)

that was the strategy Trump used with Pence in 2016, Vance is largely deterrence, because if anything happened to the Don at any point after the inauguration, Vance would clamp down on them with no mercy.

 

[Pargon]

This banger needs a comeback.

 

[Kankichi Ryotsu]

How are we holding up, Trumpamaniacs?

 

[The Ugly One]

It's now illegal to be a woman or a negro in America, lmao.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Name a greater tragedy than being able to afford things. Upward social mobility DOES NOT count!!

 

[Pecano]

I'm Canadian, but I'm just happy we got a result. Overall I was more in favor of Trump than Harris, but I'm just happy we're moving on. Being force fed US election news was going to give me a stroke.

 

[Disc]

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Looks like women are going to be able to abort up to birth now....

Let 'em.

States rights are states rights, and every state which passes a state-level abortion law takes the winds out of the sails of a national-level abortion law.

 

[Duke Nukem]

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Alright...

A few of these, like this one, have GOT to be shitposts.

It's TOO obvious.

I love this one so much. I want to believe it's real, but it could just as easily be satire.

 

[CaddestSlown]

I might need to be slightly less online if my brain can accurately produce what that sounds like

Listen no, it's fine. Just imagine it saying

"Half in the baaaaag!" While Kamala gets totally shitfaced. It'll make it all worth it.

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

Don't some libtard states have laws that say their electors have to vote for whoever wins the PV? If so wouldn't Trump get their fucking electors too lmfao

within the state yeah, Kampala would still get the EVs there, but thats irrelevant now

 

[Super-Chevy454]

I'm Canadian, but I'm just happy we got a result. Overall I was more in favor of Trump than Harris, but I'm just happy we're moving on. Being force fed US election news was going to give me a stroke.

Now if only we could get rid of Justin Castro, I mean Trudeau asap.